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After some time, a little Frenchman came,
The other held a thing they call culotte;
Scarce half awake, he heav'da yawning note. Though hus untimely rous' le courteous smil'd, And soon a dressed our wag in accents mild,
Bending his head politely to his knee• Pray, sare, vat vant you, dat vou come so late ; • I beg yoar pardon. sare, to make you vait;
Pray tell me, sare, vat your commands vid me?' • Sir,' reply'd King, I merely thought to know, • As by your house I chanc'd to-night to go
• But really, I disturb'd your sleep I fearI say, I thought, that you perhaps could tell, * Among the folks who in this street may dwell,
• If there's a Mr. Thompson lodges here?' The shiv'ring Frenchman, tho' not pleas'd to find The business of this unimportant kind,
Too simple to suspect 'twas meant in jeer, Shruggd out a sigh that this his rest should break, Then with unalter'd courtesy, he spake
No, sare, no Monsieur Tonson lodges here.' Our wag begg'al pardon, and toward home he sped, While the poor Frenchman crawld again to bed;
But King, resolv'd not thus to drop the jest, So the next night, with more of whim than grace, Again he made a visit to the place,
To break once more the poor old Frenchman's rest. He knockid—but waited longer than before ; No footstep seem'd approaching to the door,
Our Frenchman lay in such a sleep profound; King, with the knocker, thunder'd then again, Firin on his post determin’d to remain ;
And oft indeed ho made the door resound.
At last King hears hiin o'er the passage creep, Wondering what fiend again disturbid his sleep; The
wag salutes him with a civil leer; Thus drawling out, to heighten the surprise, (While the poor Frenchman rubb’d his heavy eyes)
• Is there-a Mr. Thompson--lodges here?' The Frenchman faulter'd with a kind of fright•Vy, sare, I'm sure I told you, sare, last night
(And here he labour'd with a sigh sincere) No-Monsieur Tonson in de varld I know, No Monsieur Tonson here- told you so ;
Indeed, sare, dare no Monsieur Tonson here! Some more excuses tender’d, off King goes, And the old Frenchman sought once more reposen
The rogue next night pursued his old career'Twas long indeed before the man came nigh, And then he utter'd in a piteous cry,
• Sare, ’pon my soul, no Monsieur Tonson here! Our sportive wight his ysual visit paid, And the next night came forth a prattling maid:
Whose tongue indeed than any jack went faster ; Anxious she strove his errand to enquire, He said “'tis vain her pretty tongue to tire,
He should not stir till he had seen her master.' The damsel then began, in doleful state, The Frenchman's broken slumbers to relate,
And becg'd he'd call at proper time of dayKing told her she must fetch her master down, A chaise was ready, he was leaving town,
But first had much of deep concern to say. Thus urg'd she went the snoring man to call, And long indeed was she oblig'd to bawl,
E're she could rouse the torpid lump of clayAt last he wakes--he rises--and he swears, But scarcely had lie totter'd down the stairs,
When King attacks him in the usual way.
The Frenchman 10w perceiv’d 'twas all in vain
And strait in rage began his crest to rearSare, vat the devil make you treat me so? • Sare, I inform you, sare, three nights ago, . Got tam, I swear, no Monsieur Tonson here!' True as the night, King went and heard a strife Between the harrassid Frenchman and his wife,
Which would descend to chase the fiend away ; At length to join their forces they agree, And strait impetuously they turn the key,
Prepar'd with mutual fury for the fray. Our hero, with the firmness of a rock, Collected to receive the miglity shock,
Uttring the old enquiry, calmly stood The name of Thompson rais'd the storm so high, He deem'd it then the safest plan to fly, With, “Well, I'll call when you're in gentler
mood. In short, our hero, with the same intent, Full many a night to plague the Frenchman went-
So fond of mischief was the wicked wit; They threw out water--for the watch they call, But King expecting, still escapes from all-
Monsieur at last was forc'd his house to quit: It happen'd that our wag about this time, On some fair prospect sought the Eastern clime,
Six ling’ring years were there bis tedious lot;
And his long absence is at once forgot.
He fain must stroll the well known haunt to trace; • All, here's the scene of frequent mirth,' he said, My poor old Frenchman, I suppose, is deadEgad, I'll knock and see who holds his place.'
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With rapid strokes he makes the mansion roar, And while he eager eyes the op'ning door,
Lo! who obeys the knocker's rattling peal? Why e'en our little Frenchman, strange to say, He took bis old abode that very day-
Capricious turn of sportive Fortune's wheel!
Just in his former trim he now appears;
And King's detested voice, astonish”d, hears. As if some hideous spectre struck his sight, His senses seem'd bewilder'd with affright,
His face, indeed bespoke a heart full sore-Then starting, he exclaim'd, in rueful strain, • Begar! here's Monsieur Tonson come again!
Away he ran--and ne'er was heard of more!
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(COLMAN, JR.) Who has e'er been in London, that overgrown
place, Has seen · Lodgings to Let,' stare him full in the face: Some are good, and let dearly ; while some, tis
well known, Are so dear, and so bad, they are best let alone. WILL WADDLE, whose temper was studious and
lonely, Hired lodgings that took Single Gentleinen only ; But Will was so fat he appeard like a tun ;-Orlike two Single Gentlemen, roll'd into one.
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He enter'd his rooms, and to bed he retreated;
doubt him ; For his skin, like a lady's loose gown, hung about
He sent for a Doctor and cried, like a ninny, • I have lost many pounds-make me well-there's
a guinea.' The Doctor look'd wise:
-a slow fever,' he said: Prescribed sudorificks, -and going to bed. • Sudorificks in bed, (exclaim'd Will) are humbugs; • I've enough of them there, without paying for
WILL kick'd out the Doctor:--but when ill indeed,
grin, • That with honest intentions you first took me in ; • But from the first night-and to say it I'm bold• I have been so damnd hot, that I'm sure I caught
cold,' Quoth the landlord till now, I ne'er had a dispute; I've let lodgings ten years ;--I'm a Baker to boot;