And thus they miss'd and thus they hit, While others of a pun miscarried. 'Twas one of those facetious nights From whence it can be fairly trac'd All this I'll prove, and then-to you Long may your ancient inmates give Their mantles to your modern lodgers, And Charles's loves in H-the-te live, And Charles's bards revive in Rogers! T T Let no pedantic fools be there, For ever be those fops abolish'd, With heads as wooden as thy ware, And, Heaven knows! not half so polish'd. But still receive the mild, the gay, ΤΟ NEVER mind how the pedagogue proses, The lip, that's so scented by roses, Old Cloe, whose withering kisses Have long set the loves at defiance, Now, done with the science of blisses, May fly to the blisses of science! Young Sappho, for want of employments, Alone o'er her Ovid may melt, Condemn'd but to read of enjoyments, Which wiser Corinna had felt. But for you to be buried in books- Read more than in millions of pages! Astronomy finds in your eye Better light than she studies above, In Ethics-'tis you that can check, In a minute, their doubts and their quarrels ; Oh! shew but that mole on your neck, And 'twill soon put an end to their morals. Your Arithmetic only can trip When to kiss and to count you endeavour; But Eloquence glows on your lip When you swear, that you'll love me for ever. Thus you see, what a brilliant alliance A course of more exquisite science Man never need wish to go through! And, oh!-if a fellow like me May confer a diploma of hearts, With my lip thus I seal your degree, My divine little Mistress of Arts! BUT, whither have these gentle ones, Upon the Doctors and Scholastics, Polyglotts and-all their sisters, The instant I have got the whim in, Off I fly with nuns and women, The volume has already been so unnecessarily protracted, that I give but an extract from this Poem, and shall, for the present, suppress the notes. |