EPSOM RACES. "Sher, I'm de moder of de poor Chew lad, "Dat meet mishfartin here so bad «Sher, I muss haf de shilling back, you know, "Ass Moses haf nat see de show.' EPSOM RACES. COME, Madam Musc, new nib thy pen, And put on thy best graces; Curricles, coaches, chaises, giggs, The young, the old, the brown, the fair, The mania spreads, from Berkeley-square, Miss Drugget cries-" My sweet papa, In order to go safe and slow, I doates upon the country now; How sweet the wernal breezes ! We'll take our dinner, too, I wow, And dine beneath the treezes,' Old Drugget shook his cranium wise, EPSOM RACES. What, tho' old Dobbin 's lost both eyes, You cruel man, you 're more severe, So, Mr. Drugget, pray give o'er, The cit found all resistance nought, The chaise was hir'd, provisions bought, Through ev'ry village that they went, Old Drugget laid on many a blow, At length he turn'd to spousy dear, Reaching, at last, the crowded course, The cit exclaim'd-" Confound this din, H 73 What with the fagging that I've had, But when the racing list he reads, Sure there was never such a scene, Ent'ring a booth, a dextrous cheat, Tempted by play's inviting call, A guinea bright he ventures; And views the circling of the ball, On expectation's tenters. Breathless with joy, he gain'd his chaise, With dreadful ire his bosom burn'd, Away went Drugget and his dear, Away went ham and chicken; MURPHY DELANEY. With bottles, glasses, wine and beer, There, too, good lack, between the wheels 'Midst copious streams of porter! 'I've lost my wig," poor Drugget roar'd, The unlucky chaise went quite to pot, Arriv'd at home, th' enrag'd cit, 75 MURPHY DELANEY. (c. DIRDIN, JUN.) IT was Murphy Delaney, so funny and frisky, Popp'd in a sheebeen shop to get his skin full; And reel'd out again pretty well lin'd with whiskey, So fresh as a shamrock, and blind as a bull; But a trifling accident happen'd our rover, Who took the quay-side for the floor of his shed And the keel of a coal-barge he just tumbled over And thought all the time he was going to-bed; And sing fillalloo, hubbaboo, whack, botheration, Every man in his humour, as Kate kiss'd the pig! 76 THE OWL AND THE PARROT. Some folks passing by, drew him out of the river, And got a horse-doctor his sickness to mend Who swore that poor Pat was no longer a liver, But dead as the devil, and there was an end: So they sent for the coroner's jury to try him, ; But Pat, not half liking the comical strife, Fell to twisting and turning the while they sat by him, And came (when he found it convenient) to life; Sing fillalloo, &c. Says Pat to the jury, "Your worships, an't please you, I don't think I'm dead; so what is it you 'd do?" "Not dead!" said the foreman, "you spalpeen, be easy, "Do you think, do n't the doctor know better than you?" So then they went on in the business further; Then brought poor Delaney in guilty of murder, And swore they would hang him in spite of his teeth; Sing fillallo, &c. But Paddy click'd hold of a clumsy shelaly, While he like the devil about him did pay; THE OWL AND THE PARROT. (PINDAR.) AN OWL fell desp'rately in love, poor soul! |