THE FIRST PAIR. ADAM alone could not be easy, So he must have a wife, an' please ye; Out of a rib, sir, from his side, THE THOUGHT, OR, A SONG OF SIMILIES. I'VE thought, the fair Narcissa cries ; What is it like, sir?" Like your eyes— ""Tis like a doctor-like a whale-" For that's the thought, upon my word. "Because 'tis most an end behind. ""Tis like a key, for 'twill undo one; "'Tis like a purge, for 'twill run thro' one; "'Tis often carried 'fore the May'r ; 108 THE ASTRONOMER'S ROOM. " 'Tis like the sun, because 'tis gilt, "Besides it travels in a belt. ""Tis like the Dutch, we plainly see, "Because that state, whenever we "A push for our own int'rest make, "Does instantly our sides forsake." The moon?" Why, when all 's said and donc, "A sword is very like the moon; "For if his majesty (God bless him) "When county sheriff comes t' address him, "Is pleas'd his favours to bestow "On him before him kneeling low, "This o'er his shoulders glitters bright, "And gives the glory to the knight (night): . ""Tis like a kilderkin, no doubt, "For it 's not long in drawing out. "'Tis like a Doctor; for who will "But since all swords are swords, d'ye see, THE ASTRONOMER'S ROOM. ONE day I call'd, and, Philo out, I op'd the door, and look'd about; Item.-A bed without a curtain, A broken jar to empty dirt in, A candlestick, a greasy night-cap, A spitting-pot to catch what might hap; THE FLY AND SPIDER. A three legg'd stool, a four legg'd table, 109 THE FLY AND SPIDER. (PINDAR.) "GOOD-MORROW, dear Miss Fly," quoth gallant Grim, "Good-morrow, sir,"-reply'd Miss Fly to him. "Walk in, Miss, pray, and see what I'm about." "I'm much oblig'd t' ye, sir," Miss Fly rejoin'd; "My eyes are both so very good, I find, "That I can plainly see the whole without." L "Fine weather, Miss !"-" Yes, very, very fine," Quoth Miss-" prodigious fine indeed!" "But why so coy?" quoth Grim, " that you decline "To put within my bow'r your pretty head?" ""Tis simply this," Quoth cautious Miss; "I fear you'd like my pretty head so well, "You'd keep it for yourself, sir:who can tell?" "Then let me squeeze your lovely hand, my dear, "And prove that all your dread is foolish, vain.” "I've a sore finger, sir; nay, more, I fear, "You really would not let it go again." "Poh, poh, child, pray dismiss your idle dread; "I would not hurt a hair of that sweet head, "Come, then, with one kind kiss of friendship meet me.' "La sir," quoth Miss, with seeming artless tongue, "I fear our salutation would be long; "So loving, too, I fear that you would-eat me." So saying, with a smile she left the rogue, A TALE. (BY THE REV. MR. BISHOP.) No plate had John and Joan to hoard, Plain folk in humble plight; One only tankard crown'd their board, Along whose inner bottom sketch'd, Some rude engraver's hand had etch'd, POVERTY AND POETRY. John swallow'd first a mod'rate sup; But Joan was not like John ; For when her lips once touch'd the cup, John often urg'd her to drink fair, When John found all remonstrance vain, And, where the angel stood so plain, Joan saw the horns, Joan saw the tail, John star'd, with wonder petrify'd, "O John," said she," am I to blame? POVERTY AND POETRY. 'TWAS sung of old, how one Amphion Could by his verses tame a lion; And by his strange enchanting tunes 111 |