VOL. XXXIX. Witty sayings of several ancients. Delineation of the life of Tiberius. 54. Review of events in the reign of King Charles the 56. The character of a proud man. 57. Advantages of a great fortune well applied. A poetie Notion that death may be avoided at will. Meditations on the character of an infidel. 65. Argument of David Levi for the superiority of the miracles wrought by Moses over those, which the On natural and acquired taste. A delineation of Shakspeare's characters of Macbeth Ben Jonson's imitations of Philostratus compared with General observations on the social character. 85. Advice to a man of landed property. 86. Author explains the motives of his work and concludes A review of the present state of society in this coun- 92. Letter from Posthumous, complaining of a certain writer, who had published a collection of his me- 93. Kit Cracker, a dealer in the marvellous. THE OBSERVER. NUMBER LII. Singula lætus Exquiritque, auditque, virum monumenta priorum. VIRGIL. Of all our dealers in second-hand wares, few bring their goods to so bad a market, as those humble wits who retail other peoples' worn-out jokes. A man's good sayings are so personally his own, and depend so much upon manner and circumstances, that they make a poor figure in other people's mouths, and suffer even more by printing than they do by repeating: It is also a very difficult thing to pen a witticism; for by the time we have adjusted all the descriptive arrangements of this man said, and t'other man replied, we have miserably blunted the edge of the repartee. These difficulties however have been happily overcome by Mr. Joseph Miller and other facetious compilers, whose works are in general circulation, and may be heard of in most clubs and companies where gentlemen meet, who love to say a good thing without the trouble of inventing it. We are also in a fair train of knowing every thing that a late celebrated author said, as well as wrote, without an exception even of his most secret ejaculations. We may judge how valuable these diaries will be to posterity, when we reflect how much we should now be edified, had any of the ancients given us as minute a collectanea of their illustrious contemporaries. We have, it is truc, a few of Cicero's table-jokes: but how delightful would it be to know what he said, when nobody heard him! How piously he reproached himself when he laid in bed too late in a morning, or eat too heartily at Hortensius's or Cæsar's table. We are told indeed that Cato the Censor loved his jest, but we should have been doubly glad to have partaken of it: what a pity it is that nobody thought it worth their while to record some pleasanter specimen than Macrobius has given us of his retort upon Q. Albidius, a glutton and a spendthrift, when his house was on fire- What he could not eat, he has burnt,' said Cato; where the point of the jest lies in the allusion to a particular kind of sacrifice, and the good humour of it with himself. It was better said by P. Syrus the actor, when he saw one Mucius, a malevolent fellow, in a very melancholy mood-Either some ill fortune has befallen Mucius, or some good has happened to one of his acquaintance.' A man's fame shall be recorded to posterity by the trifling merit of a jest, when the great things he has done would else have been buried in oblivion: Who would now have know that L. Mallius was once the best painter in Rome, if it was not for his repartee to Servilius Geminus? You paint better than you model,' says Geminus, pointing to Mallius's children, who were crooked and ill favoured Like enough,' replied the artist; I paint in the daylight, but I model, as you call it, in the dark' Cicero, it is well known, was a great joker, and some of his good sayings have reached us; it does not appear as if his wit had been of the malicious sort, and yet Pompey, whose temper could not stand a jest, was so galled by him, that he is reported to have said with great bitterness--' Oh ! that Cicero would go over to my enemies, for then |