ADVERTISEMENT. IT may be neceffary to acquaint the Reader, that this Play is printed exactly as it is acted: for though the Players, in compliance with the tafte of the Town, broke it into five parts in the representation; yet as the action pauses, and the stage is left vacant but three times, so it properly confists but of three Acts, like the Spanish Comedies. I must farther own the affiftance I have received in this Piece from two of my friends *; who, though they will not allow me the honour of having their names joined with mine, cannot deprive me of the pleasure of making this acknowledgment. JOHN GAY. *Pope and Arbuthnot, who had an equal hand in the performance. It was unsuccessful on the Stage; and Cibber, in the character of Bays, introduced an allusion to it, which was one of the offences which procured him a place in the DUNCIAD. See Vol. IV. p. 16. Note; Vol. V. p. 50. Note. C. Pope was certainly as much concerned in writing this Farce, as he was in writing the Memoirs of Scriblerus: it was a joint production: though it is unworthy the names of its authors; yet as fo much has been faid of it, and as it was the cause of the memorable quarrel of Pope with Cibber, I have thought it might gratify curiofity, if I gave it a place. PROLOGUE. AUTHORS are judg’d by ftrange capricious rules, For Fools are only laugh'd at,—Wits are hated. To fetch his Fools and Knaves from foreign climes; Let him hifs loud, to fhow you all—he's bit. Gallants, * Gallants, look here! this fool's-cap has an airGoodly and fmart-with ears of Iffachar. Let no one Fool engrofs it, or confine: A common bleffing! now 'tis yours, now mine, ages had the care To keep this cap, for fuch as will, to wear: |