Pet. She hath prevented me. Here, Signior Tranio, This bird you aim'd at, tho' you hit it not'; Therefore, a health to all that shot and mifs'd. Tra. Oh, Sir, Lucentio flip'd me like his gray-hound, Which runs him felf, and catches for his mafter. 'there? Pet. A good fwift fimile, but fomething currish. Tra. 'Tis well, Sir, that you hunted for yourself; 'Tis thought, your deer does hold you at a bay. Bap. Oh, oh, Petruchio, Tranio hits you now. Luc. I thank thee for that gird, good Tranio. Hor. Confefs, confefs, hath he not hit Pet. He has a little gaul'd me, I confess; And as the jeft did glance away from me, 'Tis ten to one it maim'd you two outright. Bap. Now, in good fadness, fon Petruchio, I think, thou haft the veriest shrew of all. you Pet. Well, I fay, no; and therefore for affurance, Let's each one fend unto his wife, and he Whofe wife is moft obedient to come first, When he doth fend for her, fhall win the wager. -what wager? Hor. Content ; Luc. Twenty crowns. Pet. Twenty crowns! I'll venture fo much on my hawk or hound, But twenty times fo much upon my wife. Hor. Content. Pet. A match, 'tis done. Hor. Who fhall begin? Luc. That will I. Go, Biondello, bid your miftrefs come to me. Bion. I go. Bap. Son, I'll be your half, Bianca comes. Re-enter Biondello. How now, what news? [Exit. Bion. Sir, my mistress fends you word That he is bufy, and cannot come. Pet. Pet. How? fhe's bufy and cannot come : is that an anfwer? Pray God, Sir, your wife fend you not a worse. Hor. Sirrah, Biondello, go and intreat my wife to come to me forthwith. [Exit Biondello. Pet. Oh, ho! intreat her! nay, then fhe needs muft come. Hor. I am afraid, Sir, do you what you can, Enter Biondello. Yours will not be intreated: now, where's my wife? Hor. I know her answer. Pet. What? Hor. She will not. [Exit Gru. Pet. The fouler fortune mine, and there's an end. Enter Catharina. Bap. Now, by my hollidam, here comes Catharine! Cath. What is your will, Sir, that you fend for me? Pet. Where is your fifter, and Hortenfio's wife? Cath. They fit conferring by the parlour fire. Pet. Go fetch them hither; if they deny to come, Swinge me them foundly forth unto their husbands: Away, I fay, and bring them hither straight. [Exit Catharina. And, to be fhort, what not, that's fweet and happy. The wager thou haft won; and I will add For For fhe is chang'd, as she had never been. Enter Catharina, Bianca and Widow. See where he comes, and brings your froward wives [She pulls off her cap, and throws it down. Wid. Lord, let me never have a caufe to figh, 'Till I be brought to fuch a filly pafs. Bian. Fy, what a foolish duty call you this? Luc. I would, your duty were as foolish too! The wifdom of your duty, fair Bianca, Coft me an hundred crowns fince fupper-time. Bian. The more fool you, for laying on my duty. Pet.Catharine, I charge thee, tell thefe headstrong women, What duty they owe to their Lords and husbands. Wid. Come, come, you're mocking; we will have no Pet. Come on, I fay, and first begin with her. [telling. Wid. She fhall not. Pet. I fay, fhe fhall; and first begin with her. Cath. Fy! fy! unknit that threatning unkind brow, A woman mov'd is like a fountain troubled, While thou ly'ft warm at home, fecure and safe, In (26) Then vale your ftomachs, &c.] This doctrine of conjugal obedience, that runs thro' all Catharine's fpeech, fhews the business of the play to be compleated in her being fo thoroughly reform'd. But this comedy has likewife a fubfervient walk, which from the beginning is connected to, and made a part of the main plot; viz. the marriage of Bianca. This marriage, according to the regulation of all the copies, is executed and clear'd up in the fourth act: and the fifth act is not made to begin till the whole company meet at Lucentio's apartment. By this regulation, there is not only an unreasonable difproportion in length betwixt the 4th and 5th acts; but a manifeft abfurdity committed in the conduct of the fable. By the divifion I have ventur'd at, thefe inconveniencies are remedied: and the action lies more uniform. For now the whole catastrophe is wound up in the 5th act: it begins with Lucentio going to church to marry Bianca: the true Vincentio arrives, In token of which duty, if he please, My hand is ready, may it do him ease. Pet. Why, there's a wench: come on, and kiss me, Kate. Luc. Well, go thy ways, old lad, for thou shalt ha't. Vin. 'Tis a good hearing, when children are toward, Luc. But a harsh hearing, when women are froward. Pet. Come, Kate, we'll to bed; (27) We three are married, but you two are fped. 'Twas I won the wager, tho' you hit the white; And being a winner, God give you good night. [Exeunt Petruchio and Catharina. Hor. Now go thy ways, thou haft tam'd a curft fhrew. Luc. 'Tis a wonder, by your leave, fhe will be tam'd fo. [Exeunt omnes. Enter two fervants bearing Sly in his own apparel, and leave him on the Stage. Then enter a Tapiter. Sly arvaking.] Sim, give's fome more wine-what, all the Players gone? am not I a Lord? Tap. Lord, with a murrain! come, art thou drunk ftill? Sly. Who's this? Tapiter! oh, I have had the bravest dream that ever thou heardft in all thy life. Tap. Yea, merry, but thou hadst beft get thee home, for your wife will courfe you for dreaming here all night. arrives, to discover the impofture carried on by the Pedant: and after this eclairciffement is hung in fufpence (always a pleasure to an audience,) till towards the middle of the 5th act; the main business is wound up, of Catharine approving herself to be a convert; and an inftructer, in their duty, to the other new-married Ladies.- -If it be objected, that, by the change I make, the Lord and his fervants (who are characters out of the Drama) speak in the middle of an act; that is a matter of no importance. Their fhort interlocution was never defign'd to mark the intervals of the acts. (27) We two are married, but you two are fped.] This is the reading only of the modern copies, I have chofe to read with the older books. Petruchio, I think verily, would fay this: I, and you Lucentio, and you Hortenfio, are all under the fame predicament in one respect, we are all three married; but you two are finely help'd up with wives, that don't know the duty of obedience. Sly. |