The weary Dean goes to his Chamber, How in the Lake the Dean was drench'd: And fav'd his Oar, but loft his Hat: Tells Tells ev'ry thing, that you can think of; And fince he owns, the King of Sweden "Down the Black Sea and up the Streights, *A News-Writer. This This grand Event half broke our Measures; A Paftoral Dialogue. DERMOT, SHEELAH. A Nymph and Swain, Sheelab and Dermot hignt, Who want to weed the Court of Gosford While each with ftubbed Knife remov'd the Roors, That rais'd between the Stones their daily Shoots; As at their Work they fat in counterview, With mutual Beauty limit, their Paffion grow. Sing heavenly Mufe in tweetly flowing Strain The foft Endearments of the Nymph and Swain. DERMOT DERMOT. My Love to Sheelab is more firmly fixt Than strongest Weeds, that grow these Stones betwixt : My Spud these Nettles from the Stones can part, No Knife fo kecn to weed thee from my Heart. SHEELA H. My Love for gentle Dermot fafter grows Than yon tall Dock, that rises to thy Nose. Cut down the Dock, 'twill sprout again; but O! Love rooted out, again will never grow. DERMO T. No more that Bry'r thy tender Legs fhall rake (I fpare the Thistle for Sir Arthur's Sake.) Sharp are the Stones, take thou this rufhy Matt; The hardest Bum will bruize with fitting fquat. SHEELA H. Thy Breeches torn behind stand gaping wide ; This Petticoat fhall fave thy dear Back-side; Nor need I blush, although you feel it wet; Dermot, I vow, 'tis nothing else but Sweat. DERMOT. DERMOT. At an old stubborn Root I chanc'd to tug, When the Dean threw me this Tobacco Plug: A longer half-porth never did I see; This, dearest Sheelab, thou fhalt share with me. SHEELA H. In at the Pantry door this Morn I flipt, And from the Shelf a charming Cruft I whipt; Dennis was out, and I got hither fafe; And thou, my Dear, fhalt have the bigger half, DERMOT. When you faw Tady at long Bullets play, You fat and lows'd him all the Sunshine Day. How could you, Sheelah, liften to his Tales, Or crack fuch Lice as his between your Nails? SHEELA H. When you with Oonah stood behind a Ditch, I pecp'd and faw you kifs the dirty Bitch. Dermot, how could you touch those nafty Sluts? I almost wifh'd this Spud were in your Guts. DERMO T. If Oonab once I kiss'd, forbear to chide ; Her Aunt's my Gothip by ray Father's Side: But, if I ever touch her Lips again, May I be doom'd for Lite to weed in Rain. SHEELAH. |