I warrant, her rags, and the tallow in them, will burn a Poland winter: if she lives till doomsday, she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.

Ant. S. What complexion is she of?

Dro.S. Swart, like my shoe, but her face nothing like so clean kept; For why? she sweats, a man may go over shoes in the grime of it.

Ant. S. That's a fault that water will mend.

Dro.S. No, sir,'tis in grain ; Noah's flood could not do it.
Ant. S. What's her name?

Dro.S. Nell, sir ;-but her name and three quarters, that is, an ell, and three quarters, will not measure her from hip to hip.

Ant. S. Then she bears some breadth?

Dro.S. No longer from head to foot, than from hip to hip she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her.

Ant. S. In what part of her body stands Ireland?

Dro.S. Marry, sir, in her buttocks; I found it out by the bogs.

Ant.S. Where Scotland?

Dro.S. I found it out by the barrenness; hard, in the palm of the hand.

Ant. S. Where France ?

Dro.S. In her forehead; armed and reverted, making war against her hair.

Ant.S. Where England?

Dro.S. I looked for the chalky cliffs, but I could find no whiteness in them: but I guess, it stood in her chin, by the salt rheum that ran between France and it. Ant.S. Where Spain?

Dro.S. Faith, I saw it not; but I felt it,hot in her breath.
Ant. S. Where America, the Indies?

Dro.S. O, sir, upon her nose, all o'er embellished with rubies, carbuncles, sapphires, declining their rich aspect to the hot breath of Spain; who sent whole armadas of carracks to be ballast at her nose.

Ant. S. Where stood Belgia, the Netherlands ?

Dro.S. O, sir, I did not look so low. To conclude, this drudge, or diviner, laid claim to me; called me Dromio; swore, I was assured to her; told me what privy marks I had about me, as the mark of my shoulder, the mole in my neck,the great wart on my left arm, that I, amazed, ran from her as a witch: and, I think, if my

breast had not been made of faith, and my heart of steel, she had transform'd me to a curtail-dog, and made me turn i' the wheel.

Ant. S. Go, hie thee presently, post to the road; And if the wind blow any way from shore, I will not harbour in this town to-night. If any bark put forth, come to the mart, Where I will walk, till thou return to me. If every one know us, and we know none, 'Tis time, I think, to trudge, pack, and be gone. Dro. S. As from a bear a man would run for life, So fly I from her that would be my wife. [Exit. Ant.S. There's none but witches do inhabit here; And therefore 'tis high time that I were hence. She, that doth call me husband, even my soul Doth for a wife abhor : but her fair sister, Possess'd with such a gentle sovereign grace, Of such enchanting presence and discourse, Hath almost made me traitor to myself: But, lest myself be guilty to self-wrong, I'll stop my ears against the mermaid's song. Enter ANGELO.

Ang. Master Antipholus?

Ant.S. Ay, that's my name.

Ang. I know it well, sir: Lo, here is the chain; I thought to have ta'en you at the Porcupine:

The chain unfinish'd made me stay thus long.

Ant.S. What is your will, that I shall do with this? Ang. What please yourself, sir; I have made it for you. Ant. S. Made it for me, sir! I bespoke it not.

Ang. Not once, nor twice, but twenty times you have: Go home with it, and please your wife withal; And soon at supper-time I'll visit you,

And then receive my money for the chain.

Ant. S. I pray you, sir, receive the money now,

For fear you ne'er see chain, nor money, more.

Ang. You are a merry man, sir; fare you well. [Exit. Ant. S. What I should think of this, I cannot tell :

But this I think, there's no man is so vain,

That would refuse so fair an offer'd chain.
I see, a man here needs not live by shifts,

When in the streets he meets such golden gifts.

[6] Alluding to the superstition of the common people, that nothing could resist a witch's power of transforming men into animals, but a great share of faith. WARBURTON.

I'll to the mart, and there for Dromio stay ;
If any ship put out, then straight away.

ACT IV.

[Exit.

SCENE I-The same. Enter a Merchant, ANGELO, and an Officer.

Merchant.

YOU know, since Pentecost the sum is due,
And since I have not much impórtun'd you,
Nor now I had not, but that I am bound
To Persia, and want gilders for my voyage :7
Therefore make present satisfaction,
Or I'll attach you by this officer.

Ang. Even just the sum, that I do owe to you,
Is growing to me by Antipholus : 8

And, in the instant that I met with you,
He had of me a chain; at five o'clock,
I shall receive the money for the same:
Pleaseth you walk with me down to his house,
I will discharge my bond, and thank you too.

Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Ephesus, and DROMIO of
Ephesus.

Offi. That labour may you save; see where he comes. Ant.E. While I go to the goldsmith's house, go thou And buy a rope's end; that will I bestow

Among my wife and her confederates,

For locking me out of doors by day.

But soft, I see the goldsmith :-get thee gone;
Buy thou a rope, and bring it home to me.

Dro.E. I buy a thousand pound a year! I buy a rope!

[Exit DROMIO. Ant. E. A man is well holp up, that trusts to you:

I promised your presence, and the chain;
But neither chain, nor goldsmith, came to me :
Belike, you thought our love would last too long,
If it were chain'd together; and therefore came not.
Ang. Saving your merry humour, here's the note,
How much your chain weighs to the utmost carrat;
The fineness of the gold, and chargeful fashion;

[7] A gilder is a coin valued from one shilling and six-pence to two shillings. STEEVENS. [8] i.e. accruing to me. STEEVENS.

37 VOL. I.

Which doth amount to three odd ducats more
Than I stand debted to this gentleman:
I pray you, see him presently discharg'd,
For he is bound to sea, and stays but for it.

Ant. E. I am not furnish'd with the present money; Besides, I have some business in the town: Good signior, take the stranger to my house, And with you take the chain, and bid my wife Disburse the sum on the receipt thereof; Perchance, I will be there as soon as you.

Ang. Then you will bring the chain to her yourself? Ant. E. No; bear it with you, lest I come not time enough.

Ang. Well, sir, I will have you the chain about you? Ant. E. An if I have not, sir, I hope you have ;

Or else you may return without your money.

Ang. Nay, come, I pray you, sir, give me the chain ; Both wind and tide stays for this gentleman,

And I, to blame, have held him here too long.

Ant. E. Good lord, you use this dalliance, to excuse Your breach of promise to the Porcupine: I should have chid you for not bringing it, But, like a shrew, you first begin to brawl.

Mer. The hour steals on; I pray you, sir, despatch. Ang. You hear, how he impórtunes me; the chainAnt.E. Why, give it to my wife, and fetch your money. Ang. Come, come, you know, I gave it you even now; Either send the chain, or send me by some token.

Ant.E. Fie! now you run this humour out of breath :
Come, where's the chain? I pray you, let me see it.
Mer. My business cannot brook this dalliance:
Good sir, say, whe'r you'll answer me, or no ;
If not, I'll leave him to the officer.

Ant. E. I answer you! What should I answer you?
Ang. The money, that you owe me for the chain.
Ant.E. I owe you none, till I receive the chain.
Ang. You know, I gave it you half an hour since.
Ant.E. You gave me none; you wrong me much to

say so.

Ang. You wrong me more, sir, in denying it:

Consider, how it stands upon my credit.

Mer. Well, officer, arrest him at my suit.

Offi. I do; and charge you, in the duke's name, to obey me.

Ang. This touches me in reputation :-
Either consent to pay the sum for me,
Or I attach you by this officer.

Ant.E. Consent to pay thee that I never had!
Arrest me, foolish fellow, if thou dar'st.

Ang. Here is thy fee; arrest him, officer ;-
I would not spare my brother in this case,
If he should scorn me so apparently.

Offi. I do arrest you, sir; you hear the suit.
Ant.E. I do obey thee, till I give thee bail :—–
But, sirrah, you shall buy this sport as dear
As all the metal in your shop will answer.
Ang. Sir, sir, I shall have law in Ephesus,
To your notorious shame, I doubt it not.

Enter DROMIO of Syracuse.

Dro.S. Master, there is a bark of Epidamnum,
That stays but till her owner comes aboard,
And then, sir, bears away: our fraughtage, sir,
I have convey'd aboard; and I have bought
The oil, the balsamum, and aqua-vitæ.
The ship is in her trim; the merry wind

Blows fair from land: they stay for nought at all,
But for their owner, master, and yourself.

Ant. E. How now ! a madman? Why thou peevish sheep,

What ship of Epidamnum stays for me?

Dro.S. A ship you sent me to, to hire waftage. Ant. E. Thou drunken slave, I sent thee for a rope ; And told thee to what purpose, and what end.

Dro.S. You sent me, sir, for a rope's-end as soon :

You sent me to the bay, sir, for a bark.

Ant.E. I will debate this matter at more leisure,

And teach your ears to listen with more heed.
To Adriana, villain, hie thee straight;
Give her this key, and tell her, in the desk
That's cover'd o'er with Turkish tapestry,
There is a purse of ducats; let her send it;
Tell her, I am arrested in the street,

And that shall bail me: hie thee, slave; begone.-
On, officer, to prison till it come.

[Exe. Merchant, ANGELO, Officer, and ANT. E.
Dro.S. To Adriana! that is where we din'd,
Where Dowsabel did claim me for her husband:
She is too big, I hope, for me to compass.