able patterns.—Long-necked SPURS, full fix inches, with tearing rowels.

VI. FUNERALS PERFORMED, in a fhowy and elegant manner, amazingly cheap.

N. B. There is not a greater impofition upon

mankind than in the above article. It is, no doubt, respectful to the memory of the dead, and gratifying to the vanity of the living, to have funerals very pompous and magnificent; and it is thought mean to challenge an undertaker's bill when the tear is in the eye. But families may now have all the fplendor of a magnificent funeral at a very easy rate, by applying to the Advertiser, who has invented the most elegant flipping gilt cafe mountings and trappings of every kind for coffins, of all fizes, which are easily drawn up after the coffin reaches the ground. By this fimple contrivance, the living may have the benefit of many a good dinner, which the burying the dead with coftly funeral ornaments often deprives them of.

VII. PERFUMERY of all kinds, warranted genuine, and every article belonging to this branch of business at aftonishingly low terms.

VERITABLE BEARS GREASE, as cheap as hogs lard or falt butter.-Scented Pomatums hard and

foft,

entreated to take notice, that the character of a Perfon of Tafte is often obtained by the poffeffion of a neat well chofen collection of books, and that even wooden books, if locked in a deep book-cafe, have helped a person to a reputation for literature ; but here, if a book should have the chance to be opened, the real impreffion of types will be seen, and the owner prevented from the uneafinefs frequently attendant on wooden libraries, that of being expofed to ridicule, and of feeing a gilded volume torn from its glue, and lacerating his brother'ş fides.

SERMONS warranted unpreached, written in a fair eafy hand.-Also a Collection of Sermons, which render going to church unneceffary,

N. B. Wanted a PRINTER who has learned the Alphabet; and handfome encouragement to one who can read manufcript.

V. JEWELLERY AND PLATE of all kinds, warranted to look as well as the most costly, and to laft a fufficient time for the price.-Handfome WATCHES as cheap as Wooden Clocks, and warranted to go many hours after purchase.-Handfome mounted SHOW SWORDS, with cane blades. -PISTOLS, gold bufhed, and unperforated touchholes, to render duels harmless, and to fave fafhionable honour.-Enormous BUCKLES, offafhion

able

able patterns.-Long-necked SPURS, full fix inches, with tearing rowels.

VI. FUNERALS PERFORMED, in a showy and elegant manner, amazingly cheap.

N. B. There is not a greater impofition upon mankind than in the above article. It is, no doubt, refpectful to the memory of the dead, and gratifying to the vanity of the living, to have funerals very pompous and magnificent; and it is thought mean to challenge an undertaker's bill when the tear is in the eye. But families may now have all the fplendor of a magnificent funeral at a very eafy rate, by applying to the Advertiser, who has invented the most elegant flipping gilt cafe mountings and trappings of every kind for coffins, of all fizes, which are easily drawn up after the coffin reaches the ground. By this fimple contrivance, the living may have the benefit of many a good dinner, which the burying the dead with coftly funeral ornaments often deprives them of.

VII. PERFUMERY of all kinds, warranted genuine, and every article belonging to this branch of business at astonishingly low terms.

VERITABLE BEARS GREASE, as cheap as hogs lard or falt butter.-Scented Pomatums hard and

foft,

foft, as cheap as mutton-fuet.-Vegetable Milk of Rofes, cheaper than affes milk.-Also Vegetable Chicken Gloves and Circaffian Bloom.-Elastic Wigs, more natural than the hair.-Ladies Tetes and Curls, as cheap as horfe and cow tails,-The best Hairpowder, as cheap as common flour.-Marefchal Powder, with the true fpice and musk flavour, as cheap as pepper and falt.-Red, Pink, and Brown Hair-powders, as cheap as brick-duft or pounded tanners bark.

VIII. PATENT ARTICLES of every kind, cheaper than any Patentee can afford to fell them.

-Among others, he recommends the Patent. AUTOMATON FIGURE, which ftands on the table by the plate at dinner or fupper, and, by lifting the meat to the mouth, faves Ladies and Gentlemen the trouble of feeding theinfelves-Alfo the Figure for Writing Letters, without the danger of bad fpelling, of which the living are so often guilty.— Patent Elaftic Handkerchiefs, which wring the nose without the affistance of the thumb and finger.

Patent Wigs, to fit closer than the hair.-Patent Behinds of all fizes, cool and light-Patent Bofoms, PROMINENT beyond all belief!-Patent Gloves.Patent Shoes, Stockings, and Buckles.-Patent Elaftic Breeches, which do not require above a week to be able to walk in.-Patent Hats, Bonnets, and Night-caps.-Patent Thimbles, Ear-pickers, and Tooth-picks.-Twenty different kinds of Patent Tooth-powders, for fcouring the teeth to tranfpa

rency:

rency.-Patent Rolls and Butter.-Patent Bifcuit. -Patent Snuff and Tobacco, &c. &c. &c.

IX. GENUINE SPIRITS of all kinds retailed in fmall quantities, at a much lower price than the King's duty.-Rum not too much whifkified.-True Holland Gin distilled by the best makers in town and country.

N. B. These Genuine Spirits are all from an EN

TERED EXCISE CELLAR.

X. GENUINE FOREIGN WHITE AND RED WINES, laft vintage, as cheap as home-brewed.— Currant Wine, of vintage 1780, of the fame quality and price as the above.

XI. TEA warranted not overloaded with floe or elder leaves, and properly mixed.-Congo as cheap as chopped hay, and others in proportion.

HAWKERS well treated, and enabled to fell to private families at a handfome profit.

N. B. As a great calamity has happened to our fellow countrymen in the West Indies, the loweft fugars will be raised only 3d. per lb.* that we may retain a remembrance of their misfortunes,

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* On the news of the hurricane in the West Indies, fugars inftantly started 3d. per lb.