and every spectator imagines him parts drag him down again he makes new efforts to "easing his weakness, 1. make a to Countryinds CITIZEN OF **** W***** am quite unaffected in all the f iquid laudato mor n sensibility has WHY THE uld never weep with the et I am sometimes inhud tu ade is thus to make hunt ner. There is not in natur a man who sits down to y stanza he writer ta ss of his ocemp more stupid, have yet found , and yet of ften wished do himself ing an After d Deat Jump but an .n. Time cumstances ever change, oliticians would emes alone, and infecting others: e very region where man not only can give e disorder in himself, but pagate it over the whole nty of success. He has only ,overnment, the government is r schemes are leading to ruin, no more; every good member of ealth thinks it his duty, in such a re the universal decadence with symrow, and, by fancying the constitution ,, absolutely to impair its vigour. people would laugh at my simplicity, should se them to be less sanguine in harbouring my predictions, and examine coolly before they empted to complain. I have just heard a story, a His bounty in exalted strain And hark! I hear the tuneful throng He still shall live, shall live as long LETTER CVI. TO THE SAME. IT is the most usual method in every report first to examine its probability, and then act as the conjuncture may require. The English, however, ex ert a different spirit in such circumstances; they first act, and when too late begin to examine. From a knowledge of this disposition, there are se veral here who make it their business to frame new reports at every convenient interval, all tending to denounce ruin both on their contemporaries and their posterity. This denunciation is eagerly caught u by the public; away they fling to propagate the distress; sell out at one place, buy in at another grumble at their governors, shout in mobs, and when they have thus for some time behaved lik fools, sit down coolly to argue and talk wisdom to puzzle each other with syllogism, and prepar for the next report that prevails, which is always al tended with the same success. Thus are they ever rising above one report only sink into another. They resemble a dog in a w pawing to get free. When he has raised his up par parts above water, and every spectator imagines him disengaged, his lower parts drag him down again and sink him to the nose; he makes new efforts to emerge, and every effort increasing his weakness, only tends to sink him the deeper. There are some here who, I am told, make a tolerable subsistence by the credulity of their countrymen; as they find the public fond of blood, wounds and death, they contrive political ruins suited to every month in the year; this month the people are to be eaten up by the French in flat-bottomed boats; the next by the soldiers, designed to beat the French back; now the people are going to jump down the gulph of luxury; and now nothing but an herring subscription can fish them up again. Time passes on; the report proves false; new circumstances produce new changes, but the people never change, they are persevering in folly. In other countries those boding politicians would be left to fret over their own schemes alone, and grow splenetic without hopes of infecting others: but England seems to be the very region where spleen delights to dwell; a man not only can give an unbounded scope to the disorder in himself, but may, if he pleases, propagate it over the whole kingdom, with a certainty of success. He has only to cry out that the government, the government is all wrong, that their schemes are leading to ruin, that Britons are no more; every good member of the commonwealth thinks it his duty, in such a case, to deplore the universal decadence with sympathetic sorrow, and, by fancying the constitution in a decay, absolutely to impair its vigour. This people would laugh at my simplicity, should I advise them to be less sanguine in harbouring gloomy predictions, and examine coolly before they attempted to complain. I have just heard a story, which, though transacted in a private family, serves very well to describe the behaviour of the whole nation, in cases of threatened calamity. As there are public, so there are private incendiaries here. One of the last, either for the amusement of his friends, or to divert a fit of the spleen, lately sent a threatening letter to a worthy family in my neighbourhood, to this effect. "SIR, Knowing you to be very rich, and find"ing myself to be very poor, I think proper to in"form you, that I have learned the secret of poi"soning man, woman, and child, without danger "of detection. Do not be uneasy, Sir, you may "take your choice of being poisoned in a fortnight, "or poisoned in a month, br poisoned in six weeks; "you shall have full time to settle all your affairs. Though I am poor, I love to do things like a gen"tleman. But, Sir, you must die; I have deter"mined it within my own breast that you must die. "Blood, Sir, blood is my trade; so I could wish you would this day six weeks take leave of your friends, wife, and family, for I cannot possibly "allow you longer time. To convince you more "certainly of the power of my art, by which you "may know I speak truth, take this letter; when “you have read it, tear off the seal, fold it up, " and give it to your favourite Dutch mastiff that "sits by the fire; he will swallow it, Sir, like a but “tered toast: in three hours four minutes after he “has taken it, he will attempt to bite of his own "tongue, and half an hour after burst asunder in "twenty pieces. Blood, blood, blood; so no more "at present from, Sir, your most obedient, most "devoted humble servant to command till death." You may easily imagine the consternation into which this letter threw the whole good-natured family. The poor man, to whom it was addressed, Was was the more surprized, as not knowing how he could merit such inveterate malice. All the friends of the family were convened; it was universally agreed, that it was a most terrible affair, and that the government should be solicited to offer a reward and a pardon: a fellow of this kind would go on poisoning family after family; and it was impossible to say where the destruction would end. ́ Iu pursuance of these determinations the government was applied to; strict search was made after the incendiary, but all in vain. At last, therefore, they recollected that the experiment was not yet tried upon the dog; the Dutch mastiff was brought up, and placed in the midst of the friends and relations, the seal was torn off, the pacquet folded up with care, and soon they found, to the great surprize of all-that the dog would not eat the letter. Adieu. LETTER CVII. TO THE SAME. I HAVE frequently been amazed at the ignorance of almost all the European travellers, who have penetrated any considerable way Eastward into Asia. They have been influenced either by motives of commerce or piety, and their accounts are such as might reasonably be expected from men of very narrow or very prejudiced education, the dictates of superstition or the result of ignorance. Is it not surprizing, that in such a variety of adventurers not one single philosopher should be found? for as to the |