« THE NEW VIEW OF SOCIETY." OR, MR. OWEN AT NEW LANARK. A NEW BALLAD. “ News! neighbours, news!"-Old Song. I, ROBERT OWEN, For certainty knowing Political systems are rotten, Have, with infinite pains, Been confounding my brains, With economy, logic, and cotton. That man's a machine, Will be presently seen, When I've fully develop'd each measure ; And my system requires, That I move the wires, That the puppet may dance at my pleasure. Like Noah in his ark, I am king of Lanark ! You'll find in the sequel, They're perfectly equal;That's equally bound to obey me! The wise of all ages, Philosophers, sages, Dull rogues! must in turn go to school to me; Aristotle and Plato Are quite out of date O! And Zeno himself is a fool to me. Locke, Newton, and Bacon, I'll prove are mistaken, Landaff is mere chaff, Hannah More is a bore, And Bob and his job all the go! The Commons and Lords I've so bother'd with words, That they vote me, to save time and patience, Economist clever, Extravagant never, The faith I maintain, Is a spice of Tom Paine, For argument specious, I poach in Helvetius, Nor Hume quite escapes from my plunder. Some have it, my style Has a touch of Carlile, (Such lies choke the rogues that invent them !) I own there's a touch, When I mystify much, I deny there's a devil, Heav'n, or hell; good, or evil; The doctrine of priests, I cut short all; 'Tis a farce of the schools, That a Providence rules, a That a glorified Being, All-mighty, all-seeing, Callid the stars into birth, Form'd from chaos, the earth, I'm quite of a diff'rent opinion. But chance, at a jerk, Did the wonderful work, Toss'd, tumbled, and twirl'd Themselves into a world, Where I'd have ev'ry man, Just as long as he can, Then each mother's son, When his dinner is done, Walk off, and make room for his neighbour. a The plan I lay down, Is to build a small town, (Some wiseacres call it a riddle !) In the shape of a square, Parallelogram rare ! With an eating-house clapp'd in the middle ! Where intelligent cooks, Who have studied my books, Till my favourite plan, pan, Rule the roasting, the broiling, the frying ! a A bell in a steeple Shall summons my people To join the community's table; |