NO TRICKS UPON TRAVELLERS. And now along the road they're walking, "Knows skilful how to turn to hip;* "Giving your heels the cleanest trip, "Will lay you on your back so snug.' "Will 'a"? quoth Toм, "ef SIR, you'll caal "And make the COACHMAN stop-we'll try a fual; "For tho' 'tis dark, and we can't see, "Yet 'tis as vair for him as me." Now matters being settl'd thus, He rais'd our hero from the ground; And-" hop'd, his friend-the RUSSIAN there," (Making a formal bow profound) "Had, like a Gem'man, play'd him fair." "Why, in his way-I must allow "The Gentleman play'd vair enow; "But lord!-sich strength before I never feel'd; "Why, es a Liant!! † "A hugg'd me up-as thof wor a cheeld, "And he a Giant!! A term made use of amongst wrestlers. Lion. THE COUNTRY BUMPKIN But now the day began to dawn, Saying "kind Gentlemen I thonk ye;" His late antagonista BEAR! The Pickpocket -a MONKEY! "TRICKS UPON TRAVELLERS-wont do for me! "D'ye sarve me so you son o' bitch!" "Lie there," quoth Toм, "you fiddling lout, A wrestling term. THE COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND THE RAZOR-SELLER. (PINDAR.) FORBEAR, my friends, to sacrifice your fame To sordid gain, unless that you are starving! I own, that hunger will indulgence claim, For hard stone heads, and landscape-carving, In order to make haste to sell and eat; |