MONSIEUR TONSON. The Frenchman now perceiv'd 'twas all in vain And strait in rage began his crest to rear- 35 "Got tam, I swear, no Monsieur Tonson here!" True as the night, King went, and heard a strife Our hero, with the firmness of a rock, Utt'ring the old enquiry, calmly stood- With, "Well, I'll call when you 're in gentler mood." In short, our hero, with the same intent, It happen'd that our wag, about this time, To London, with impatient hope, he flies, He fain must stroll, the well known haunt to trace; "Ah, here's the scene of frequent mirth" he said, "My poor old Frenchman, I suppose, is dead— "Egad, I'll knock, and see who holds his place." 1 36 LODGINGS FOR SINGLE GENTLEMEN With rapid strokes he makes the mansion roar, Without one thought of the relentless foe, As if some hideous spectre struck his sight, His face, indeed, bespoke a heart full sore- LODGINGS FOR SINGLE GENTLEMEN. (COLMAN, JUNIOR.) WHO has e'er been in London, that overgrown place, Has seen Lodgings to Let' stare him full in the face: Some are good, and let dearly; while some, 'tis well known, Are so dear, and so bad, they are best let alone. WILL WADDLE, whose temper was studious and Hired lodgings that took Single Gentlemen only; LODGINGS FOR SINGLE GENTLEMEN. 37 He enter'd his rooms, and to bed he retreated; Next night 'twas the same!-and the next;—and the next; He perspired like an ox; he was nervous, and vex'd; Week pass'd after week; till by weekly succession, His weakly condition was past all expression. In six months, his acquaintance began much to doubt him; For his skin, like a lady's loose gown,' hung about him; He sent for a Doctor; and cried, like a ninny,* "I have lost many pounds-make we well-there's a guinea." The Doctor look'd wise:-" a slow fever," he said: Prescribed sudorificks, and going to bed. "Sudorificks in bed, (exclaim'd Will,) are humbugs; "I've enough of them there, without paying for drugs." WILL kick'd out the Doctor :-but, when ill indeed, F'en dismissing the Doctor don't always succeed; So, calling his host,--he said,--" Sir do you know, "I'm the fat single Gentleman, six months ago? "Look 'e, landlord, I think," argued Will, with a grin, "That with honest intentions you first took me in; "But from the first night-and to say it I'm bold"I have been so damn'd hot, that I'm sure I caught cold," Quoth the landlord-" till now, I ne'er had a dispute; "I've let lodgings ten years;-I'm a Baker to boot; E |