Town of Ayr, town of Ayr, To meddle wi' mischief a-brewing; And orator Bob is its ruin, Town of Ayr. And orator Bob is its ruin. D'rymple mild, D'rymple mild, Tho' your heart's like a child, And your life like the new-driven snaw, Yet that winna save ye, Old Satan must have ye For preaching that three's ane an' twa, D'rymple mild, For preaching that three's ane an' two Calvin's sons, Calvin's sons, Seize your spiritual guns, Ammunition ye never can need; Your hearts are the stuff, Will be powder enough, And your skulls are a storehouse of lead, And Calvin's sons, your skulls are a storehouse of lead. Rumble John, Rumble John, Mount the steps with a groan, Cry the book is with heresy cramm'd ; Deal brimstone like aidle, Rumble John, And roar every note o' the damn'd. Simper James, Simper James, Leave the fair Killie dames, There's a holier chase in your view; I'll lay on your head, That the pack ye'll soon lead, For puppies like you there's but few, Simper James, For puppies like you there's but few. Singet Sawnie, Singet Sawnie, For Hannibal's just at your gates, For Hannibal's just at your gates, Andrew Gowk, Andrew Gowk, And the book nought the waur-let me tell you; Tho' ye're rich and look big, Yet lay by hat and wig, And ye'll hae a calf's-head o' sma' value, And ye'll hae a calf's-head o' sma' value. Poet Willie, Poet Willie, Gie the doctor a volley, Wi' your 'liberty's chain' and your wit : O'er Pegasus' side, Ye ne'er laid a stride, Ye only stood by when he sh—, Poet Willie, Ye only stood by when he sh--. Bar Steenie, Bar Steenie, Ye Wi' people that ken you nae better, Wi' people that ken you nae better. Jamie Goose, Jamie Goose, Ye hae made but toom roose, O' hunting the wicked lieutenant; But the doctor's your mark, For the Lord's holy ark, He has cooper'd and ca'd a wrong pin in't, Jamie Goose, He has cooper'd and ca'd a wrong pin in't. Davie Bluster, Davie Bluster, For a saunt if ye muster, It's a sign they're no nice o' recruits, Royal blood ye might boast, If the ass were the King o' the brutes, If the ass were the King o' the brutes. Muirland George, Muirland George, Whom the Lord made a scourge, To claw common sense for her sins; If ill manners were wit There's no mortal so fit, To confound the poor doctor at ance, Muirland George, To confound the poor doctor at ance. Cessnockside, Cessnockside, Even our faes maun allow, And your friends daurna say ye hae mair, Cessnockside, And your friends daurna say ye hae mair. Daddie Auld, Daddie Auld, A tod meikle waur than the clerk; Ye'll be in at the death, And if ye canna bite ye can bark, And if ye canna bite ye can bark. Poet Burns, Poet Burns, Wi' your priest-skelping turns, Why desert ye your auld native shire? Tho' your Muse is a gipsy, Yet were she even tipsy, She could ca' us nae waur than we are, She could ca' us nae waur than we are. POSTSCRIPT. Afton's Laird, Afton's Laird, A copy o' this I bequeath, On the same sicker score I mentioned before, To that trusty auld worthy Clackleith, Afton's Laird, To that trusty auld worthy Clackleith. THE SELKIRK GRACE. SOME hae meat, and canna eat, ELEGY ON THE DEATH OF PEG NICHOLSON. PEG Nicholson was a gude bay mare, But now she's floating down the Nith, Peg Nicholson was a gude bay mare, Peg Nicholson was a gude bay mare, But now she's floating down the Nith, Peg Nicholson was a gude bay mare, |