and as for Corydon, I do not choose his company. Elegies and epistles are very fine to those to whom they are addressed; and as for epic poems, I am generally able to discover the whole plan in reading the two first pages. Tragedies, however, as they are now made, are good instructive moral sermons enough; and it would be a fault not to be pleased with good things. There I learn several great truths; as, that it is impossible to see into the ways of futurity; that punishment always attends the villain, that love is the fond soother of the human breast, that we should not resist heaven's will for in resisting heaven's will heaven's will is resisted; with several other sentiments equally new, delicate and striking. Every new tragedy therefore I shall go to see; for reflections of this nature make a tolerable harmony when mixed up with a proper quantity of drum, trumpet, thunder, lightning, or the scene shifter's whistle. Adieu. LETTER XCVII. From Lien Chi Altangi, to Fum Hoam, first President of the Ceremonial Academy at Pekin, in China. I HAD some intentions lately of going to visit Bedlam, the place where those who go mad are confined. I went to wait upon the man in black to be my conductor, but I found him preparing to go to Westminster-hall, where the English hold their courts of justice. It gave me some surprize to find my friend engaged in a law-suit, but more so when when he informed me that it had been depending for several years. How is it possible, cried I, for a man who knows the world to go to law; I am well acquainted with the courts of justice in China, they resemble rat traps every one of them, nothing more easy than to get in, but to get out again is attended with some difficulty, and more cunning than rats are generally found to possess! Faith, replied my friend, I should not have gone to law, but that I was assured of success before I began; things were presented to me in so alluring a light, that I thought by barely declaring myself a candidate for the prize, I had nothing more to do than to enjoy the fruits of the victory. Thus have I been upon the eve of an imaginary triumph every term these ten years, have travelled forward with victory ever in my view, but ever out of reach; however, at present I fancy we have hampered our antagonist in such a manner, that without some unforseen demur, we shall this day lay him fairly on his back. If things be so situated, said I, I do not care if I attend you to the courts, and partake in the pleasure of your success. But prithee, continued I, as we set forward, what reasons have you to think an affair at last concluded, which has given so many former disappointments? My lawyer tells me, returned he, that I have Salkeld and Ventris strong in my favour, and that there are no less than fifteen cases in point. I understand, said I, those are two of your judges who have already declared their opinions. Pardon me, replied my friend, Salkeld and Ventris are lawyers who some hundred years ago gave their opinions on cases similar to mine; these opinions which make for me my lawyer is to cite, and those opinions which look another way are cited by the lawyer employed by my antagonist; as I observed, I have Salkeld Salkeld and Ventris for me, he has Coke and Hale for him, and he that has most opinions is most likely to carry his cause. But where is the necessity, cried I, of prolonging a suit by citing the opinions and reports of others, since the same good sense which determined lawyers in former ages may serve to guide your judges at this day. They at that time gave their opinions only from the light of reason, your judges have the same light at present to direct them, let me even add a greater, as in former ages there were many prejudices from which the present is happily free. If arguing from authorities be exploded from every other branch of learning, why should it be particularly adhered to in this? I plainly foresee how such a method of investigation must embarrass every suit, and even perplex the student; ceremonies will be multiplied, formalities must increase, and more time will thus be spent in learning the arts of litigation than in the discovery of right. I see, cries my friend, that you are for a speedy administration of justice, but all the world will grant that the more time that is taken up in considering any subject the better it will be understood. Besides, it is the boast of an Englishman, that his property is secure, and all the world will grant that a deliberate administration of justice is the best way to secure his property. Why have we so many lawyers, but to secure our property, why so many formalities, but to secure our property? Not less than one hundred thousand families live in opulence, elegance and ease, merely by securing our property. To embarrass justice, returned I, by a multiplicity of laws, or to hazard it by a confidence in our judges, are I grant the opposite rocks on which legislative wisdom has ever split; in one case the client resembles that emperor, who is said to have been suffocated with the bedcloaths, which were only only designed to keep him warm; in the other, to that town which let the enemy take possession of its walls, in order to shew the world how little they de pended upon aught but courage for safety:-But bless me, what numbers do I see here—all 2 black-how is it possible that half this multitu find employment? Nothing so easily conceived, turned my companion, they live by watching eac other. For instance, the catchpole watches th man in debt, the attorney watches the catchpole. the counsellor, watches the attorney, the solicitor the counsellor, and all find sufficient employment. I conceive you, interrupted I, they watch each other, but it is the client that pays them all for watching; it puts me in mind of a Chinese fable. which is intituled, Five animals at a meal. A grasshopper filled with dew, was merrily sing ing under a shade; a whangam that eats grasshoppers had marked it for its prey, and was just stretching forth to devour it: a serpent that had for a long time fed only on whangams, was coiled up to fasten on the wangham; a yellow bird was just upon the wing to dart upon the serpent! a hawk had just stooped from above to seize the yellow bird; all were intent on their prey, and unmindful of their danger: so the whangam eat the grasshopper, the serpent eat the whangam, the yellow bird the ser pent, and the hawk the yellow bird; when sousing from on high, a vulture gobbled up the hawk, grasshopper, whangam, and all in a moment. I had scarcely finished my fable, when the lawyer came to inform my friend, that his cause was put off till another term, that money was wanted to retain, and that all the world was of opinion, that the very next hearing would bring him off victo rious. If so, then cries my friend, I believe it will be my wisest way to continue the cause for another term, term, and in the mean time, my friend here and I will go and see Bedlam. Adieu. LETTER XCVII. FROM THE SAME. ILATELY received a visit from the little beau, who I found had assumed a new flow of spirits with a new suit of clothes. Our discourse happened to turn upon the different treatment of the fair sex here and in Asia, with the influence of beauty in refining our manners and improving our conver -sation. 66 I soon perceived he was strongly prejudiced in favour of the Asiatic method of treating the sex, and that it was impossible to persuade him, but that a man was happier who had four wives at his com mand, than he who had only one. "It is trufe," cries he, "your men of fashion in the East are "slaves, and under some terrors of having their "throats squeezed by abow-string; but what then, they can find ample consolation in a seraglio; they make indeed an indifferent figure in conver "sation abroad, but then they have a seraglio to "console them at home. I am told they have no "balls, drums, nor operas, but then they have got "a seraglio; they may be deprived of wine and "French cookery, but they have a seraglio; a se "raglio, a seraglio, my dear creature, wipes off "every inconvenience in the world. 66 "Besides, I am told, your Asiatic beauties are "the most convenient women alive, for they have |