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nation, and formed the following reverie, too wild for allegory, and too regular for a dream.
I fancied myself placed in the yard of a large inn, in which there were an infinite number of waggons and stage-coaches, attended by fellows who either invited the company to take their places, or were busied in packing their baggage. Each vehicle had its inscription showing the place of its destination. On one I could read, The Pleasure Stage-coach; on another, The Waggon of Industry; on a third, The Vanity Whim; and on a fourth, The Landau of Riches. I had some inclination to step into each of these, one after another; but I know not by what means, I passed them by, and at last fixed my eye upon a small carriage, Berlin fashion, which seemed the most convenient vehicle at a distance in the World ; and upon my nearer approach, found it to be The Fame Machine.
I instantly made up to the coachman, whom I found to be an affable and seemingly good-natured fellow. He informed me, that he had but a few days ago returned from the Temple of Fame, to which he had been carrying Addison, Swift, Pope, Steele, Congreve, and Colley Cibber; that they made but indifferent company by the way, and that he once or twice was going to empty his berlin of the whole cargo; However," says he, I got them all safe home, with no other damage than a black eye, which Colley gave Mr. Pope, and am now returned for another coachful.” “If that be all, friend,” said I, “ and if you are in want of company, I'll make one with all my heart. Open the door ; I hope the machine rides easy.” “Oh, for that, sir, extremely easy." But still keeping the door shut, and measuring
me with his eye, “ Pray, sir, have you no lug
You seem to be a good-natured sort of a gentleman; but I don't find you have got any luggage, and I never permit any to travel with me but such as have something valuable to pay for coachhire.” Examining my pockets, I own I was not a little disconcerted at this unexpected rebuff; but considering that I carried a number of the Bee under my arm, I was resolved to open it in his eyes, and dazzle him with the splendor of the page. He read the title and contents, however, without any emotion, and assured me he had never heard of it before. “ In short, friend,” said he, now losing all his former respect, you must not come in. I expect better passengers ; but, as you seem, a harmless creature, perhaps, if there be room left, I may let you ride awhile for charity."
I now took my stand by the coachman at the door, and since I could not command a seat, was resolved to be as useful as possible, and earn by my assiduity what I could not by my merit.
The next that presented for a place was a most whimsical figure indeed. He was hung round with papers of his own composing, not unlike those who sing ballads in the streets, and came dancing up to the door with all the confidence of instant admittance. The volubility of his motion and address prevented my being able to read more of his cargo than the word Inspector, which was written in great letters at the top of some of the papers. He opened the coach-door himself without any ceremony, and was just slipping in, when the coachman, with as little ceremony, pulled him back. Our figure seemed perfectly angry at this repulse, and
demanded gentleman's satisfaction. “ Lord, sir !" replied the coachman, “instead of proper luggage, by your bulk you seem loaded for a West-India voyage. You are big enough with all your papers to crack twenty stage-coaches. Excuse me, indeed, sir, for you must not enter.” Our figure now began to expostulate; he assured the coachman, that though his baggage seemed so bulky, it was perfectly light, and that he would be contented with the smallest corner of room. But Jehu was inflexible, and the carrier of the Inspectors was sent to dance back again with all his papers fluttering in the wind. We expected to have no more trouble from this quarter, when in a few minutes the same figure changed his appearance, like harlequin upon the stage, and with the same confidence again made his approaches, dressed in lace, and carrying nothing but a nosegay. Upon coming near, he thrust the nosegay to the coachman's nose, grasped the brass, and seemed now resolved to enter by violence. I found the struggle soon begin to grow hot, and the coachman, who was a little old, unable to continue the contest; so, in order to ingratiate myself, I stepped in to his assistance, and our united efforts sent our literary Proteus, though worsted, unconquered still, clear off, dancing a ri. gadoon, and smelling to his own nosegay.
The person, who after him appeared as candi. date for a place in the stage, came up with an air not quite so confident, but somewhat, however, theatrical; and, instead of entering, made the coachman a very low bow, which the other returned, and desired to see his baggage; upon which he instantly produced some farces, a tragedy, and other miscellaneous productions. The coachman, casting his eye upon the cargo, assured him, at present he could not possibly have a place, but hoped in time he might aspire to one, as he seemed to have read in the book of nature, without a careful perusal of which none ever found entrance at the Temple of Fame. “ What!” replied the disappointed poet, “shall my tragedy, in which I have vindicated the cause of liberty and virtue”-“ Follow nature," returned the other, “ and never expect to find lasting fame bỳ topics which only please from their popularity. Had you been first in the cause of freedom, or praised in virtue more than an empty name, it is possible you might have gained admittance; but at present I beg, sir, you will stand aside for another gentleman whom I see approaching."
This was a very grave personage, whom at soņie distance I took for one of the most reserved, and even disagreeable figures I had seen ; but as he approached, his appearance improved, and, when I could distinguish him thoroughly, I perceived that in spite of the severity of his brow, he had one of the most good-natured countenances that could be imagined. Upon coming to open the stage door, he lifted a parcel of folios into the seat before him, but our inquisitorial coachman at once shoved them out again. “ What! not take in my dictionary !” exclaimed the other in a rage. patient, sir," replied the coachman ; “ I have drove a coach, man and boy, these two thousand years, but I do not remember to have carried above one dictionary during the whole time. That little book which I perceive peeping from one of your pockets, may I presume to ask what it contains ?" “ A mere trifle,” replied the author; “it is called The Rambler. “ The Rambler !" says the coachman; “ I beg, sir, you'll take your place; I have heard our ladies in the court of Apollo frequently mention it with rapture; and Clio, who happens to be a little grave, has been heard to prefer it to the Spectator ; though others have observed, that the reflections, by being refined, sometimes become minute."
This grave gentleman was scarcely seated, when another, whose appearance was something more modern, seemed willing to enter, yet afraid to ask. He carried in his hand a bundle of essays, of which the coachman was curious enough to inquire the contents. “ These," replied the gentleman, are rhapsodies against the religion of my country.” “ And how can you expect to come into my coach, after thus choosing the wrong side of the question?"
Ay, but I am right,” replied the other; “ and if you give me leave, I shall in a few minutes state the argument." “ Right or wrong," said the coachman, * he who disturbs religion is a blockhead, and he shall never travel in a coach of mine." If then," said the gentleman, mustering up all his courage, “ if I am not to have admittance as an essayist, I hope I shall not be repulsed as an historian; the last volume of my history met with applause.' “ Yes,” replied the coachman, “ but I have heard only the first approved at the Temple of Fame; and as I see you have it about you, enter without further ceremony.” My attention was now diverted to a crowd, who were pushing forward a person that seemed more inclined to the Stage