Sir Humphry, shooting in the dark, Makes answer quite beside the mark: No doubt, my dear, I bade him come, Engaged myself to be at home, And shall expect him at the door Precisely when the clock strikes four. You are so deaf, the lady cried (And raised her voice, and frown'd beside), You are so sadly deaf, my dear, What shall I do to make you hear? Dismiss poor Harry! he replies; Some people are more nice than wise, For one slight trespass all this stir? What if he did ride whip and spur? 'Twas but a mile-your favourite horse Will never look one hair the worse.
Well, I protest 'tis past all bearing- Child; I am rather hard of hearing- Yes, truly-one must scream and bawl; I tell you, you can't hear at all! Then, with a voice exceeding low, No matter if you hear or no. Alas! and is domestic strife, That sorest ill of human life, A plague so little to be fear'd As to be wantonly incurr'd, To gratify a fretful passion, On every trivial provocation? The kindest and the happiest pair Will find occasion to forbear; And something, every day they live, To pity, and perhaps forgive. But if infirmities, that fall In common to the lot of all,
A blemish or a sense impair'd, Are crimes so little to be spared, Then farewell all that must create The comfort of the wedded state; Instead of harmony, 'tis jar, And tumult, and intestine war.
The love that cheers life's latest stage, Proof against sickness and old age, Preserved by virtue from declension, Becomes not weary of attention; But lives, when that exterior grace Which first inspired the flame decays. 'Tis gentle, delicate, and kind, To faults compassionate or blind, And will with sympathy endure Those evils it would gladly cure: But angry, coarse, and harsh expression Shows love to be a mere profession; Proves that the heart is none of his, Or soon expels him if it is.
LOVE ABUSED.
WHAT is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife,
When friendship, love, and peace combine To stamp the marriage-bond divine? The stream of pure and genuine love Derives its current from above; And earth a second Eden shows Where'er the healing water flows: But ah, if, from the dykes and drains Of sensual nature's feverish veins,
PAIRING TIME ANTICIPATED.
Lust, like a lawless, headstrong flood Impregnated with ooze and mud, Descending fast on every side, Once mingles with the sacred tide, Farewell the soul-enlivening scene! The banks that wore a smiling green, With rank defilement overspread, Bewail their flowery beauties dead. The stream polluted, dark, and dull, Diffused into a Stygian pool, Through life's last, melancholy years Is fed with ever flowing tears: Complaints supply the zephyr's part, And sighs that heave a breaking heart.
PAIRING TIME ANTICIPATED. A Fable.
I SHALL not ask Jean Jacques Rousseau If birds confabulate or no;
'Tis clear that they were always able To hold discourse-at least in fable; And e'en the child, that knows no better Than to interpret by the letter
A story of a cock and bull,
Must have a most uncommon skull.
It chanced then on a winter's day, But warm and bright, and calm as May, The birds, conceiving a design To forestall sweet St. Valentine,
In many an orchard, copse, and grove Assembled on affairs of love,
PAIRING TIME ANTICIPATED.
And with much twitter and much chatter Began to agitate the matter.
At length a Bulfinch, who could boast More years and wisdom than the most, Entreated, opening wide his beak, A moment's liberty to speak; And silence publicly enjoin'd, Deliver'd briefly thus his mind: My friends! be cautious how ye treat The subject upon which we meet; I fear we shall have winter yet.
A Finch, whose tongue knew no control, With golden wing and satin poll, A last year's bird, who ne'er had tried What marriage means, thus pert replied: Methinks the gentleman, quoth she, Opposite in the apple-tree,
By his good will would keep us single Till yonder heaven and earth shall mingle, Or (which is likelier to befall)
Till death exterminate us all.
marry without more ado;
My dear Dick Redcap, what say you?
Dick heard, and tweedling, ogling, bridling, Turning short round, strutting, and sideling, Attested, glad, his approbation
Of an immediate conjugation. Their sentiments so well express'd
Influenced mightily the rest;
All pair'd, and each pair built a nest.
But though the birds were thus in haste,
The leaves came on not quite so fast, And Destiny, that sometimes bears An aspect stern on man's affairs, Not altogether smiled on theirs.
The wind, of late breathed gently forth, Now shifted east, and east by north; Bare trees and shrubs but ill, you know, Could shelter them from rain or snow; Stepping into their nests, they paddled, Themselves were chill'd, their eggs were addled; Soon every father bird and mother
Grew quarrelsome, and peck'd each other, Parted without the least regret, Except that they had ever met, And learn'd in future to be wiser Than to neglect a good adviser.
Misses! the tale that I relate
This lesson seems to carry- Choose not alone a proper mate, But proper time to marry.
A HERMIT (or if chance you hold That title now too trite and old) A man, once young, who lived retired As hermit could have well desired, His hours of study closed at last, And finish'd his concise repast, Stoppled his cruse, replaced his book Within its customary nook,
And, staff in hand, set forth to share The sober cordial of sweet air,
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