Helen. Ay, ay, pr'ythee now. By my troth, Pan. Have you seen my cousin? sweet lord, thou hast a fine forehead. Pan. Ay, you may, you may. Tro. No, Pandarus: I stalk about her door, Like a strange soul upon the Stygian banks Helen. Let thy song be love: this love will un- Staying for waftage. O, be thou my Charon, do us all. O Cupid, Cupid, Cupid! Pan. Love! ay, that it shall, 'faith And give me swift transportance to those fields, Where I may wallow in the lily beds Par. Ay, good now, love, love, nothing but love. Propos'd for the deserver! O gentle Pandarus, Pan. In good troth, it begins so: Love, love, nothing but love, still more! But tickles still the sore. These lovers ery-Oh! oh! they die! Yet that which seems the wound to kill, So dying love lives still: Oh! oh! a while, but ha! ha! ha! Oh! oh! groans out for ha! ha! ha! Hey ho! Helen. In love, i'faith, to the very tip of the nose. Pur. He eats nothing but doves, love; and that breeds hot blood, and hot blood begets hot thoughts, and hot thoughts beget hot deeds, and hot deeds is love. Pan. Is this the generation of love? hot blood, hot thoughts, and hot deeds?-Why, they are vipers: Is love a generation of vipers? Sweet lord, who's a-field to-day? Par. Hector, Deiphobus, Helenus, Antenor, and all the gallantry of Troy: I would fain have arm'd to-night, but my Nell would not have it so. How chance my brother Troilus went not? Helen. He hangs the lip at something;-you know all, lord Pandarus. Pan. Not I, honey-sweet queen--I long to hear how they sped to-day.-You'll remember your brother's excuse. am's hall, To greet the warriors. Sweet Helen, I must woo you To help unarm our Hector: his stubborn buckles, With these your white enchanting fingers touch'd,' Shall more obey, than to the edge of steel, Or force of Greekish sinews: you shall do more Yea, what he shall receive of us in duty, [Exe. Par. Sweet, above thought I love thee. SCENE II.-The same. Pandarus' orchard. Enter Pandarus and a Servant, meeting. Pan. How now? where's thy master? at my cousin Cressida's ? Serv. No, sir; he stays for you to conduct him thither. From Cupid's shoulder pluck his painted wings, And fly with me to Cressid! Pan. Walk here i'the orchard, I'll bring her That it enchants my sense; What will it be, I fear it much; and I do fear besides, Re-enter Pandarus. Pan. She's making her ready, she'll come straight: you must be witty now. She does so blush, and fetches her wind so short, as if she were frayed with a sprite: I'll fetch her. It is the prettiest villain:-she fetches her breath as short as a newta'en sparrow. [Exit Pandarus. Tro. Even such a passion doth embrace my bosom: My heart beats thicker than a feverous pulse: Enter Pandarus and Cressida. a baby.-Here she is now: swear the oaths now to Pan. Come, come, what need you blush? shame's her, that you have sworn to me.-What, are you gone again? you must be watched ere you be made tame, must you? Come your ways, come your ways; an you draw backward, we'll put you i'the fills,Why do you not speak to her ?-Come, draw this curtain, and let's see your picture. Alas, the day, how loath you are to offend day-light! an and kiss the mistress. How now? a kiss in fee 'twere dark, you'd close sooner. So, so; rub on, farm? build there, carpenter; the air is sweet. Nay, you shall fight your nearts out, ere I part you. The falcon as the tercel,' for all the ducks i'the river: go to, go to. Tro. You have bereft me of all words, lady, Pan. Words pay no debts, give her deeds: but she'll bereave you of the deeds too, if she call your activity in question. What billing again? Here's -In witness whereof the parties interchangeably Come in, come in; I'll go get a fire. [Exit Pan, Cres. Will you walk in, my lord? thus. Cres. Blind fear, that seeing reason leads, finds safer footing than blind reason stumbling without fear: To fear the worst, oft cures the worst. Tro. O, let my lady apprehend no fear: in all Tro. Nothing, but our undertakings; when we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tamne tigers; thinking it harder for our mistress to devise imposi tion enough, than for us to undergo any difficulty imposed. This is the monstruosity in love, lady,that the will is infinite, and the execution confined; that the desire is boundless, and the act a slave to limut. Cres. Let me go and try: You cannot shun I have a kind of self resides with you; Cres. They say, all lovers swear more perform-Where is my wit? I know not what I speak. Tro. Well know they what they speak, that speak so wisely. Tro. Are they such such are not we: Praise us as we are tasted, allow us as we prove; our head shall go bare, till merit crown it: no perfection in reversion shall have a praise in present: we will not name desert, before his birth; and, being born, his addition' shall be humble. Few words to fair faith: Troilus shall be such to Cressid, as what envy can say worst, shall be a mock for his truth; and what truth can speak truest, not truer than Troilus. Cres. Will you walk in, my lord? Pan. I thank you for that; if my lord get a boy of you, you'll give him me: Be true to my lord: if he inch, chide me for it. Tro. You know now your hostages; your uncle's word, and my tirm faith. Pan. Nav, I'll give my word for her too; our kindred, though they be long ere they are wooed, they are enstant, being won: they are burs, I can tell you: they stick where they are thrown. Cres. Boldness comes to me now, and brings me Prince Troilus, I have lov'd you night and day Tro. Why was my Cressid then so hard to win? speaking first. Sweet, bid me hold my tongue; thing I shall repent. See, see, your silence, Cinning in dambness, from my weakness draws My very soul of councel: Stop my mouth. Tro. And shall, albeit sweet music issues thence. 2 Pan. Pretty, 'faith." Cres. My lord, I do beseech you, pardon me; Twas not my purpose, thus to beg a kiss: Cres. Perchance, my lord, I show more craft than love; And fell so roundly to a large confession, Cres. Prophet may you be! If I be false or swerve a hair from truth, From false to false, among false maids in love, As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth, Pan. Go to, a bargain made: seal it, seal it; I'll be the witness.-Here I hold your hand; here, my cousin's. If ever you prove false one to another, since I have taken such pains to bring you to gether, let all pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end after my name, call them all-Pan dars; let all inconstant men be Troiluses, all false (4) Comparison. (5) Conclude it, women Cressids, and all brokers-between Pan-So do each lord; and either greet him not, dars! say, Amen. Tro. Amen. Cres. Amen. Pan. Amen. Whereupon I will show you a chamber and a bed, which bed, because it shall not speak of your pretty encounters, press it to death: away. And Cupid grant all tongue-tied maidens here, [Exeunt. SCENE III-The Grecian camp. Enter Agamemnon, Ulysses, Diomedes, Nestor, Ajax, Menelaus, and Calchas. Cal. Now, princes, for the service I have done The advantage of the time prompts me aloud As new into the world, strange, unacquainted: Out of those many register'd in promise, make demand. Cal. You have a Trojan prisoner, call'd Antenor, In change of him: let him be sent, great princes, Agam. Dio. This shall I undertake; and, 'tis a burden tent: Please it our general to pass strangely by him, Or else disdainfully, which shall shake him more Achil. What, comes the general to speak with me? Nest. Would you, my lord, aught with the general? Achil No. [Exeunt Agamemnon and Nestor. Men. How do you? how do you? [Exit Men. Ajax. Achil. Good morrow. Ajax. Good morrow, Ajax. Ha? Ay, and good next day too. [Exit Ajax. Achil. What mean these fellows? Know they not Achilles? Patr. They pass by strangely: they were us❜d To send their smiles before them to Achilles; Achil Hath any honour; but honour for those honours Save these men's looks; who do, methinks, find out How now, Ulysses? Ulyss. Now, great Thetis' son? This is not strange, Ulysses. Why such unplausive eyes are bent, why turn'd on The bearer knows not, but commends itself him: If so, I have derision med'cinable, To use between your strangeness and his pride, (1) An instrument for tuning harps, &c. Who, in his circumstance,' expressly proves- (Though in and of him there be much consisting,) The present eye praises the present object: Where they are extended; which, like an arch, re- If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive, verberates there are, Most abject in regard, and dear in use! How some men creep in skittish fortune's hall, To see these Grecian lords !-Why, even already Achil. I do believe it: for they pass'd by me, A great-sized monster of ingratitudes: And case thy reputation in thy tent; Whose glorious deeds, but in these fields of late, And drave great Mars to faction. I have strong reasons. Of this my privacy But 'gainst your privacy Ha! known? The providence that's in a watchful state, Those scraps are good deeds past: which are de- Great Hector's sister did Achilles win; vour'd As fast as they are made, forgot as soon In monumental mockery. Take the instant way; Or, like a gallant horse fallen in first rank, present, Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop yours: That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand; seek Remuneration for the thing it was; High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, One touch of nature makes the whole world kin,- (1) Detail of argument. But our great Ajax bravely beat down him. [Exit. Patr. To this effect, Achilles, have I mov'd you: Achil. Shall Ajax fight with Hector? Patr. Ay; and, perhaps, receive much honour by him. Achil. I see my reputation is at stake; Achil. Go call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus: (3) The descent of the deities to combat on ei ther side. (4) Polyxena. (5) Friend. Scene I. Enter Thersites. Ther. A wonder! TROILUS AND CRESSIDA. And I myself see not the bottom of it. [Exeunt Achilles and Patroclus. Ther. 'Would the fountain of your mind were Ther. Ajax goes up and down the field, asking clear again, that I might water an ass at it! I had rather be a tick in a sheep, than such a valiant [Exit. for himself. ignorance. Achil. How so? Ther. He must fight singly to-morrow with Hector; and is so prophetically proud of an heroical cudgelling, that he raves in saying nothing. Achil. How can that be? Ther. Why, he stalks up and down like a peacock, a stride and a stand: ruminates, like a hostess, that hath no arithmetic but her brain to set down her reckoning: bites his lip with a politic regard, as who should say-there were wit in this head, an 'twould out; and so there is; but it lies as coldly in him as fire in a flint, which will not show without knocking. The man's undone for ever; for if Hector break not his neck i'the combat, he'll break it himself in vain-glory. He knows not me: I said, Good-morrow, Ajax; and he replies, Thanks, Agamemnon. What think you of this man, that takes me for the general? He is grown a very land-fish, languageless, a monster. A plague of opinion! a man may wear it on both sides, like a leather jerkin. Achil. Thou must be any ambassador to him, Thersites. Ther. Who, I? why, he'll answer nobody; he professes not answering; speaking is for beggars; he wears his tongue in his arms. I will put on his presence; let Patroclus make demands to me, you shall see the pageant of Ajax. ACT IV. Eneas and Servant, with a torch; at the other, Par. See, ho! who's that there? Par. A valiant Greek, Æneas; take his hand : JEne. Health to you, valiant sir, Dio. The one and other Diomed embraces. Our bloods are now in calm; and, so long, health: Achil. To him, Patroclus: Tell him,-I humbly But when contention and occasion meet, desire the valiant Ajax, to invite the most valorous By Jove, I'll play the hunter for thy life, Hector to come unarmed to my tent; and to pro- With all my force, pursuit, and policy. cure safe conduct for his person, of the magnanimous, and most illustrious, six-or-seven-times-honoured captain-general of the Grecian army, AgaDo this. memnon. Patr. Jove bless great Ajax. Patr. I come from the worthy Achilles,- Patr. Who most humbly desires you, to Ther. Humph! ne. And thou shalt hunt a lion, that will fly Dio. We sympathize:-Jove, let Æneas live, Patr. And to procure safe conduct from Aga Ther. If to-morrow be a fair day, by eleven o'clock it will go one way or other; howsoever, he shall pay for me ere he has me. Patr. Your answer, sir. Ther. Fare you well, with all my heart. Achil. Why, but he is not in his tune, is he? Ther. No, but he's out o'tune thus. What music will be in him when Hector has knocked out his brains, I know not: But, I am sure, none; unless the fiddler Apollo get his sinews to make catlings' on. Achil. Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight. Ther. Let me bear another to his horse; for that's the more capable2 creature. Achil. My mind is troubled, like a fountain (1) Lute-strings made of catgut. (2) Intelligent. To Calchas' house; and there to render him, That I assure you; The bitter disposition of the time |