To find an honest man I beat about,
And love him, court him, praise him, in or out.
F. Then why so few commended ?

P. Not so fierce :
Find you the virtue, and I'll find the verse. 105
But random praise—the task can ne'er be done;
Each mother asks it for her booby son;
Each widow asks it for the best of men ;'
For him she weeps, for him she weds again.
Praise cannot stoop, like satire, to the ground ; 110
The number may be hang’d, but not be crown'd :
Enough for half the greatest of these days,
To ’scape my censure, not expect my praise.
Are they not rich? what more can they pretend ?
Dare they to hope a poet for their friend? 115
What Richelieu wanted, Louis scarce could gain,
And what young Ammon wish’d, but wish'd in

vain. No power the Muse's friendship can command; No power, when virtue claims it, can withstand : To Cato, Virgil paid one honest line; 120 0, let my country's friends illumine mine! - What are you thinking? F. Faith, the thought's

no sin : I think your friends are out, and would be in.

P. If merely to come in, sir, they go out, The way they take is strangely roundabout. 125

F. They too may be corrupted, you'll allow?

P. I only call those knaves who are so now, Is that too little ? Come then, I'll comply: Spirit of Arnall! aid me while I lie. Cobham 's a coward, Polwarth is a slave, 130 And Littleton a dark designing knave; St. John has ever been a wealthy fool; But let me add, sir Robert 's mighty dull; Has never made a friend in private life; And was, besides, a tyrant to his wife. 135

But, pray, when others praise him, do I blame? Call Verres, Wolsey, any odious name? Why rail they then, if but a wreath of mine, 0, all-accomplish'd St. John! deck thy shrine? What? shall each spur-gall'd hackney of the day,

140 When Paxton gives him double pots and pay, Or each new-pension'd sycophant, pretend To break my windows if I treat a friend ; Then wisely plead, ta me.they meant no hurt, But 'twas my guest at whom they threw the dirt ? Sure, if I spare the minister, no rules

146 Of honor bind me, not to maul his tools; Sure, if they cannot cut, it may be said His saws are toothless, and his hatchet's lead.

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It angerd Turenne, once upon a day, To see a footman kick'd that took his pay; But when he heard the affront the fellow gave, Knew one a man of honor, one a knave; The prudent general turn’d it to a jest, And begg'd he'd take the pains to kick the

rest: Which not at present having time to do

F: Hold, sir! for God's sake, where is the

.: affront to you?
Against your worship when had s k writ?
Or P-ge pour’d forth the torrent of his wit?
Or grant the bard, whose distich all commend, 160

In power a servant, out of power a friend,'
To W-le guilty of some venial sin ;
What's that to you, who ne'er was out nor in?

The priest, whose flattery bedropp'd the crown,
How hurt he you? he only stain'd the gown. 165
And how did, pray, the florid youth offend,
Whose speech you took, and gave it to a friend?
P. Faith, it imports not much from whom it

came: Whoever borrow'd, could not be to blame, :-Since the whole house did afterwards the same. Let courtly wits to wits afford supply,

171 As hog to hog in huts of Westphaly :

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If one, through nature's bounty or his lord's,
Has what the frugal, dirty soil affords,
From him the next receives it, thick or thin, 175
As pure a mess almost as it came in; .
The blessed benefit, not there confined,
Drops to the third, who nuzzles close behind;
From tail to mouth, they feed and they carouse:
The last full fairly gives it to the house. 180

F. This filthy simile, this beastly line,
Quite turns my stomach-

P. So does flattery mine; And all your courtly civet-cats can vent, Perfume to you, to me is excrement. But hear me farther: Japhet, 'tis agreed, 185 Writ not, and Chartres scarce could write or

read; In all the courts of Pindus guiltless quite; But pens can forge, my friend, that cannot write: And must no egg in Japhet's face be thrown, Because the deed he forged was not my own? Must never patriot then declaim at gin, 191 Unless, good man! he has been fairly in ?. No zealous pastor blame a failing spouse, Without a staring reason on his brows? And each blasphemer quite escape the rod, 195 Because the insult 's not on man, but God ?

Ask you what.provocation I have had ? The strong antipathy of good to bad. When truth or virtue an affront endures, The affront is mine, my friend, and should be yours;

200 Mine, as a foe profess'd to false pretence, Who think a coxcomb's honor like his sense;

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Mine, as a friend to every worthy mind;
And mine, as man, who feel for all mankind. .
F. You ’re strangely proud.

P. So proud, I am no slave:
So impudent, I own myself no knave:
So odd, my country's ruin makes me grave.
Yes, I am proud, I must be proud, to see
Men, not afraid of God, afraid of me:
Safe from the bar, the pulpit, and the throne, 210
Yet touch'd and shamed by ridicule alone.

O sacred weapon, left for truth's defence !
Sole dread of folly, vice, and insolence !
To all but heaven-directed hands denied ;
The Muse may give thee, but the gods must guide.
Reverent I touch thee, but with honest zeal; 216
To rouse the watchmen of the public weal;
To virtue's work provoke the tardy Hall,
And goad the prelate slumbering in his stall.
Ye tinsel insects! whom a court maintains, 220
That counts your beauties only by your stains,
Spin all your cobwebs o'er the eye of day!
The Muse's wing shall brush you all away;
All his grace preaches, all his lordship sings; 224
All that makes saints of queens, and gods of kings;
All, all but truth, drops dead-born from the press,
Like the last Gazette, or the last address.
After ver. 227 in the Ms.

Where's now the star that lighted Charles to rise ?
With that which follow'd Julius to the skies.
Angels, that watch'd the royal oak so well,
How chanced ye nod, when luckless Sorel fell?
Hence, lying miracles ! reduced so low
As to the regal touch and papal toe;
Hence, haughty Edgar's title to the main,
Britain's to France, and thine to India, Spain !