But, Sir, this pleas'd them warst ava, And left the Session,; I saw they were resolved a' On my oppression. EXTEMPORE LINES, IN ANSWER TO A CARD FROM AN INTIMATE FRIEND OF BURNS, WISHING HIM TO SPEND AN HOUR AT A TAVERN. THE King's most humble servant I, But I'll be wi' ye by an' bye; Or else the Deil's be in it. My bottle is my holy pool, That heals the wounds o' care an' dool, An' ye drink it, ye'll find him out. LINES WRITTEN EXTEMPORE IN A LADY'S POCKET BOOK. GRANT me, indulgent Heav'n, that I may live THE HENPECK'D HUSBAND. CURS'D be the man, the poorest wretch in life, EPITAPH ON A HENPECK'D COUNTRY As father Adam first was fool'd, EPIGRAM ON SAID OCCASION. O DEATH, hadst thou but spar'd his life Ev'n as he is, cauld in his graff, ANOTHER. ONE Queen Artemisia, as old stories tell, When depriv'd of her husband she loved so well, powder. But Queen Netherplace, of a diff'rent complexion, When call'd on to order the fun'ral direction, Would have eat her dead lord, on a slender pretence, Not to shew her respect, but-to save the expense. VERSES WRITTEN ON A WINDOW OF THE INN AT CARRON. WE came na here to view your warks In hopes to be mair wise, But only, lest we gang to hell, It may be nae surprise. But when we tirl'd at your door, Your porter dought na hear us ; Sae may, shou'd we to hell's yetts come, Your billy Satan sair us! LINES ON BEING ASKED WHY GOD HAD MADE MISS DAVIES SO LITTLE AND MRS. *** SO LARGE. Written on a Pane of Glass in the Inn at Moffat. Ask why God made the gem so small, Because God meant mankind should set EPIGRAM. WRITTEN AT INVERARY. WHOE'ER he be that sojourns here, The Lord their God, his Grace. There's naething here but Highland pride, 'Twas surely in an anger. A TOAST. GIVEN AT A MEETING OF THE DUMFRIESSHIRE VOLUNTEERS, HELD ΤΟ COMMEMORATE THE ANNIVERSARY OF RODNEY'S VICTORY, APRIL 12TH, 1782. INSTEAD of a Song, boys, I'll give you a Toast,— Here's the memory of those on the twelfth that we lost: That we lost, did I say? nay, by heav'n, that we found, For their fame it shall last while the world goes round. The next in succession, I'll give you the King, LINES SAID TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY BURNS, WHILE HE who of Rankine sang, lies stiff and dead; |