He has more goodness in his little finger, And now, whereby I find you would fain Because my master one day in anger call'd you goofe; Which, and I am fure I have been his fervant four years fince October, And he never call'd me worse than fweetheart, drunk or fober: Not that I know his reverence was ever concern'd to my knowledge, Though you and your come-rogues keep him out fo late in your wicked college. You fay you will eat grafs on his grave: a chriftian eat grass ! Whereby you now confefs yourself to be a goose or an ass: But that's as much as to fay, that my mafter fhould die before ye; Well, well, that's as God pleases; and I don't believe that's a true ftory: And fo fay I told you fo, and you may go tell my mafter; what care I? And I don't care who knows it; 'tis all one to Mary. Every body knows, that I love to tell truth and shame the devil. I am but a poor fervant; but I think gentlefolks fhould be civil. Befides, you found fault with our vittles one day that you was here; I remember it was on a Tuesday, of all days in the year. And Saunders the man fays, you are always jefting and mocking: Mary, faid he (one day, as I was mending my master's stocking,) My master is fo fond of that minifter that keeps the school-- I thought my mafter a wife man, but that man makes him a fool. Saunders, faid I, I would rather than a quart of ale He would come into our kitchen, and I would pin a difh-clout to his tail. And now I muft go and get Saunders to direct this letter; For I write but a fad fcrawl; but my fifter Marget the writes better. Well, but I muft run and make the bed, before my mafter comes from pray'rs; And fee now, it ftrikes ten, and I hear him coming up ftairs: Whereof Whereof I cou'd fay more to your verses, if I cou'd write written hand: And fo I remain, in a civil way, your fervant to command, MARY. A DIALOGUE BETWEEN Mad MULLINIX and TIMOTHY *. Written in 1728. ; M. Own, 'tis not my bread and butter Why ever in these raging fits, When, if you search the kingdom round, M. The Tories are gone ev'ry man over T. G-- damn the lyars again. *See Tim and the fables, Vol. VII. Did not an earl but lately vote, frets! [afide.] M. These brangling jars of Whig and Tory * Sir Martin Marrall is a character in one of Dryden's comedies. Sir Martin was to ferenade his mistress; but, as he could not play, his man undertook to conceal himself, and do it for him, while he fhould thrum the inftrument; but this ingenious project miscarried by the knight's continuing his exercife, when the musick was at an end. When When all the bees are gone to fettle, And when the war is paft, you come Was more abhorr'd and fcorn'd by those Thy fcrew'd-up front, thy state-grimace, 7. My good friend Mullinix, forbear; I vow to G--, you're too severe : If |