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though tenderness is a requisite quality in an instructor, yet there is too often the truest tenderness in well-timed correction.
Some have justly observed, that all passion should be banished on this terrible occasion; but I know not how; there is a frailty attending human nature, that few masters are able to keep their temper whilst they correct. I knew a good-natured man, who was sensible of his own weakness in this respect, and consequently had recourse to the following expedient to prevent his passions from being engaged, yet at the same time administer justice with impartiality. Whenever
any of his pupils committed a fault, he summoned a jury of his peers, I mean of the boys of his own or the next claffes to him; his accusers stood forth; he had a liberty of pleading in his own defence, and one or two more had a liberty of pleading against him: when found guilty by the pannel, he was consigned to the footman, who attended in the house, who had previous orders to punish, but with lenity. By this means the master took off the odium of punishment from himself; and the footman, between whom and the boys there could not be even the fightest intimacy, was placed in such a light as to be shunned by every boy in the school *.
And now I have gone thus far, perhaps you will think me some pedagogue, willing by a well-timed puff, to increase the reputation of his own school but such is not the case. The regard I have for society, for those tender minds who are the objects
* This dissertation was thus far introduced into the volume of essays, afterwards publithed by Dr. Goldsmith, with the following observation:
This treatise was published before Rousseau's Emilius: if there be a fimilitude in any one instance, it is hoped the author of the present essay will not be termed a plagiarist.
of the present essay, is the only motive I have for 'offering those thoughts, calculated not to surprize by their novelty, or the elegance of composition, but merely to remedy fome defects which have crept into the present fyftem of school education. If this letter should be inserted, perhaps I may trouble you in my next with some thoughts upon an university education, not with an intent to exhaust the subject, but to amend some few abuses. I am, &c.
ON THE INSTABILITY
OF WORLDLY GRANDEUR.
AN alehouse-keeper near Islington, who had long lived at the sign of the French king, upon the commencement of the last war with France, pulled down his old sign, and put up the queen of Hungary.
Under the influence of her red face and golden sceptre, he continued to tell ale till she was no longer the favourite of his customers; he changed her therefore some time ago for the king of Prussia, who may probably be changed in turn for the next great man that shall be set up for vulgar admiration.
Our publican in this imitates the great exactly, who deal out their figures one after the other to the gazing crowd beneath them. When we have sufficiently wondered at one, that is taken in, and another exhibited in its room, which feldom holds its station long ; for the mob are ever pleased with variety.
I must own I have such an indifferent opinion of the vulgar, that I am ever led to suspect that merit which raises their thout; at least I am certain to find those great and sometimes good men, who find satisfaction in such acclamations, made worse by it; and History has too frequently taught me, that the head which has grown this day giddy with the roar of the million, has the very next been fixed upon a pole.
As Alexander VI. was entering a little town in the neighbourhood of Rome, which had been just evacuated by the enemy, he perceived the townsmen busy in the market-place in pulling down from a gibbet a figure, which had been designed to reprefent himself. There were also some knocking down a neighbouring statue of one of the Orsini family, with whom he was at war, in order to put Alexander's effigy when taken down, in its place. It is poffible a man who knew lels of the world would have condemned the adulation of those barefaced flatterers; but Alexander seemed pleased at their zeal, and turning to Borgia his son, said with a smile, Vides, mi fili, quam leve difcrimen palibulum inter et fatuum. * You see, my son, the small difference “ between a gibbet and a statue.” If the great could be taught any lesson, this might serve to teach thern upon
how weak a foundation their glory stands, which is built upon popular applause ; for as such praise what seems like merit, they as quickly condemn what has only the appearance of guilt.
Popular glory is a perfect coquet; her lovers must toil, feel every inquietude, indulge every caprice, and perhaps at last be jilted into the bargain. True glory on the other hand resembles a woman of sense; her admirers must play no tricks; they feel no great anxiety, for they are sure in the end of being rewarded in proportion to their merit. When Swift used to appear in public, he generally had the mob shouting in his train. “ Pox take these fools,'
he would say, “how much joy might all this bawling give my Lord Mayor !"
We have seen those virtues, which have while living retired from the public eye, generally transmitted to posterity, as the truest objects of admiration and praise. Perhaps the character of the late Duke of Marlborough may one day be set up, even above that of his more talked-of predecessor; fince an assemblage of all the mild and amiable virtues is far superior to those vulgarly called the great
I must be pardoned for this short tribute to the memory of a man, who while living would as much detest to receive any thing that wore the appearance of flattery, as I should to offer it.
I know not how to turn so trite a subject out of the beaten road of common place, except by illuftrating it, rather by the assistance of my memory than my judgment, and instead of making reflections by telling a story.
A Chinese, who had long studied the works of Confucius, who knew the characters of fourteen thousand words, and could read a great part of every book that came in his way, once took it into his head to travel into Europe, and observe the customs of a people whom he thought not very much inferior even to his own countrymen, in the arts of refining upon every pleasure. Upon his arrival at Amsterdam his passion for letters naturally led him to a bookseller's shop; and as he could speak a little Dutch, he civilly asked the bookfeller for the works of the immortal llixofou. The bookseller afsured him, he had never heard the book mentioned before. “What, have you never heard of that immor
returned the other much surprised, “ that light of the eyes, that favourite of kings, " that role of perfection! I suppose you know na“ thing of the immortal Fipfihihi, second cousin to
6 tal poet,
" the moon ?" “ Nothing at all, indeed fir," returned the other. 56 Alas!” cries our traveller, “ to what purpose then has one of these fasted to “ death, and the other offered himself up as a sacri• fice to the Tartarean enemy, to gain a renown “ which has never travelled beyond the precincts " of China !”
There is scarcely a village in Europe, and not one university, that is not thus furnished with its little great men. The head of a petty corporation, who opposes the designs of a prince, who would tyrannically force his subjects to save their best cloaths for sundays; the puny pedant who finds one undiscovered property in the polype, describes an unheeded process in the skeleton of a mole, and whose mind like his microscope perceives nature only in detail; the rhymer who makes smooth verses, and paints to our imagination when he should only speak to our hearts; all equally fancy themselves walking forward to immortality, and desire the crowd behind them to look on. The crowd takes them at their word. Patriot, philosopher, and poet, are Thouted in their train, Where was there ever so inuch merit seen; no times so important as our own; ages yet unborn shall gaze with wonder and applause! to such music the important pigmy moves forward, bustling and swelling, and aptly compared to a puddle in a storm.
I have lived to see generals, who once had crowds halloing after them wherever they went, who were bepraised by newspapers and magazines, those echoes of the voice of the vulgar, and yet they have long sunk into merited obscurity, with scarcely even an epitaph left to flatter. A few years ago the herring fishery employed all Grub-itreet; it was the topic in every coffee-house, and the burthen of every ballad. We were to drag up oceans of gold