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THE EUTERPEIAD:

OR,

MUSICAL INTELLIGENCER.

BOSTON, SATURDAY, MAY 12, 1821.

AN ORATORIO FOR A PUBLIC CHARITY.

The Handel and Haydn Society, with their accustomed philanthropic and benevolent feelings, will perform a selection of Sacred Music to-morrow evening, intended as an act of charity, towards that laudable and highly meritorious institution, The Howard Benevolent Society. A more exalted eulegium cannot be bestowed upon the science of music, than the general custom of calling in its aid towards ing the heart in acts of beneficence.

ble living, or who keep disorderly houses; and every | Boyce-'Almighty God,' Air and Chorus, Mozart-
person employed shall produce a recommendation "There were shepherds,' Recitative, Handel—‘And
from a member of the Committee."
suddenly,' do. do.-'Glory to God,' Chorus, do-
And Jesus went about,' Recitative, do,-'He was
eyes unto the blind,' Air, do.-Holy Lord God of
Hosts,' Quartetto and Chorus, Mozart.

The following forms a part of the Regulations of this
Society.

PART II.

1 The cases of all applicants for relief shall be made known to the committee before assistance is granted on account of the society; but the committee 'In the beginning God created,' Recitative, Haydn shall be at liberty to refund to any of their number 'A new created world,' Air and Chorus, do-the amount they shall have bestowed upon such ob. And God said let the earth bring forth living crea. jects of peculiar distress as came to their knowledge tures,' Recitative, do.-'Now heaven in fullest glory,' between their meetings, and as in their view requir-Air, do.-'On thee each living soul,' Chorus, do.ed immediate relief. 'Achieved is the glorious work," Chorus, do.-'How green our fertile pastures loak,' Handel-'Come sweet spring,' Haydn-'Where can peace be found,' Duett, (words by Mrs. Rowson,) Bray-The Lord gave the word,' Chorus, Hundel-'Now the work, &c.' Recitative and Chorus, Beethoven.

2. No applicant shall be assisted with cash on any occasion, unless by a special grant of the committee; and no wood shall be given except in case of sickness; and all persons furnished with employment shall be paid for their work in useful articles of provision or expand-clothing, unless their earnings be by request especially applied to the payment of house rent.

The Trustees and Members on this occasion have relinquished the privilege of introducing their friends with their usual pass tickets.

formance.

3. A sub-committee of three persons shall be apAs the public may not be generally acquainted with The friends to this excellent charity, and the pathe objects contemplated by The Howard Benevolent pointed to furnish such materials and utensils for the employment of the poor, as the standing committee trons of the Handel and Haydn Society are respectSociety, we subjoin the preamble of their Constitution. shall direct; and to engage a suitable number of fully informed, that Tickets to the above performance, faithful and responsible agents in different parts of at one dollar each, may be had at the Book-Stores of "Feeling it a privilege and a duty to be actively the town, to attend to all the duties of this depart-Col. S. H. Parker, No 12, and Richardson & Lord, engaged in promoting the happiness of our fellow ment, as expressed in the tenth article of the Rules 75, Cornhill; at the Music Store of Mr. Graupner, creatures; and believing that by administering to and Regulations of this society; and the sub-com-Franklin-street; at the stores of Tappan & Mansfield, their temporal necessities, we may not only answer mittee shall fix the amount of compensations to be No. 65, State-street; Webster & Underwood, No. the design of common benevolence, but may also be allowed to the agents for their services; and also the 63, Market-street; and Fairbanks & Loring, No. 4, happily instrumental, in the hands of God, of convey-price to be paid to the poor for their work; and shall Union-street; and at the Hall on the evening of pering spiritual instruction to their souls: we, the sub- give the agents necessary instructions relative to the scribers, do form ourselves into an Association for the disposal of the articles made for account of the sopurpose of searching out, and relieving, as far as our ciety. ability will admit, such persons as are deprived of health, and who, by their indigence, are denied the comforts which their condition requires; and also by providing materials for the employment of the poor to encourage habits of industry among them, to excite in their minds a laudable ambition, and thus remove those temptations to vice which idleness tends to create, and preclude the necessity of their receiv ing further assistance.

4. The agents shall deliver materials to such persons only as have an order from a member of the standing committee, which order shall be filled from a printed blank as follows.

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Please to furnish Mr.
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with and when

One of the committee.

faithfully done and returned to you give The objects which we conceive most forcibly call credit for the same, or deliver the amount in provisfor our pecuniary aid, are the sick and the infirm;ions or clothing for account of the Howard Benevolent Society. more especially of that class of our fellow creatures, Signed who not being connected with any religious society. are in no way benefitted by the provisions made in 5. Any person furnished with work, who shall be most of them for the relief of their poor. These un-kuown to embezzle or withhold any article belonging happy sufferers have only one resource, and that is to the society, or who shall apply their earnings to a lodged in the heart which feels for human wretchedness; it is with them who assiduously search out the dwellings of anxious poverty, to sweeten with their sympathy and assistance, the bitter cup of corrosive

sorrow.

It must produce real regret in every bosom susceptible of pity, to know that many whose feelings are as keen as their own, not only suffer the miseries of extreme penury, but are also deprived of that attendauce which enfeebled nature loudly demands. It will therefore be considered within the province of this Society, occasionally to watch with the sick, and ameliorate in this way as much as possible the condition of helpless humanity."

"It shall be the duty of the Standing Committee to investigate the condition of applicants, to make. pecuniary appropriations, and to meet discretionally for the transaction of such business as may require their attention "

To furnish employment for the honest poor, the Committee may invest part of the funds of the Society, not exceeding one third of the annual income, in materials for work, and in utensils for the manufacture of the same; and may employ an agent or agents with whom these materials shall be deposited, and to whom they may send the poor for employment; and who shall receive and pay for, and sell under the direction of the Committee, such articles as may be made for the Society, or such as any person may send to be manufactured for themselves; and who shall keep an accurate account of

the same, to be exhibited at the annual meeting of the Society."

"No person shall be furnished with work, who can go out to service, or otherwise earn a comforta

vicious purpose, shall be suspended further assistance
till satisfactory evidence of reformation be given to
the committee, and it shall be the duty of every mem-
ber of the committee to make these regulations dis-
tinctly known to every person employed.

6. The bills of each member of the committee
against the society shall be examined and approved by
the secretary, and presented to the treasurer before
each stated meeting of the society.

With such objects, we presume the humane and charitably disposed, will further the views of this Institution by contributing their patronage in the pres

ent instance.

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To the Members of the Howard Benevolent Society. The Handel and Haydn Society having obligingly offered to give an Oratorio for the benefit of your society and its objects, it is respectfully suggested that the occasion furnishes to you and the public, an opportunity of manifesting continued confidence in the immediate government of the society, and of aiding in the attainments of its purpose in a very efficient manner at a trifling expence.

In behalf of its numerous and, meritorious objects we beg leave to solicit your attendance at the Oratorio, and ask your personal aid in procuring the attendance of the friends of this institution. GEO. SULLIVAN, RALPH WEBSTER, STEPHEN FAIRBANKS, JONATHAN CARLETON, ) lent Society.

Soliciting Committee of the Howard Benevo

FOR THE EUTERPEIAD.

Observations occasioned on hearing two Sisters with unequal voices, sing Mr. Shaw's duett "All things fair and bright "

The human voice may be denominated an instrument, capable of producing the most delightful and affecting sounds, it is a gift from Providence, and the excellence of its nature is owing to no merit of the singer, for no other reason than that he or she may possessor, therefore to say that a person is a fine

have a fine voice, would be as absurd as to say a
If the
man is good because he has great strength.
voice is pleasing and expressive, it is good, but if the
tones are produced in an unnatural manner, it is
consequently imperfect, where nature has supplied
good materials, the application of them is easy.

The first thing requisite, is to place the voice at the back part of the throat, as is done in pronouncing the vowel A in the word all. This will give that fullness of tone, which constitutes, what the Italians call, a voce di petto, and will at the same time, bring the vocal organs into the position most proper for A second acquiring a correct, and rapid execution.

position may be formed by means of the same vowel as pronounced in the word art, and a third, upon the sound of the dipthong ea in the word Earth.

When a facility of execution in these three posi

tions has been acquired, the pupil may proceed to the use of words, in the utterance of which he will frequently find it necessary to deviate from the pronunciation which good speaking would dictate in or der to preserve a suitable breadth of tone.

As consonants have a tendency to shut up the mouth, they should have no more stress laid on them than is necessary to an intelligible and clear articulation, taking care never to introduce them, till the time of the note which they finish is expired. In singing, the management of the breath should

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In the plan of Dr. Channing's Church, there is an affectation of being thought old, the wit of which we girls cannot understand. A new Gothic Church in modern times is like one of our beaux exhibiting a Vandal dress in a fashionable ball room.

The Octagon church, at Church Green, is too full of angles for me. I like nothing angular. The building looks as if it was intended merely to ballast the steeple.

As my visit is accidentally prolonged, I have an opportunity to gratify the request in your letter which I received yesterday, and give you some notion of the town of Boston, its buildings, &c. Now I have no not be let out too fast; husband it well, the loudness Gazetteer-talents, and I do not believe Mr. Worces- mire the whole of that building, and am delighted of the tone does not depend upon the quantity of ter or Dr. Morse will ever quote any thing I shall when its belfry chimes in the merry Christmas tide.

Never

breath you afford to any given note or notes. begin a passage with your lungs empty, but always fill the chest moderately full of wind at the commencment of a passage, and whenever an opportunity occurs, imbibe as much breath as possible, and keep the throat expanded. Standing erect to sing is always to be preferred, the head rather high, with your shoulders back and the chest open, this position keeps the passage of the voice free and unobstructed

from its seat.

Singing in the throat is occasioned by making a kind of tone which conveys to the hearer, an impression that there exists a swelling there; the Italians sing with a smiling mouth, and hold guttural singing in utter abhorrence. They who sing tremulously, fail egregiously as to the true Porlamento, or sustaining power, without which even a good voice, and a good ear, will not lead to excellence.

The different quality of tones in the human voice, arise from various causes, as the fibres &c. which vibrate and produce sound,are more delicate or strong; a difference in the formation of the mouth, or larynx or any other parts of the vocal organs. Some voices are clear and shril!, others have more the nature of reeds, hence is the reason of the different power of voices, in regard to strength, compass, pitch, or quality of tone. All persons feel equally the energy of speaking sounds, in proportion to their sensibility; but there are many 'persons of excellent qualifications in other respects, who cannot be made to understand, so as to give true utterance to musical sounds; this perhaps may arise from some inequality in the fibres of the ear, which, in that case must convey disproportionate sensations to the mind. We have only to add, that music taken in an enlarged view, is a noble and useful science, and leads to an enquiry into the nature of the passions, and in what manner they may be affected by sounds.

The aforegoing remarks are not intended to have a personal application, but are the result of considerations upon the inequalities to be met with in the tructure of the human voice.

NEW IMPROVEMENT FOR THE PIANO FORTE.

An invention has recently been perfected for turning over the leaves of music by the foot instead of the hand. The machine for this purpose consists of five distinct movements. The first of them turns the leaf; the second turns it back, when a Da Capo is required; the third secures the second leaf while the first is turned; the fourth shifts the second leaf in the place of the first-and the fifth action is its return of itself to take the second leaf over. The whole apparatus is found within the piano forte, and is only seen when it is used.

write. Yet as I am bound to please you whenever I can, I shall send you a few notices.

I should like to take up the North Church, bells and all, and place them near the State House. I ad

There is nothing remarkable about the Catholic Church, but the Nunnery attached to it. Much When I take a birds-eye view of the whole town, alarm and some ill nature were excited when the I can compare it to nothing but a Camel sprawling, nuns arrived and took possession; but when it was with a long neck, not the straightest, and bumps here discovered that proselytism was not intended, and and there all along its back bone,not omitting Copps- that the establishment of a harmless school for Cathhill at the rump, or Fort-hill at the left hip. These olic children was the object, all prejudice vanished. hills are not quite so celebrated as the famous hills of I cannot notice all the places of public worship, Rome, though Mount Vernon may claim some affin- some of which are very plain; nor shall I particularity to the Capitoline-Hill, if not to the Mons Sacer.ize the private houses. There is great variety of ar. Patriot speculators have left half their western work chitecture, a vast majority of which is in bad taste. undone. Within a few years some very splendid mansions have been erected, and the town seems to be in a progress of rebuilding, as many old edifices are annually taken down and replaced by superior ones. shops and stores, and wharves,no city of equal pop

Both the public and private edifices, like Kennilworth Castle, show the architecture of all ages.

In

Faneuil Hall, the celebrated "cradle of liberty since the young Hercules strangled the British Snakes who sought to kill him there, has been much enlargedulation can vie with Boston. Cornhill-street, though

and therefore lost much of its local associations.

nothing elegant would be conjectured from such a rustic name; and Market-street, also a vulgar name, contain many beautiful shops, filled with all possible

The Alms House domiciles its tenants in a better edifice than half the inhabitants live in. The State House has been so often described, I variety of rich merchandize. must refer you to the printed accounts.

The Court House is said to be a convenient building, but its sunken exterior gives no pleasure to my eye, and as they never convict men there of murder for killing women, its appearance excites no veneration in my mind.

The Theatre is dull outside, but elegant within. The Churches deserve more detail; and I hope it may not be thought irreverent to find fault with the outside of the buildings.

The Park-street Church should not have touched

the adjacent dwelling houses. It should have been set apart" for religious purposes. It would be an odd occurrence to have a gay ball on one side of the partition wall, and a grave and serious lecture on the other, both going on at the same time. You might easily imagine its exterior to be the head of a brick rope walk, with a steeple for the flag-staff, to display the star-spangled banner on St. Catharine's

day.

The inside of the Chapel pleases me much. This building has remained the same while its proprietors have changed every thing else but its tenanted cemetry. If I were not ashamed of a pun, I should say its modern doctrine and discipline differ as much from its ancient, as an independent FREE-MAN does from a religious Royalist. The Chappelites have also changed their KINGLY title to a STONE one. St. Paul's is remarkable for resembling a Heathen Temple outside, for having the most elegant interior, for having the richest pastor in town, (a most excellent, learned and pious one too) and for having no

poor.

There are many delightful promenades in Boston particularly the mall, and the desire of health and pleasure has made most of the ladies pedestrians. A large sum has been subscribed for a new Circus, and Mr. Roulstone intends to convert as many of this elegant Infantry as he can into equestrians. What with horse and foot, the ladies expect to do the next cam paign, I cannot tell; but I think the beaux will not be able to withstand the onset, and many bachelors will be made captive before the season is over.

With all the irregularity of the streets and architecture in Boston, I love the place still, and I shall leave it next week with regret. The hospitality of its inhabitants, the good sense which regulates their intercourse, the moral and religious habits which distinguish them, the good feelings and benevolence which seem to be indigenous here, and the many friends who have made my visit agreeable and happy, will live in grateful remembrance as long as my

memory exists.

I have ten thousand particulars for your ear when HELEN. we meet. Until then, adieu. May 10.

A MOTHER'S ADVICE.

"O, my curly headed boy! remember your poor mother's last words: let others fear their foes, you, my sweet innocent, beware only of your friends :~~ Then in convulsive agony, she clasped me to ber breast, laid down her head, and died.”

PATIENCE.

The showiest caterpiller must become a chrysalis ere it can soar a butterfly.

PLEASUES OF A MARRIED STATE.
Fourth bliss of Matrimony.

It is the only money making state! At this you see a smile brightening on the face of the Bachelor. "Egad" quoth he, “prove but that, and I'm your man. Many a good day ago should I have been married, but was afraid I was able to maintain a wife. Maintain a wife! Citizen Bachelor, you mistake the matter quite. The Creator did not send the ladies here to be your pensioners but your help mates. And many a family do I know, now in easy circumstances, that would long e'er this, have been on the parish, had it not been for the virtues of the petticoats. And as for you, young sparks, who are pleased to think of a wife as an elegant play thing, intended only to dress and dance, visit and spend mony, please to look at the following picture of a good wife, drawn by the pencil of Solomon, (with a touch or two of an American brush,) Prov. xxxi.

Verse 10. Behold a virtuous woman for her price is above rubies.

12. She riseth with the day and prepareth breakfast for her household; yea before the sun is risen she hath her maidens at work.

13. She seeketh wool and flax, and layeth her hand willingly to the spindle, while her right hand merrily turneth the wheel.

eateth not the bread of idleness.

Communicated

SERIES OF LETTERS FROM A GENTLEMAN TO

LADY. LETTER 3.

Of all the circumstances which serve to gild the region of mortal existence with the sunbeams of felicity," Hope," or the prospect of futurity, is the most abundant source of delight.

"True hope is swift, and flies with swallows wings Kings it makes Gods, and meaner creatures kings." No situation in life however desperate, no sorrow however poignant, no misery however depressing, but looking forward to the future, will dispel the gloom, aad cause felicity to dawn upon our prospects. How much then, will "hope" cheer us when he comes to the mind that is not weighed down with care, but has leisure and opportunity to receive his vissions in all their splendour.

"The wretch condemned with life to part
Still, still, on "hope" relies,

And every pang that rends the heart
Bids expectation rise.

Hope like the glimmering tapers light
Adorns and cheers the way,
And still as darker grows the night
Emits a brighter ray.'

And can any one for a moment imagine that man is doom'd only to misery in this life, while the Almigh14. She looketh well to the way of her family, and ty has given him such a companion as hope, to cheer all his steps, and lead him to the temple of felicity. 15. She regardeth not the snow, for her household In comparison of hope, all our other passions are dark are clothed in fearnaught. and obscure; she the daughter of imagination, and the mother of ecstacy, imparts happiness without alloy, and exhilerates the heart without impairing the understanding.

16. By her much industry her cheeks are made ruddy like the rose of Sharon; yea, her nerves are strengthened, so that when she heareth talk of the hysterics, she marveleth thereat.

17. Her house is the habitation of neatness, so that the heart of her husband is refreshed when he entereth into her chamber.

18. She maketh fine linen and selleth it, and delivereth much cloth to the merchants.

19. Her husband is known in the gates by the fineness of his apparel, for she maketh him cloathing of silk and purple.

20. Her turkey cometh in plenteously in his season, and the fat duck, yea also the green goose is oft times seen self-basted at her spit.

21. Her poultry multiplieth exceedingly in the land, even as the black birds in the cornfleld for multitude, so that she feedeth her household daintily on chicken pies.

22. Her kine is fat, and well favoured, they know not the hollow horn, for while the winter is yet afar off she provideth them an house; their rack is filled with hay, and their manger lacketh no food, hence her dairy is stored with milk, and her firkins with choice butter.

23. Her children rise up and call her blessed, her husband also, and he praiseth her.

24. She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.

Now citizen Bachelor, will you any longer talk about maintaining such a wife as this! And such a wife every good girl in America will make, if married WEEMS. the lad of her heart.

"Hope, of all passions, most befriends us here,
Passions of prouder name befriends us less,
Joy has her tears, and transports has her death.
Hope, like a cordial, innocent though strong
Man's heart at once inspirits and serenes,
Nor makes him pay his wisdom for his joys;
'Tis all our present state can safely be 1,
Health to the frame, and vigour to the mind,
A joy attempered, a chastised delight;
Like the fair summer evening, mild and sweet,
Tis man's full cup, his Paradise below."

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FOR THE EUTERPEIAD.

Stolen Extracts from brother Jim's journal of his opinions.

My sister, after reading Kenilworth, regretted that she had not lived "in the golden days of good queen Bess," The absurdity of this wish was so manifest, that I could not refrain from ridiculing her folly, and we were by degrees led into a serious discussion upon the comparative happiness of mankind in that age and in the present one. "Olden time," has had many advocates, and the further back we go, the more lavish have the praises of men been, the golden age was the most remote-then the silver-the brass

-and at last came the iron times. There is more of fancy than truth in these descriptions. Life has been burthen some in all ages, and history is a mirror that presents but one half of an object to the view, and that the most flattering. If we look back upon our own experience, the periods of infancy and youth seem delightful; their pleasures are recollected, and their disquietudes and vexations forgotten. Yet there is none of us either ladies or gentlemen, who would live our lives over again in the same scenes with the same emotions, and under the same circum stances. As I think at present, instead of wishing I had lived in queen Elizabeth's time, I should prefer to live in the world at some future period-in the twenty-fourth or twenty-fifth century. A few hunyears have made such astonishing alterations in the world, the march of civil and religious improvement is so firm and progressive, the increase of knowledge the discoveries constantly making in the terra incognita of science, and the amelioration of human sufferings, which the present age has witnessed, give such an earnest of future advantages, that, without resorting to the striking prophesies relating to the ages to come, we may rationally expect the condition of mankind five or six hundred years hereafter will be much better than it ever yet has been.

Mr. Burke was one of the most eloquent panegyrists of past time. "The age of chivalry, said he, is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded, and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever. Never, never more, shall we behold that generous loyality to rank or sex, that proud submission, that dignified obedience, that subordination of the heart, which kept alive, even in servitude itself, the spirit of an exalted freedom. The unbought

Milton thus describes the marriage state. "How happy they, the happiest of their kind Whom gentle stars unite, and in one fate Their heart, hir fortunes, and their beings blend, grace of life, the cheap defence of nations, the nurse 'Tis not the coarser tie of human laws Unnatural oft, and foreign to the mind That brings their peace, but harmony itself Attuning all their passions into love Where friendship full exerts her softest pow'r Perfect esteem, enlivened by desire Ineffable and sympathy of soul, Thought meeting thought, and will preventing will With boundless confidence, for naught but love, Can answer love, and render bliss secure Till evening comes at last, serene and mild When after the long vernal day of life Enamour'd more, as more remembrance swells With many a proof of recollected love Together down they sink in social sleep Together freed, their gentle spirits fly

To scenes, where love and bliss immortal reign."

of manly sentiment and heroic enterprise is gone. It is gone, that sensibility of principle, that chastity of honor, which felt a stain like a wound, which inspired courage whilst it mitigated ferocity, which ennobled whatever it touched, and under which vice itself lost half its evil, by loosing all its grossness. This mixed system of opinion and sentiment had its origin in the ancient chivalry; but now all is to be changed. All the pleasing illusions, which made power gentle, and obedience liberal, which harmoniz. ed the different shades of life, and which, by a bland assimulation.incorporated into politics the sentiments which beautify and soften private society, are to be dissolved by this new conquering empire of light and On this scheme of things, a king is but a a woman is but an man, a queen is but a woman ; animal, and an animal not of the highest order.

reason.

All homage paid to the sex in general as such, and without distinct views is to be regarded as romance and folly."

Notwithstanding the effect of this fine passage, I am quite of opinion with some later writers, who thus gaily express themselves.

No more, at eve, wrapt up in sable gown,
-What time the babe sets out on life's career,—
Gazing on night, the sage astrologer
Notes every planetary aspect down:
The hooded monk, no more, in gothic aisle,
Sequester'd, ponders o'er his massy tome
As thro' the stained glass, the sunbeams roam
Upon his wall, with many colored smile;
Romance is passing from us all the while-
Witchcraft and sheeted ghost, and haunted dome!

TO THE EDITOR OF THE EUTERPEIAÐ.
LATIN PUNS.

"We have often congratulated ourselves on having flourished after the extinction of chivalry,the decline and fall of the empire of ghosts, and the introduction of potatoes into this Island. We never could have endured a shirt of mail, and we shudder at the thought of having beenjobliged to scale one of those immeasuraSir-A correspondent in your last publication, has ble horses that used to carry the knights of old. The given us what he denominates two classical puns.— luxury of being negligently dressed, of lying diffused Though I have doubts as to the propriety of that term all day over a sofa, was then unknown-and gentle-being applied to the specimens in question, I am glad men sat down to rest themselves in those days un he has brought forward the subject of latin punning, der about two cwt. of iron. We suspect, too, that and hope he will continue to favor us for the future. good eating and drinking were then in their infancy. The latter of your correspondent's puns I touch not Short were the strides which cookery had made. but to the former another college hoy might add, by Gentlemen assailed beeves that came out of the kit-way of consolation, the first line of a well known chen just as they went in, with the slight alteration ode of Horace : of roasting; and we may judge of their skill in liquids from this fact, that

They drank the red wine through the helmet barred. That satisfactory and satisfying smack of the lips which now ratifies a rummer, was then smothered metal-and there was no room for that sympathetic communication between mind and mind, which good cheer now a days spreads over a party assembled at

a rump and dozen. Such, we conceive, were the chief drawbacks from human happiness during the age of chivalry. To these, no doubt, might be added that eternal skirmishing so incompatible with the pos session of a sound skin, and the annual rape, murder and arson of our wives, children, and houses.

Quid fles Asteric?

Now I am pen in hand I will send you a few puns
which have rather more pretensions to the rank of
being classical, and have indeed a quantum sufficit
of wit in them to recommend them to the notice of
he Belles who have been graduated at the Mount
Vernon University.

1 An Oxonian publishing a collection of similar
jests, disarmed criticism by prefixing on the title page,
Pun-ica mala leges.

2. On a valuable violin being thrown down by the then fashionable scarf:

Mantua? væ miseræ nimium vicina Cremonae.

3. An awkward servant having spilt some soup on the wig of a celebrated scholar at a college dinner, he exclaimed:

Summum jus samma injuria.

4. Dr. Warton, snuffing out a candle, aptly said,
Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.

5. The same, on being asked at a dinner party,
what he preferred in the first course, replied, eying a

Elige, cui dicas, tu mihi sola places

All this must have been uncomfortable enough :but, in our apprehension, a trifle in comparison to that -constant state of tear in which, we frankly confess, we should have dragged out our miserable existence, had we lived during the administration of witches, ghosts, and the devil. We are sufficiently afraid of such gentlefolks, even now when we no longer believe in their mundane existence; but what would have become of people with weak nerves like us, when every churchyard was in the habit of nocturn-dish of fine fish, ally sending out its quota of spectres-when hobgoblins were prowling about in all directions-when you could not turn a corner but an evil spirit came bouncing against you-when you were on no occasion sure of your man, who would frequently take his leave of you, without finishing a sentence, in a blaze of fire-and when, with all civility be it spoken, the devil himself placed his amusement, to an extent not altogether compatible with a due sense of his personal dignity, in rambling, without any very definite object, over both town and country, and keeping a great majority of our forefathers in continual hot-water."

I am glad that such things now have passed away and, though they may be amusing matters of fancy, yet that the astrology, necromancy, superstition, bigotry and ignorance of queen Elizabeth's age no longer disturb or alarm mankind.

"There is a mystery on departed things,
Which renders distance beautiful! no more
The alchemist, with crucible and ore,
Ho light miraculous invention brings !-

forced to live on. Jus Verrinum" applies to eith er, being literally "hog-broth." Nor can I coincide in your correspondent's detestation of a pun, which though not the foundation of all wit, is certainly not wit of the lowest kind. A pun, be it good, bad, or indifferent, gives an agreeable fillip (potius fill up) to conversation; and the most eminent characters have not disdained to trifle occasionally in this way.Among classical scholars, Porson was notoriously fond of jeux d'esprit of every kind, and was himself the author of several good puns. But I am writing an essay instead of a paragraph as I intended.-] am Mr. Editor,

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MR OSTINELLI'S CONCERT.

The exertions of this truly «cientific and accomplished musician, were never more conspicuously exhibited, than on Thursday evening, at Boylston Hall. The selections for performance, were chaste and well the Hall, was reiterated in thundering peals. We have arranged, the applause resounding from every part of not room, at this late hour, to particularize the sev eral masterly scintillations of genius, fancy and taste, and can only add,

He wak'd the soul by tender strokes of art,
He showed his genius, and he's won a heart.

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6. Fox, being blamed in early youth for his love of four years. play, gave Horace as an excuse ;

Non sine diis animosus infans.

7. A brother barrister observed a certain insect
running on Curran's coat, and pointing it out to the
wit,asked him,

Cujum pecus? an Melibaci?
Curran instantly rejoined,

Non: verum Egonis: nuper mihi tradidit Ægon.
Counsello Egan was next him at the time.
8. A scholar being asked which he preferred for
breakfast, tea or coffee answered,

Te veniente die,te decedente canebam

9. The same observed that a friend of his who hated, tea was a rank Atheist

I rather think your correspondents mistaken in asserting that puns were unknown to the ancients. For example, Cicero compares Verres' justice to the miserable broth which the poor in the provinces were

ON MONDAY EVENING, MAY 14th,
Will be presented, for the first time these three years,
Coleman's much admired Comedy, in 5
acts, called

THE POOR GENTLEMAN.
Sir Robert Bramble,
Mr. Dickson:
To which will be added, first time these seven years,
the Musical piece in one act, called
THE PURSE,

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Save the guard's half-heard watch-word, "Ho! All's And continued his sorrows to sigh and bewail;

Well,"

And from the distant churches' cloud-capt towers, The solemn knell of midnight's dying hour.

Charmed with the scene awhile I silent gazed Round the dear prospect, and its author's praised; And as my soul pursued the lofty theme, Attentive listening to the murmuring stream,

I heard-or fancy formed the simple tale,

A plaintive voice in melancholy wail.

I stopped-I looked, to pity and to save,
The voice proceeded from the parting wave;
The finny mourner softly did complain,

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And thus he breathed-or seemed to breathe his pain.
"Oh! silvery lamp of Heaven, whose lovely beams
Shed their soft lustre on my native streams,
Withdraw thy radiance from my mournful sight,
For sorrow loves the melancholy night;
In vain to me does nature ope her charms,
For grief has seized me in its icy arms.
Go gentle gales, and softly bear my cries
To her who caused my sorrow and my sighs!
Too near alas! the waters' edge I strayed,
And blind to danger innocently played.
An Angel's form was leaning o'er the brook,
Mischief sure never wore so sweet a look;
In her fair hand she held with matchless grace

A wand most fatal to the finny race.

A silvery cord conveyed a tempting bait

On the barbed hook; 'twas fraught with direful fate;
My loved companion playing by my side,
Whom but few months, had been my blooming bride,
Thoughtless of danger seized the fatal prize-
And Beauty tore her from my longing eyes.
And oh when fate had forced us thus to part,
What pain, what anguish seized my aching heart.
Since that sad hour, to bitter grief a prey,
Through floods and brooks I melancholy stray;
The most unhappy of the finny brood,
Streams from my eyes increase my native flood;
In sorrowing sighs I waste the tedious day,
And wear in useless means my life away.

Oh cruel fair one, author of my woe,
When o'er this bridge your fairy footsteps go,
Should my sad tale,e'er reach your listening ears,
Sweet be your thoughts, and dry your pitying tears.
If you could love as well, you'd mourn my fate,
And hear with pity what I now relate ;

But the clouds from the west 'gan to blacken the
skies,

And the sound of a tempest with horror to rise.
The moon as requested withdrew her mild light,
And the Heavens were shrouded in horrors of night.
I thought it was time to return to my pillow;

I thought of the words of the song called "The Wil-
low,"

So folding my mantle to keep dry my skin,

I returned to my hammock got safely within.
And sweet were the dreams and the visions of night,
That sportively danced in my mental sight;
The fish and the angler and all that is fair,

In fancy's perspective, were happily there!

FOR THE EUTERPEIAD.
AIR.

Ye flowers, that deck the smiling year,
With spicy breath and sparkling eye-
Ye vernal beauties, who appear

Array'd in robes of sunny die-
Tho' in your bloom the Graces meet,
Tho' nature's hand your forms refine—
More sweet, a thousand times more sweet,
More lovely fair is Caroline !

M.

Communicated.

TO A ROSE SENT TO MY FRIEND.

Go, beautious rose, to dear M***** prove,
How great my friendship, how sincere my love;
Go, on her breast your finest tint impart,
And shed your balmy sweets around her heart.
Say that thy charms, like nature, ne'er beguile,
Truth undissembled, meets M*****'s smile ;
Then go, sweet fragrant flower, quickly fly,
And boast of tasting bliss, before you die.
Short is thy life, and shorter still thy bloom,
Then haste to seek thy paradise, and tomb.
Brattle-street.

ADVERTISEMENTS.

new selection of approved PSALM and HYMN Tunes, from the works of the most esteemed authors, ancient and modern, comprising nearly the whole of the popular melodies, which have become the standard in the principal cities of the United States; together with many tunes never before published in this country. By SAMUEL DYER-for

And those eyes the fish spoke of, were acting their sale by Richardson and Lord, No. 75 Cornhill, Boston.

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FOR THE EUTERPEIAD.
PARODY.

Air, The Castilian Maid.

Oh! remember the time on Loch-Innel's wave, When the stranger first breath'd his love tale : Those eyes that have wounded have power to save, In their glance then let pity prevail !

When you taught him to feel all the passions of love,

His breast was untutor'd as yet:

Oh! never, dear maid, through the world should

he rove,

Will the stranger those moments forget!

May 12.

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SCHOOL FOR THE FLUTE

gentlemen of Boston, that his Day and Evening THE subscriber respectfully informs the young school continues open for the admission of a few more scholars.

Those who wish to avail themselves of the advantage resulting from a regular system of instruction, founded on experience and a study of the works of eminent instructors in Europe, may now have an opportunity of learning the various beauties of this delightful and pleasing instrument; which is, of all others, the most suitable accompaniment to the Piano Forte and voice.

But the stranger has fears lest some happier youth
May have won you his passion to feel:
With your eyes, he implores you, discover the truth
Which the lips would fain always conceal!
Oh! let not your brow then your anger betray,
Nor with coldness his ardour reprove :
For the bosom where honor unsullied holds sway sic Ware House, No. 2, Milk-street.
For further particolars apply at the Franklin Mu-
GEORGE POLLOCK.

Will ne'er prove ungrateful in love!

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