INSCRIPTION TO VOLTAIRE. SOME years ago, some soi disant philosophers proposed opening a subscription in the city of Paris, for erecting a statue to the memory of Voltaire. The subscription was in great forwardness, and the statuary applied to, when an English gentleman, who happened to be there, defeated the whole scheme, by writing the following inscription, which soon made its way into all the fashionable rouelles. INSCRIPTION FOR AN INTENDED STATUE OF VOLTAIRE. VOL. II. Behold VOLTAIRE! deserving of a stone, Who in poetry was great, In history little, Still less in philosophy, and Nothing at all. His wit was acute, His judgment precipitate, His dishonesty extreme. And the profane patronized him; Who call themselves philosophers, 3 L SELECTED POETRY.-FOR THE PORT FOLIO. Intercepted Letters; or the Twopenny Post-bag. To which are added, Trifles Reprinted. By Thomas Brown, the Younger. Elapse manibus cecidere tabellæ.-OVID. Philadelphia. Published by Moses Thomas. pp. 109. These are keen and exquisite satires upon the society and the ruling persons of England. They lose, it is true, some of their point in this country by the local and personal allusions with which they abound; but, they have wit enough to give them a high relish even here. The American editor has rendered them more intelligible by an index, with the aid of which, we shall fill up the blanks and transcribe a few of the letters. FROM THE PRINCESS CHARLOTTE OF WALES TO THE LADY BARBARA ASHLEY.* My dear lady BAB, you'll be shock'd, I'm afraid, When you hear the sad rumpus your ponies have made; Since the time of horse-consuls (now long out of date) No nags ever made such a stir in the state! Lord ELDEN first heard-and as instantly pray'd he To God and his king-that a popish young lady (For though you've bright eyes and twelve thousand a year, It is still but too true you're a papist, my dear) Had insidiously sent, by a tall Irish groom, Two priest-ridden ponies, just landed from Rome, And so full, little rogues, of pontifical tricks, That the dome of St. Paul's was scarce safe from their kicks! Off at once to papa, in a flurry, he flics For papa always does what these statesmen advise, On condition that they'll be, in turn, so polite As, in no case whate'er, to advise him too right "Pretty doings are here, sir, (he angrily cries, "While by dint of dark eyebrows he strives to look wise) This young lady, who is a Roman Catholic, has lately made a present of some beautiful ponies to the princess. "Excuse, sir, my tears-they're from loyalty's source- The doctor and he, the devout man of leather, Lord HARROWBY, hoping that no one imputes "If the PRINCESS will keep them (says lord CASTLEREAGH) "This (he knew by experience) would soon draw it out." "A pretty contrivance, made out of old chains, "Which appears to indulge, while it doubly restrains; "Which however high-mettled, their gamesomeness checks, "(Adds his lordship humanely) or else breaks their necks!" This proposal receiv'd pretty general applause From the statesmen around-and the neck-breaking clause Had a vigour about it, which soon reconcil'd So the snaffles, my dear, were agreed to nem. con. I shall drive to your door in these vetos some day, CHARLOTTE. FROM THE COUNTESS DOWAGER OF C TO LADY My dear lady -! I've been just sending out About five hundred cards for a snug little rout (By the by, you've seen ROKEBY?-this moment got mineThe mail-coach edition*-prodigiously fine!) But I can't conceive how, in this very cold weather, I'm ever to bring my five hundred together; As, unless the thermometer's near boiling heat, One can never get half of one's hundreds to meet, But, my dear lady! can't you hit on some notion, See Mr. Murray's advertisement about the mail-coach copies of Rokeby. And a house such as mine is, with door-ways so small, I remember the time, three or four winters back, And the only stray patriot scen for an age Has been at such places (think, how the fit cools) As old Mrs. V-N's or lord LIVERPOOL's! But, in short, my dear, names like WINTZTSCHITSTOPSCHIN ZOUDHOFF Are the only things now make an evening go smooth off So, get me a Russian-till death I'm your debtor, If he brings the whole alphabet, so much the better. And, lord! if he would but, in character, sup Au revoir, my sweet girl, I must leave you in haste, POSTSCRIPT. By the by, have you found any friend that can construe Alluding, I suppose, to the Latin advertisement of a lusus naturæ in the newspapers lately. |