Having heard some rumours respecting the strange and awful visitation under which Lord H-nl-y has for some time past been suffering, in consequence of his declared hostility to "anthems, Bolos, duets 1," &c., I took the liberty of making inquiries at his Lordship's house this morning, and lose no time in transmitting to you such particulars as I could collect. It is said that the screams of his Lordship, under the operation of this nightly concert, (which is, no doubt, some trick of the Radicals.) may be heard all over the neighbourhood. The female who personates St. Cecilia is supposed to be the same that, last year, appeared in the character of Isis, at the Rotunda. How the cherubs are managed, I have not yet ascertained. Yours, &c. Oh judgment dire on judges bold, Who meddle with music's sacred strains! And was punish'd, like H-nl-y, for his pains. But worse on the modern judge, alas! Is the sentence launch'd from Apollo's throne; For Midas was given the ears of an ass, While H-nl-y is doom'd to keep his own! ADVERTISEMENT." MISSING or lost, last Sunday night, 1830. A Waterloo coin, whereon was trac'd The' inscription, "Courage!" in letters bright, Though a little by rust of years defac'd. The metal thereof is rough and hard, And ('tis thought of late) mix'd up with brass; But it bears the stamp of Fame's award, And through all Posterity's hands will pass. How it was lost, God only knows, But certain City thieves they say, Broke in on the owner's evening doze, And filch'd this "gift of gods" away! One ne'er could, of course, the Cits suspect, If we hadn't, that evening, chanc'd to see, At the robb'd man's door, a Mare elect, With an ass to keep her company. Whosoe'er of this lost treasure knows, And if Sir Clod will bring it back, Like a trusty Baronet, wise and able, He shall have a ride on the whitest hack That's left in old King George's stable. then Prime Minister, acting under the inspirations of Sir Cl-d-s H-nt-r and other City worthies, advised his Majesty to give up his announced intention of dining with the Lord Mayor. 4 Among other remarkable attributes by which Sir Cl-d-s distinguished himself, the dazzling whiteness of his favourite steed was not the least conspicuous. MISSING. Carlton Terrace, 1832. So as to 'scape all tell-tale letters 4 WHEREAS, Lord ****** de ****** And, though inquir'd for, round and round, His Lordship's mind, of late, they say, That, while his tones were in your ear, you And swears (for he at nothing sticks) THE DANCE OF BISHOPS; OR, THE EPISCOPAL QUADRILLE. A DREAM. 1933. "Solemn dances were, on great festivals and celebrations, admitted among the primitive Christians, in which even the Bishops||||| and dignified Clergy were performers. Scaliger says, that the first Bishops were called Præsules 6, for no other reason than that they led off these dances."— Cyclopædia, art. Dances. I'VE had such a dream-a frightful dreamThough funny, mayhap, to wags 'twill seem, By all who regard the Church, like us, "Twill be thought exceedingly ominous! As reading in bed I lay last night- Scarce had my eyelids time to close There was Bristol capering up to Derry, Meantime, while pamphlets stuff'd his pockets, (All out of date, like spent sky-rockets,) 5 Written on the passing of the memorable Bill, in the year 1933, for the abolition of ten Irish Bishoprics. 6 Literally, First Dancers. 7" And what does Moses say?"- One of the ejaculations with which this eminent prelate enlivened his famous speech on the Catholic question. Our Exeter stood forth to caper, As high on the floor as he doth on paper- Such balonnés', such-rigmaroles, Now high, now low, now this, now that, That none could guess, what the devil he'd be at; But alas, alas! while thus so gay, That ere one could say, ""Tis there," 'twas past Nor this the worst:- still danc'd they on, N. B. As ladies in years, it seems, DICK A CHARACTER. Or various scraps and fragments built, A description of the method of executing this step may be useful to future performers in the same line: "Ce pas est composé de deux mouvemens différens, savoir, plier, et sauter sur un pied, et se rejeter sur l'autre.”—Dictionnaire de Danse, art. Contretemps. 2"He objected to the maintenance and education of a clergy bound by the particular vows of celibacy, which, as it were, gave them the church as their only family, making it fill the places of father and ST. S-NCL-R rose and declar'd in sooth, mother and brother."-Debate on the Grant to Maynooth College, The Times, April 19. 3 "It had always appeared to him that between the Catholic and Protestant a great gulj intervened, which rendered it impossible," &c. 4 "The Baptist might acceptably extend the offices of religion to the Presbyterian and the Independent, or the member of the Church of England to any of the other three; but the Catholic," &c. St. M--n-d-v-le was the next that rose,- Next jump'd St. J-hnst-n jollily forth, There stood my Lord Eld-n, endorsing it "Glass," Though as to which side should lie uppermost, doubting. The freight was, however, stow'd safe in the hold; The winds were polite, and the moon look'd romantic, [roll'd, While off in the good ship "The Truth" we were With our ethical cargo, across the Atlantic. Long, dolefully long, seem'd the voyage we made; For "The Truth," at all times but a very slow sailer, By friends, near as much as by foes, is delay'd, And few come aboard her, though so many hail her. At length, safe arriv'd, I went through “tare and tret," Deliver'd my goods in the primest condition, And next morning read, in the Bridgetown Gazette, "Just arriv'd by The Truth,' a new moral po sition." "The Captain "-here, startled to find myself nam'd As "the Captain "-(a thing which, I own it with pain, [asham'd. I through life have avoided,) I woke-look'd Found I wasn't a captain, and doz'd off again. MORAL POSITIONS. A DREAM. "His Lordship said that it took a long time for a moral position to find its way across the Atlantic. He was very sorry that its voyage had been so long," &c. - Speech of Lord Dudley and Ward on Colonial Slavery, March 8. T'OTHER night, after hearing Lord Dudley's oration (A treat that comes once a-year as May-day does), I dreamt that I saw-what a strange operation! A "moral position" shipp'd off for Barbadoes. The whole Bench of Bishops stood by in grave attitudes, Packing the article tidy and neat; — As their Rev'rences know, that in southerly latitudes "Moral positions" don't keep very sweet. There was B-th-st arranging the custom-house pass; [routing, And, to guard the frail package from tousing and "Could he then, holding as he did a spiritual office in the Church of Scotland, (crics of hear, and laughter,) with any consistency give his consent to a grant of money?" &c. "I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer."— Much Ado about Nothing. 3" What, he asked, was the use of the Reformation? What was the use of the Articles of the Church of England, or of the Church of Scotland?" &c. "The East-India Question, the Bank, the Five Powers, "(Now turn'd into two) with their rigmarole Protocols;' "Ha! ha! ye gods, how this new friend of ours "Will knock, right and left, all diplomacy's what-d'ye-calls! "Yes, rather than Whigs at our downfall should mock, "Meet planets, and suns, in one general hustle! "While, happy in vengeance, we welcome the shock But too awful that sight for a spirit so shaken,Down dropp'd the poor Tory in fits and grimaces, Then off to the Bedlam in Charles Street was taken, And is now one of Halford's most favourite cases. FROM THE HON. HENRY. TO LADY EMMA Paris, March 30, 1832. "That shall jerk from their places, Grey, Al- You bid me explain, my dear angry Ma'amselle, thorp, and Russell." How I came thus to bolt without saying farewell; And the truth is, as truth you will have, my sweet railer, There are two worthy persons I always feel loth To take leave of at starting,-my mistress and tailor,[both; As somehow one always has scenes with them The Snip in ill-humour, the Syren in tears, She calling on Heaven, and he on the' attorney,Till sometimes, in short, 'twixt his duns and her dears, A young gentleman risks being stopp'd in his journey. But, to come to the point, though you think, I dare say, That 'tis debt or the Cholera drives me away, 'Pon honour you're wrong;-such a mere baga telle As a pestilence, nobody, now-a-days, fears; And the fact is, my love, I'm thus bolting, pellmell, [Peers; To get out of the way of these horrid new This deluge of coronets, frightful to think of, Which England is now, for her sins, on the brink of; This coinage of nobles,—coin'd, all of 'em, badly, And sure to bring Counts to a discount most sadly. Only think, to have Lords overrunning the nation, As plenty as frogs in a Dutch inundation; list of, Two legs and a coronet all they consist of: (My particular friend) says is perfectly true, That, so dire the alternative, nobody knows, "Twixt the Peers and the Pestilence, what he's to do; |