On Captain Grose MR. ERSKINE. Collected Harry stood awee, And ey'd the gathering storm, man: Or torrents owre a linn, man; Lines WRITTEN UNDER THE PICTURE OF MISS BURNS ‘EASE, ye prudes, your envious railing, CE Lovely Burns has charms-confess : True it is, she had one failing, Had a woman ever less? Ο On Miss Jean Scott, of Ayr H! had each Scot of ancient times Been, Jeanie Scott, as thou art, On Captain Francis Grose. THE CELEBRATED ANTIQUARY HE Devil got notice that Grose was a-dying, flying; But when he approach'd where poor Francis lay moaning, And saw each bedpost with its burden a-groaning, On Elphinstone's Translation of Martial's "Epigrams THOU whom Poesy abhors, Whom Prose had turned out of doors, Heard'st thou yon groan?-proceed no further, 'Twas laurell'd Martial calling "Murther." O LORD, when hunger pinches sore, Do Thou stand us in need, And send us from Thy bounteous store, Grace after Meat LORD, since we have feasted thus, Let Meg now take away the flesh, And Jock bring in the spirit! Amen. The Toad-Eater HAT of Earls with whom you have supt, WHAT And of Dukes that you dined with yestreen? Lord! a louse, Sir, is still but a louse, Though it crawl on the curls of a Queen. On the Laird of Laggan Impromptu ON AN INNKEEPER NAMED BACON, WHO INTRUDed himself INTO ALL COMPANIES AT T Brownhill we always get dainty good cheer, And plenty of bacon each day in the year; We've a' things that's nice, and mostly in season, But why always Bacon-come, give me a reason? On Sensibility ADDRESSED TO A LADY WHOM THE AUTHOR FEARED R HE HAD OFFENDED USTICITY'S ungainly form May cloud the highest mind; Propriety's cold cautious rules But spare poor sensibility The ungentle, harsh rebuke. On the Laird of Laggan HEN Morine, deceased, to the Devil went down, WHE 'Twas nothing would serve him but Satan's own crown; "Thy fool's head," quoth Satan, "that crown shall wear never, I grant thou'rt as wicked, but not quite so clever." MY Lines inscribed on a Platter at Roslin Inn Y blessings on ye, honest wife! Ye've wealth o' gear for spoon and knife— Heaven keep you clear of sturt and strife, And by the Lord o' death and life, BL On John M'Murdo, Esq. LEST be M'Murdo to his latest day, No wrinkle furrow'd by the hand of Care, To Miss Ainslie WHO WAS LOOKING UP THE TEXT IN CHURCH FAIR maid, you need not take the hint, Nor idle texts pursue: 'Twas "guilty sinners that he meantNot "angels" such as you! H The Keekin'-Glass WOW daur ye ca' me "Howlet-faced," Ye ugly, glow'ring spectre? My face was but the keekin'-glass, An' there ye saw your picture. EAR Rough Roads To a Painter D -, I'll gie ye some advice, You'll tak it no uncivil: You shouldna paint at angels mair, To paint an Angel's kittle wark, Rough Roads ''M now arrived, thanks to the gods! A certain sign that makin' roads Is no this people's study. Altho' I'm not wi' Scripture cramm'd, I'm sure the Bible says, That heedless sinners shall be damn'd |