No, 'twas not then the time to weave a net LETTER XI. FROM PHELIM CONNOR TO YES, 'twas a cause, as noble and as great A Nation's right to speak a Nation's voice, Oh, 'twas not then the time for tame debates, 1 See Elian, lib. v. cap. 29,- who tells us that these geese, from a consciousness of their own loquacity, always cross Mount Taurus with stones in their bills, to prevent any unlucky cackle from betraying them to the eagles – διαπετονται σιωπώντες. 2 Somebody (Fontenelle, I believe,) has said, that if he had his LETTER XII. FROM MISS BIDDY FUDGE TO MISS DOROTHY Except, indeed, dear Colonel CALICOT spies If I knew but the French for it, "Lord, Sir, for shame!" hand full of truths, he would open but one finger at a time: ani the same sort of reserve I find to be necessary with respect to Mr. Connor's very plain-spoken letters. The remainder of this Epistle is so full of unsafe matter-of-fact, that it must, for the present at least, be withheld from the public. 1 Well, the morning was lovely-the trees in full dress For the happy occasion-the sunshine express- Though late when we started, the scent of the air Was like GATTIE's rose-water, and, bright, here and there, On the grass an odd dew-drop was glittering yet, Like my aunt's diamond pin on her green tabbinet! While the birds seem'd to warble as blest on the boughs, As if each a plum'd Calicot had for her spouse; And the grapes were all blushing and kissing in rows, And-in short, need I tell you, wherever one goes So martial his features! dear DOLL, you can trace It appears, too, he made-as most foreigners do- And-oh, what will genius and fancy not do?— "Tied the leaves up together with nompareille blue!" What a trait of Rousseau! what a crowd of emotions From sand and blue ribbons are conjur'd up here! Alas, that a man of such exquisite 3 notions Should send his poor brats to the Foundling, my dear! As, full of romance, through that valley we wander'd. For example-misled by the names, I dare say-The flannel (one's train of ideas, how odd it is!) He confounded JACK CASTLES with Lord C -GH; And sure such a blunder no mortal hit ever Led us to talk about other commodities, Cambric, and silk, and—I ne'er shall forget, For the sun was then hast'ning in pomp to its set, Fancied the present Lord C-MD-N the clever one! And full on the Colonel's dark whiskers shone on But politics ne'er were the sweet fellow's trade! 'Twas for war and the ladies my Colonel was made. And, oh, had you heard, as together we walk'd Through that beautiful forest, how sweetly he talk'd; 1 The column in the Place Vendôme. Employant pour cela le plus beau papier doré, séchant l'écritare avec de la poudre d'azur et d'argent, et cousant mes cahiers aver de la nompareille bleue."- Les Confessions, part ii. liv. 9. This word, "exquisite," is evidently a favourite of Miss Fudge's; and I understand she was not a little angry when her brother Bob committed a pun on the last two syllables of it in the following couplet : "I'd fain praise your Poern-but tell me, how is it down, When he ask'd me, with eagerness,—who made my gown? The question confused me -for, DOLL, you must know, And I ought to have told my best friend long ago, 4 The flower which Rousseau brought into such fashion among the Parisians, by exclaiming one day," Ah, voilà de la pervenche!" 5" Mon ours, voilà votre asyle-et vous, mon ours, ne viendrez vous pas aussi ?"-&c. &c. 6" Un jour, qu'il geloit très-fort, en ouvrant un paquet qu'elle m'envoyoit, je trouvai un petit jupon de flanelle d'Angleterre, qu'elle me marquoit avoir porté, et dont elle vouloit que je me fisse faire un gilet. Ce soin, plus qu'amical, me parut si tendre, comme si elle se fut dépouillée pour me vêtir, que, dans mon émotion, je baisai vingt fois en pleurant le billet et le jupon." That, by Pa's strict command, I no longer employ1 It seems is, at present, the King's mantua-maker- The Colonel's opinion-my cheeks were quite glowing; I stammer'd out something-nay, even half nam'd 66 TORINE!" -h, VIC But here I must finish-for BOB, my dear DOLLY, "O'er the grave of such talents to utter my moans; "And, to-day-as my stomach is not in good cue "For the flesh of the VERYS-I'll visit their bones!" He insists upon my going with him-how teasing! This letter, however, dear DOLLY, shall lie Unseal'd in my draw'r, that, if anything pleasing Occurs while I'm out, I may tell you—good-bye. B. F. 1 Miss Biddy's notions of French pronunciation may be perceived in the rhymes she always selects for "Le Roi." 2" LE ROI, who was the Couturière of the Empress Maria Louisa, is at present, of course, out of fashion, and is succeeded in her station by the Royalist mantua-maker, VICTORINE. Four o'clock. Oh, DOLLY, dear DOLLY, I'm ruin'd for ever — (Ah, little I thought who the shopman would prove,) To bespeak me a few of those mouchoirs de poche, Which, in happier hours, I have sigh'd for, my love The man, whom I fondly had fancied a King, And, when that too delightful illusion was past, As a hero had worshipp'd-vile,treacherous thingTo turn out but a low linen-draper at last! My head swam around-the wretch smil'd, I believe, But his smiling, alas, could no longer deceiveI fell back on BOB-my whole heart seem'd to wither And, pale as a ghost, I was carried back hither! I only remember that BOB, as I caught him, With cruel facetiousness said, "Curse the Kiddy! "A staunch Revolutionist always I've thought him, "But now I find out he's a Counter one, BIDDY!" 3 It is the brother of the present excellent Restaurateur who lies entombed so magnificently in the Cimetière Montmartre. The isscription on the column at the head of the tomb concludes with the following words :-"Toute sa vie fut consacrée aux arts utiles.” Only think, my dear creature, if this should be known To that saucy, satirical thing, Miss MALONE! What a story 'twill be at Shandangan for ever! What laughs and what quizzing she'll have with the men! It will spread through the country- and never, oh, never Can BIDDY be seen at Kilrandy again! Farewell I shall do something desp'rate, I fearAnd, ah! if my fate ever reaches your ear, One tear of compassion my DOLL will not grudge To her poor-broken-hearted-young friend, BIDDY FUDGE. Nota bene-I am sure you will hear, with delight, That we're going, all three, to see BRUNET tonight, A laugh will revive me—and kind Mr. Cox (Do you know him?) has got us the Governor's box. |