gish lieutenant of my regiment to a captain whose platoons were inverted. He said: "Captain, if I were in your place I would break ranks and have the orderly call the roll!" Perhaps even this hopeful program may fail from an inability to agree as to the roll and as to the orderly.

Gentlemen of the Columbia club, I congratulate you upon the opening of this magnificent club house and thank you with a full heart for your many acts of kindness.

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