Old fashions please me beft; I'm not so nice (17) Enter a Servant. Serv. Miftrefs, your father prays you leave your books, And help to drefs your fifter's chamber up; You know, to-morrow is the wedding-day. Bian. Farewel, fweet mafters, both; I must be gone. [Exit. Luc. Faith, miftrefs, then I have no caufe to stay. [Exit Hor. But I have caufe to pry into this pedant; Methinks, he looks as tho' he were in love: Yet if thy thoughts, Bianca, be fo humble, To caft thy wandring eyes on every ftale; Seize thee, who lift; if once I find thee ranging, Hortenfio will be quit with thee by changing. [Exit. Enter Baptifta, Gremio, Tranio, Catharina, Lucentio, Bap. Signior Lucentio, this is the 'pointed day What fays Lucentio to this fhame of ours? Cath. No fhame, but mine; I must, forfooth, be forc'd To give my hand oppos'd against my heart, Unto a mad-brain rudefby, fully of spleen; Who woo'd in hafte, and means to wed at leisure. I told you, I, he was a frantick fool, (17) Old fashions please me beft: I'm not so nice This is fenfe and the meaning of the paffage; but the reading of the fecond verfe, for all that, is sophisticated. The genuine copies all concur in reading, To change true rules for old inventions. This, indeed, is contrary to the very thing it should exprefs: But the eafy alteration, which I have made, reftores the fenfe, but adds a contraft in the terms perfectly juft. True rules are oppos'd to odd inventions; i. e. Whimsies. R 4 And And to be noted for a merry man, He'll wooe a thoufand, 'point the day of marriage, Cath. Would Catharine had never feen him tho' ! Much more a threw of thy impatient humour. Enter Biondello. Bien. Maier, mafter; old news, and fuch news as you never heard of. Bap. Is it new and old too? how may that be? Bion. Why, is it not news to hear of Petruchio's coming? Bap. Is he come? Bion. Why, no, Sir. Bap. What then? Bion. He is coming. Bap. When will he be here? Bion. When he ftands where I am, and fees you there. Tra. But, fay, what to thine old news? Bion. Why, Petruchio is coming in a new hat and an old jerkin; a pair of old breeches thrice turn'd; a pair of boots that have been candle-cafes, one buckled, another lac'd; an old rufty fword ta'en out of the townarmory, with a broken hilt, and chapeless, with two broken points; his horfe hip'd with an old mothy faddle, the stirrups of no kindred; befides, poffeft with the glanders, and like to mofe in the chine, troubled with the lampaffe, infected with the fashions, full of windgalls, fped with fpavins, raied with the yellows, paft cure of the the fives, ftark spoiled with the flaggers, begnawn with the bots, waid in the back and fhoulder-fhotten, nearlegg'd before, and with a half checkt bit, and a headstall of sheep's leather, which being reftrain'd, to keep him from ftumbling, hath been often burit, and now repair'd with knots; one girt fix times piec'd, and a woman's crupper of velure, which hath two letters for her name, fairly fet down in ftuds, and here and there piec'd with packthread. Bap. Who comes with him? Bion. Oh, Sir, his lackey, for all the world caparifon'd like the horse, with a linnen ftock on one leg, and a kerfey boot-hofe on the other, garter'd with a red and blue lift, an old hat, and the humour of forty fancies prickt up in't for a feather: a moniter, a very monster in apparel, and not like a christian footboy, or a gentleman's lackey. Tra. 'Tis fome odd humour pricks him to this fashion; Yet oftentimes he goes but mean apparell❜d. Bap. I am glad he's come, howfoever he comes. Bap. Didit thou not fay, he comes? B.on. Who? that Petruchio came? Bap. Ay, that Petruchio came. Bion. No, Sir; I fay, his horfe comes with him on his back. Bap. Why, that's all one. Bion. Nay, by St. Jamy, I hold you a penny, A horfe and a man is more than one, and yet not many. Pat. And yet I come not well. Bap. And yet you halt not. Tra. Not fo well 'parell'd, as I wish you were. Pet. Were it better, I thould rush in thus. But where is Kate? where is my lovely bride? How does my father? gentles, methinks, you frown: As if they faw fome wondrous monument, Bap. Why, Sir, you know, this is your wedding-day: Fy, doff this habit, fhame to your estate, Tra. And tell us what occafion of import Pet. Tedious it were to tell, and harsh to hear: But, where is Kate? I stay too long from her; Bap. But thus, I trust, you will not marry her. As I could change thefe poor accoutrements, [Exit. Tra. He hath fome meaning in his mad attire: We will perfuade him, be it poffible, To put on better ere he go to church.. Pap. I'll after him, and fee the event of this. [Exit. Her father's liking; which to bring to pass, I am to get a man, (whate'er he be, Sid make affurance here in Padua Of greater fums than I have promised: Luc. Were it not, that my fellow school-mafter Enter Gremio. Now, Signior Gremio, came you from the church? This mad-brain'd bridegroom took him fuch a cuff, Tra. What faid the wench, when he rose up again? Gre. Trembled and fhook; for why, he flamp'd and He calls for wine: a health, quoth he; as if [fwore, As if the vicar meant to cozen him. But after many ceremonies done, H'ad been aboard caroufing to his mates After a ftorm; quafft off the mufcadel, |