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I journey far---You knew fat bards might tire,
And, mounted, sent me forth your trusty Squire.
'Twas on the day that City dames repair
To take their weekly dose of Hide-Park air,
When forth we trot; no carts the road infest,
For still on Sundays country horses rest.
Thy gardens, Kensington! we leave unseen,
Thro' Hammersmith jog on to Turnham-green;
That Turnham-green which dainty pigeons fed,
But feeds no more; for Solomon is dead.

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Three dusty miles reach Brentford's tedious town,
For dirty streets and white-legg'd chickens known;
Thence o'er wide shrubby heaths and furrow'd lanes
We come, where Thames divides the meads of Staines.
We ferry'd o'er; for late the winter's flood
Shook her frail bridge, and tore her piles of wood. 20
Prepar'd for war, now Bagshot-Heath we cross,
Where broken gamesters oft' repair their loss.
At Hartley-Row the foaming bit we prest,
While the fat landlord welcom❜d ev'ry guest.
Supper was ended, healths the glasses crown'd,
Our host extoll'd his wine at ev'ry round,
Relates the Justices' late meeting there,
How many bottles drank, and what their cheer;
What lords had been his guests in days of yore,
And prais'd their wisdom much, their drinking more.
Let travellers the morning vigils keep;
The morning rose, but we lay fast asleep.

* A man lately faincus for feeding pigeons at Turnham-green.

Twelve tedious miles we bore the sultry sun,
And Popham-Lane was scarce in sight by one:
The straggling village harbour'd thieves of old;
'Twas here the stage-coach'd lass resign'd her gold,
That gold which had in London purchas'd gowns,
And sent her home a Belle to country towns.
But robbers haunt no more the neighb'ring wood;
Here unown'd infants find their daily food;
For should the maiden-mother nurse her son,
'Twould spoil her match when her good name is gone.
Our jolly hostess nineteen children bore,

Nor fail'd her breast to suckle nineteen more.
Be just, ye Prudes! wipe off the long arrear;
Be virgins still in Town, but mothers here.

Sutton we pass, and leave her spacious down,
And with the setting sun reach Stockbridge town.
O'er our parch'd tongue the rich metheglin glides,
And the red dainty trout our knife divides.
Sad melancholy ev'ry visage wears;

What, no election come in sev'n long years!
Of all our race of mayors, shall Snow alone
Be by Sir Richard's * dedication known?
Our streets no more with tides of ale shall float,
Nor cobblers feast three years upon one vote.

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Next morn, twelve miles led o'er th' unbounded plain, Where the cloak'd shepherd guides his fleecy train:

* Sir Richard Steele, Member for Stockbridge, wrote a treatise, called The Importance of Dunkirk considered, and dedicated it to Mr. John Snow, Bailiff of Stockbridge.

No leafy bow'rs a noon-day shelter lend,
Nor from the chilly dews at night defend:

With wond'rous art he counts the straggling flock,
And by the sun informs you what's o'clock.
How are our shepherds fall'n from ancient days!

No Amaryllis chaunts alternate lays;

From her no list'ning echoes learn to sing,

Nor with his reed the jocund vallies ring.

Here sheep the pasture hide, there harvests bend; See Sarum's steeple o'er yon' hill ascend,

Our horses faintly trot beneath the heat,

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And our keen stomachs know the hour to eat.
Who can forsake thy walls, and not admire
The proud cathedral and the lofty spire?
What sempstress has not prov'd thy scissars good?
From hence first came th' intriguing ridinghood.
Amid three boarding-schools well stock'd with misses,
Shall three knights-errant starve for want of kisses?
O'er the green turf the miles slide swift away,
And Blandford ends the labours of the day.
The morning rose; the supper reck'ning paid,
And our due fees discharg'd to man and maid;
The ready hostler near the stirrup stands,
And, as we mount, our halfpence load his hands.
Now the steep hill fair Dorchester o'erlooks,
Border'd by meads, and wash'd by silver brooks.

* There are three boarding-schools in this town. Volume II.

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Here sleep my two companions' eyes supprest,
And propt in elbowchairs they snoring rest:
I weary sit, and with my pencil trace

Their painful posture, and their eyeless face;
Then dedicate each glass to some fair name,
And on the sash, the diamond scrawls my flame.
Now o'er true Roman way our horses sound,
Grævius would kneel and kiss the sacred ground.
On either side low fertile vallies lie,

The distant prospects tire the travelling eye.
Thro' Bridport's stony lanes our rout we take,
And the proud steep descend to Marcombe's lake.
As hearses pass'd, our landlord robb'd the pall,
And with the mournful scutcheon hung his hall.
On unadulterate wine we here regale,

And strip the lobster of his scarlet mail.

We climb'd the hills when starry night arose,
And Axminster affords a kind repose.
The maid, subdu'd by fees, her trunk unlocks,
And gives the cleanly aid of dowlas smocks.
Mean-time our shirts her busy fingers rub,
While the soap lathers o'er the foaming tub,
If women's geer such pleasing dreams incite,
Lend us your smocks, ye Damsels! ev'ry night.
We rise; our beards demand the barber's art;
A female enters, and performs the part:
The weighty golden chain adorns her neck,
And three gold rings her skilful hand bedeck:

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Smooth o'er our chin her easy fingers move,
Soft as when Venus strok'd the beard of Jove.

Now from the steep, 'mid scatter'd cots and groves, Our eye thro' Honiton's fair valey roves;

Behind us soon the busy town we leave,
Where finest lace industrious lasses weave.
Now swelling clouds roll'd on; the rainy load
Stream'd down our hats, and smok'd along the road;
When (O blest sight!) a friendly sign we spy'd, 121
Our spurs are slacken'd from the horses' side;
For sure a civil host the house commands,
Upon whose sign this courteous motto stands,
"This is the ancient Hand, and eke the Pen;
"Here is for horses hay, and meat for men."
How rhyme would flourish, did each son of Fame
Know his own genius, and direct his flame!
Then he that could not epic flights rehearse,
Might sweetly mourn in elegiac verse.
But were his Muse for elegy unfit,
Perhaps a distich might not strain his wit:
If epigram offend, his harmless lines

Might in gold letters swing on alehouse signs:
Then Hobbinol might propagate his bays,
And Tuttlefields record his simple lays;

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Where rhymes like these might lure the nurses' eyès,
While gaping infants squall for farthing pies!
Treat here, ye Shepherds blithe! your damsels sweet,
For pies and cheesecakes are for damsels meet.
Gay.]
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