ON MARRIAGE. Let the good man, for nuptial rites design'd, Mark every sense, and how the readings vary, AN OLD ADAGE. Truth should not lie, and yet she does,- "When? where ?" quoth Jack; I cannot guess." The adage says, 66 Truth lies At the bottom of a well." THE SWISS AND THE FRENCHMAN. To a Swiss, a gay Frenchman in company said, 66 By no means," cried the other; "pray why should you boast: Each fights for the thing he's in need of the most." A FRIENDLY INTERVIEW. "So, friend, you wish me gone, I hear,- "Dear friend, don't credit half what's said: ON SEEING A QUAKER AT ONE OF THE Mov'd by some spirit's strong resistless sway, When, near him, some one thus was heard to speak:- THE MANNER OF WATCHMEN INTIMATING THE HOUR, AT HERRNHUTH, IN GERMANY. VIII. Past eight o'clock! O, Herrnhuth, do thou ponder: Eight souls in Noah's ark were living yonder. IX. 'Tis nine o'clock ! ye brethren, hear it striking: Keep hearts and houses clean, to our Saviour's liking. X. Now, brethren, hear, the clock is ten and passing; None rest but such as wait for Christ embracing. XI. Eleven is past! still at this hour eleven, The Lord is calling us from earth to heaven. XII. Ye, brethren, hear, the midnight clock is humming; Ye two so near related, will and reason. III. The clock is three! the blessed Three doth merit VI. The clock is six, and I go off my station; Now, brethren, watch yourselves for your salvation. THE BOOKMAKER. Bill thinks his book has fancy shown- I A TALE. In debt, deserted, and forlorn, Relsolv'd, upon a Monday morn, He reach'd the tree; when, lo! he views He snatch'd it up, threw down the noose, The owner came-found out the theft, THE CHAIN OF GOVERNMENT; OR, A PANEGYRIC ON THE LADIES. When Beelzebub first to make mischief began, A CARPENTER BEFORE A SURGEON. A cannon-ball, one fighting day, Cries one," A surgeon bring with speed, “No,” said our merry friend, “indeed, THE UPSTART AMPHYTRION. No wonder if their lordships all THE LATE CAPTAIN O'BYRNE. "Dear O'Byrne, pray were you bred to the sea?" To which the captain return'd for answer :"Dear O'Byrne, No; but the sea was bread to me." TO A MISERLY BACHELOR. Thou art just like a snail, with thy treasure and pelf, Because thou dost keep all thy house to thyself. GOOD ADVICE. It is folly with trifles to linger behind, Or to hurry before, or to stumble betwixt ; For our breath is derived, like the echo, from wind, And we die every day as we live to the next. ON "LIVING WELL." Of all the arts in which should man excel, THE FRIEND'S COMPLAINT. FROM MARTIAL. So may I thrive, my Decius, as 'tis true, A NEW CHARACTER. Said a late Duke of Norfolk, "I'm sadly put to't There's a masquerade night.”— claim'd Foote; Something new!" ex "Let me see; I have hit it-go sober." CALONNE AT EIGHTY-FOUR. At four score and four did Mr. Calonne A man once call'd out, past whom he had flown, AN OLD SAYING MISAPPLIED. One who, when asked, could not comply, |