LATEST ACCOUNTS FROM OLYMPUS. As news from Olympus has grown rather rare, We extract for our readers the' intelligence given, The French, who of slaughter had had their full Were content with a shot, now and then, at their While, in England, good fighting's a pastime so hard Nobody's left to fight with, but Lord C―rd—g—D. 'Tis needless to say, then, how monstrously happy Jove himself, it appears, since his love-days are o'er, In Liberty's name, around Mehemet Ali ; Well knowing that Satan himself could not find Though he still asks for news of earth's capers and A confection of mischief much more to his mind Than the old Bonnet Rouge and the Bashaw combin'd. crimes, And reads daily his old fellow-Thund'rer, the Old Phoebus, poor lad, has given up inspiration, Right well, too, he knows, that there ne'er were Whatever their cause, that they didn't find backers; The fact is, he found his old shrines had grown dim, How to come, in the most approv'd method, to blows. Taking care that his work not a gleam hath to From which men could guess that the god had a This is all, for to-day-whether Mars is much vext THE TRIUMPHS OF FARCE. OUR earth, as it rolls through the regions of space, Wears always two faces, the dark and the sunny; And poor human life runs the same sort of race, Being sad, on one side-on the other side, funny. Thus oft we, at eve, to the Haymarket hie, To weep o'er the woes of Macready ;--but scarce Hath the tear-drop of Tragedy pass'd from the eye, When, lo, we're all laughing in fits at the Farce. And still let us laugh-preach the world as it may- soon follow; Heroics are very grand things, in their way, But the laugh at the long run will carry it hollow. Did he pop forth, in hopes that somewhere or For instance, what sermon on human affairs somehow, Like Pat at a fair, he might "coax up a row: " Men lik'd not to take a Great Gun for adviser; Could equal the scene that took place t'other day 'Twixt Romeo and Louis Philippe, on the stairsThe Sublime and Ridiculous meeting half-way! Yes, Jocus! gay god, whom the Gentiles supplied, declines, In our senate thou'st languish'd since Sheridan died, But Sydney still keeps thee alive in our shrines. Rare Sydney! thrice honour'd the stall where he sits, And be his every honour he deigneth to climb at! Had England a hierarchy form'd all of wits, Who but Sydney would England proclaim as its primate ? And long may he flourish, frank, merry, and braveA Horace to hear, and a Paschal to read; While he laughs, all is safe, but, when Sydney grows grave, We shall then think the Church is in danger indeed. Meanwhile, it much glads us to find he's preparing To teach other bishops to "seek the right way;"2 And means shortly to treat the whole bench to an airing, Just such as he gave to Charles James t'other day. For our parts, though gravity's good for the soul, Such a fancy have we for the side that there's fun on, We'd rather with Sydney south-west take a "stroll," Than coach it north-east with his Lordship of Lunnun. THOUGHTS ON PATRONS, PUFFS, AND OTHER MATTERS. IN AN EPISTLE FROM T. M. TÓ S. R. WHAT, thou, my friend! a man of rhymes, When authors thrive, like spinning jennies, And Arkwright's twist and Bulwer's page Alike may laugh at patronage! No, no-those times are pass'd away, Under some lordly skipper's steerage; But launch'd triumphant in the Row, Cuts both Star Chamber and the peerage. Patrons, indeed! when scarce a sail Is whisk'd from England by the gale, But bears on board some authors, shipp'd No, no, my friend-it can't be blink'd- Our praise for pence and patronage, What Steam is on the deep-and more— In old times, when the God of Song Some parts of the Provinciales may be said to be of the trived for your Lordship's speech; but suppose, my dear Lord, highest order of jeux d'esprit or, squibs. 2" This stroll in the metropolis is extremely well con that instead of going E. and N. E. you had turned about," &c. &c.- SYDNEY SMITH's Last Letter to the Bishop of London. PP Ye Gods! how different is the story Raise but one general blast of Puff To young and touchy sons of rhyme) — Old Socrates, that pink of sages, But, neat as are old L—nd—st's doings- I'd show you mischief prettier still; The urchin's freaks, the veteran's gall, Yes, Mischief, Goddess multiform, Of injury and insult too; The stamp of Stanley's brazen front. Ireland, we're told, means land of Ire; Quandoque bonus dormitat Homerus. -- HORAT. 2 "Swelter'd venom, sleeping got, Boil thou first i' the charmed pot." Again thou'lt see, when forth hath gone The War-Church-cry, " On, Stanley, on!" How Caravats and Shanavests Shall swarm from out their mountain nests, Shall Rockites and right reverends reign; And so, long life to Church and Co.Hurrah for mischief!- here we go. EPISTLE FROM CAPTAIN ROCK TO LORD L-NDH-T. As, except when some tithe-hunting parson show'd sport, Some rector- a cool hand at pistols and port, Shooting his "dearly beloved," like partridges ;- about A contrivance more neat, I may say, without flattery, Than e'er yet was thought of for bloodshed and battery; So neat, that even I might be proud, I allow, Like you, Reformation in Church and in State DEAR L―ndh—t,—you'll pardon my making thus Is the thing of all things I most cordially hate; If once these curst Ministers do as they like, All's o'er, my good Lord, with your wig and my free, But form is all fudge 'twixt such "comrogues" as we, Who, whate'er the smooth views we, in public, may drive at, pike, And one may be hung up on t'other, henceforth, Have both the same praiseworthy object, in pri- Just to show what such Captains and Chancellors vate Namely, never to let the old regions of riot, Where Rock hath long reign'd, have one instant of quiet, were worth. But we must not despair-even already Hope sees You're about, my bold Baron, to kick up a breeze But keep Ireland still in that liquid we've taught Of the true baffling sort, such as suits me and you, Who have box'd the whole compass of party right her To love more than meat, drink, or clothing-hot water. All the difference betwixt you and me, as I take it, Is simply, that you make the law and I break it; And never, of big-wigs and small, were there two Play'd so well into each other's hands as we do; Insomuch, that the laws you and yours manufac ture, Seem all made express for the Rock-boys to frac ture. Not Birmingham's self-to her shame be it spo But, hark, there's a shot! tioner? No-merely a bran-new Rebellion Commissioner; E'er made things more neatly contriv'd to be The Courts having now, with true law erudition, In the mean time, hurrah for the Tories and Rocks! If that "Lord," in his well-known discernment. Hurrah for the parsons who fleece well their flocks! CAPTAIN ROCK IN LONDON. but spares Me and L-ndh-t, to look after Ireland's affairs, Even already-long life to such Big-wigs, say L LETTER FROM THE CAPTAIN TO TERRY ALT, ESQ. Both the swell of the wig, and the point of the pike; To play, in such concert, the true double-base. And, like Mother Cole, when her heyday was past, In short, he's all right; and, if mankind's old foe, Of another red-hot Opposition, below 1 The subordinate officer or lieutenant of Captain Rock. Mixes up, with a skill which one can't but admire, Let each syllable dark the Law-Oracle utter'd By all Tipperary's wild echoes be mutter'd, But "You're aliens in language, in creed, and in blood;" While voices, from sweet Connemara afar, Shall answer, like true Irish echoes, “We are!" Still the' echoes may quote Law authority for it, dominion; So he, in the end, touches cash "for the' opinion.” But I've no time for more, my dear Terry, just now, row: They're bad hands at mob-work, but, once they begin, They'll have plenty of practice to break them well in. |