66 Worship my whiskers!”—(weeps) not a knee chiefly upon the Trial and Imprisonment of two was there But bent and worshipp'd the Illustrious Pair, Which curl'd in conscious majesty! (pulls out his handkerchief)-while cries Brothers—but as this forms the under plot of the Drama, I shall content myself with extracting from it the following speech, which is addressed the two Brothers, as they "exeunt severally" to Of "Whiskers, whiskers!" shook the echoing Prison :- Just in that glorious hour, methought, there came, The Matron came within her right hand glow'd Go to your prisons-though the air of Spring Of Papers hung-(wipes his eyes) collected in To tell how gay the young world laughs abroad! her veil The venal evidence, the slanderous tale, Yet go-for thoughts as blessed as the air But, ah! the Evidence-(weeps again) I mourn'd Through prison-bars, its hymn to Liberty! to see Cast, as it burn'd, a deadly light on thee: And Tales and Hints their random sparkle flung, While Post and Courier, faithful to their fame, The Scene next changes to a Tailor's Work-shop, and a fancifully-arranged group of these Artists is discovered upon the Shop-board- Their task evidently of a royal nature, from the profusion of gold-lace, frogs, &c. that lie about-They all rise and come forward, while one of them sings the following Stanzas to the tune of " Derry Down." My brave brother Tailors, come, straighten your knees, For a moment, like gentlemen, stand up at ease, While I sing of our P-e (and a fig for his railers) Derry down, down, down derry down. Some monarchs take roundabout ways into note, While His short cut to fame is-the cut of his coat; Philip's Son thought the World was too small for his Soul, Here his Lordship weeps more profusely than The Shop-board's delight! the Mæcenas of Tailors! ever, and the R-g-t (who has been very much agitated during the recital of the Dream) by a movement as characteristic as that of Charles XII. when he was shot, claps his hands to his whiskers to feel if all be really safe. A Privy Council is held all the Servants, &c. are examined, and it appears that a Tailor, who had come to measure the R-g-t for a Dress (which takes three whole But our R-g-t's finds room in a lac'd button-hole. pages of the best superfine clinquant in describing) was the only person who had been in the Bourbon Chamber during the day. It is, accordingly, Look through all Europe's Kings—those, at least, determined to seize the Tailor, and the Council who go loosebreaks up with a unanimous resolution to be Not a King of them all's such a friend to the Goose, vigorous. The commencement of the Second Act turns Derry down, &c. Mr. Leigh Hunt and his brother. So, God keep him increasing in size and renown, still lie luckily in his pocket) being produced, and skilfully laid beside the others, the following billet-doux is the satisfactory result of their juxtaposition. Honour'd Colonel-my Wife, who's the Queen of Neglected to put up the Book of new Patterns. They're the same us'd for poor Mr. Lambert, when young; During the " But, bless you! they wouldn't go half round the hope you'll excuse yours till death, most This fully explains the whole mystery the R-g-t resumes his wonted smiles, and the Drama terminates as usual, to the satisfaction of all parties. And my wish is, in truth, that the best of old Should not, on recovering, have cause to be jealous, A new era's arriv'd 2,- though you'd hardly believe it And all things, of course, must be new to receive it. New villas, new fêtes (which ev'n Waithman attends) I am proud to declare I have no predilections, 3 Neither feel I resentments, nor wish there should To mortal-except (now I think on't) Beau Who threaten'd last year, in a superfine passion, New saddles, new helmets, and-why not new So royally free from all troublesome feelings, When I think of the glory they've beam'd on "Tis enough quite to turn my illustrious brains. For Papists the one, and with Papists the other; Oh deeds of renown!-shall I boggle or flinch, No-let England's affairs go to rack, if they will, "I certainly am the last person in the kingdom to whom it can be permitted to despair of our royal father's recovery." - Prince's Letter. So little encumber'd by faith in my dealings I hope, like the Vender of Best Patent Blacking, By the bye, ere I close this magnificent Letter, (No man, except Pole, could have writ you a better,) 'Twould please me if those, whom I've humbug'd so long + With the notion (good men!) that I knew right Would a few of them join me ―mind, only a few — shade; Nor will Holland's clear intellect do us much harm, While there's W-stm-rel-nd near him to weaken the charm. As for Moira's high spirit, if aught can subdue it, Between R-d-r and Wh-rt-n let Sheridan sit, So, in short, if they wish to have Places, they And I'll thank you to tell all these matters to Grey", 4 I cannot conclude without expressing the gratification I should feel if some of those persons with whom the early habits of my public life were formed would strengthen my 2 "A new era is now arrived, and I cannot but reflect with hands, and constitute a part of my government." — Ibid. satisfaction," &c. - Ibid. 3 "I have no predilections to indulge, no resentments to gratify." Ibid. 5" You are authorized to communicate these sentiments to Lord Grey, who, I have no doubt, will make them known to Lord Grenville."— Ibid. |