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those readers I most desire to please. Had I been merry, I might have been censured as vastly low; and had I been forrowful, I might have been left to mourn in folitude and filence : in short, which ever way I turned, nothing presented but prospects of terror, despair, chandlers shops, and waste paper.
In this debate between fear and ambition, my publisher happening to arrive interrupted for a while my anxiety. Perceiving my embarrassment about making my first appearance, he instantly offered his assistance and advice : “ You must know, “ fir, says he, that the republic of letters is at pre• sent divided into three classes. One writer, for “ instance, excels at a plan, or a title-page, another “ works away the body of the book, and a third is “ a dab at an index. Thus a Magazine is not the “ result of any single man's industry; but goes “ through as many hands as a new pin, before it is “ fit for the public. I fancy, sir, continues he, I “ can provide an eminent hand, and upon moderate “ terms, to draw up a promising plan to finooth up “ our readers a little, and pay them, as Colonel “Charteries paid his seraglio, at the rate of three " half pence in hand, and three shillings more in
He was proceeding in his advice, which however I thought proper to decline, by assuring hiin, that as I intended to pursue no fixed method, so it was impoi bie to form any regular plan ; determined never to be tedious, in order to be logical, wherever pleasure pref-nted, I was refolved to follow. Like the Bee, which I had taken for the title of
I would rove from flower to flower, with seeming inat:ention, but concealed choice, expatiate over all the beauties of the season, and make my industry my amusement.
Tlis reply may also serve as an apology to the reader, who expects, before he fits down, a bill of his future entertainment. It would be improper to pall his curiosity by lessening his surprize, or anticipate any pleasure I am able to procure him, by saying what shall come next. Thus 'much, however, he may be assured of, that neither war nor scandal shall make any part of it. Homer finely imagines his deity turning away with horror from the prospect of a field of battle, and seeking tranquillity among a nation noted for peace and simplicity. Happy could any effort of mine, but for a moment, repress that savage pleasure some men find in the daily accounts of human inisery ! How gladly would I lead them from scenes of blood and altercation, to profpects of innocence and ease, where every breeze breathes health, and every sound is but the echo of tranquillity!
But whatever the merit of his intentions may be, every writer is now convinced that he must be chiefly indebted to good fortune for finding readers willing to allow him any degree of reputation. It has been remarked that almost every character which has excited either attention or praise, has owed part of its success to merit, and part to an happy concurrence of circumstances in its favour. Had Cæfar or Cromwell exchanged countries, the one might have been a serjeant, and the other an exciseman. So it is with wit, which generally succeeds more from being happily addressed, than from its native poignancy. A bon mot, for instance, that might be relilhed at White's, may lose all its flavour when delivered at the Cat and Bag-pipes in St. Giles's. A jest calculated to fpread at a gaining-table, may be received with a perfect neutrality of face, should it happen to drop in a mackrel-boat. We have all seen dunces triumph in some companies, when men of real humour were disregarded, by a general combination in favour of stupidity. To drive the observation as far
as it will go, should the labours of a writer, who designs his performances for readers of a more refined appetite, fall into the hands of a devourer of compilations, what can he expect but contempt and confufion! If his merits are to be determined by judges who estimate the value of a book from its bulk, or its frontispiece, every rival must acquire an easy superiority, who with persuasive eloquence promises four extraordinary pages of letter press, or three beautiful prints, curiously coloured from nature,
But to proceed; though I cannot promise as much entertainment, or as much elegance, as others have done, yet the reader may be assured he shall have as much of both as I can. He shall, at least, find me alive while I study his entertainment; for I solemnly assure him, I was never yet poffesfed of the secret at once of writing and sleeping.
During the course of this paper, therefore, all the wit and learning I have are heartily at his service ; which if, after fo candid a confeffion, he should, notwithstanding, still find it intolerably dull, low, or sad stuff, this I protest is more than I know. I have a clear conscience, and am entirely out of the secret.
Yet I would not have him, upon the perusal of a fingle paper, pronounce me incorrigible; he may try a second, which, as there is a studied difference in subject and style, may be more suited to his taste; if this also fails, I must refer him to a third, or even to a fourth, in case of extremity : If he should still continue refractory, and find me dull to the last, I must inform him, with Bays in the Rehearsal, that I think him a very odd kind of a fellow, and desire no more of his acquaintance.
It is with such reflections as these I endeavour to fortify myself against the future contempt or neglect of some readers, and am prepared for their disike
by mutual recrimination. If such should impute dealing neither in battles nor scandal to me as a fault, instead of acquiescing in their censure, I must beg leave to tell them a story.
A traveller, in his way to Italy, happening to pass at the foot of the Alps, found himself at last in a country where the inhabitants had each a large excrescence depending from the chin, like the pouch of a monkey. This deformity, as it was endemic, and the people little used to strangers, it had been the custom time immemorial to look upon as the greatest ornament of the human visage. Ladies grew toasts from the size of their chins, and none were regarded as pretty fellows, but such whose faces were broadest at the bottom. It was Sunday, a country church was at hand, and our traveller was willing to perform the duties of the day. Upon his first appearance at the church door, the eyes of all were naturally fixed upon the stratiger ; but what was their amazement, when they found that he actually wanted that emblem of beauty, a pursed chin ! This was a defect that not a single creature had sufficient gravity (though they were noted for being grave) to withstand. Stifled bursts of laughter, winks, and whispeis circulated from visage to visage, and the prismatic figure of the stranger's face was a fund of infinite gaiety ; even the parson, equally remarkable for his gravity and chin, could hardly refrain joining in the good humour. Our traveller could no longer patiently continue an object for deformity to point at. Good folks, said he, I perceive that I am the unfornate cause of all this good humour. It is true, I may have faults in abundance, but I shall never be induced to reckon my want of a swelled face among the number*.
* Dr. Goldsmith inserted this Introduction, with a few trifling alterations, in the Volume of Exlays he publithed in the year 1765. VOL. IV.
On a beautiful Youth struck blind with Lightning.
IMITATED FROM THE SPANISH.
LUMINE Acon dextro capta eft Leonida sinistro,
Et poterat forma vincere uterque Deos.
Siç tu cæcus,amor, fic erit illa Venus *.
REMARKS ON OUR THEATRES.
OUR theatres are now opened, and all Grub-street is preparing its advice to the managers ; we shall undoubtedly hear learned disquisitions on the structure of one actor's legs, and another's eye-brows. We shall be told much of enunciations, tones and attitudes, and shall have our lightest pleasures commented upon by didactic dullness. We shall, it is feared, be told, that Garrick is a fine acetor, but then as a manager, fo avaricious! That Palmer is a most surprising genius, and Holland likely to do well in a particular cast of character. We shall have them giving Shuter instructions to amuse us by rule, and deploring over the ruins of desolated Majesty at Covent Garden. As I love to be advising too, for advice is easily given, and bears a few of wisdom and superiority, I must be permitted to offer a few observations upon our theatres aud actors, without, on this trivial occasion, throwing my thoughts into the formality of method.
There is something in the deportment of all our players infinitely more stiff and formal than among the actors of other nations. Their action fits uneasy
* An English Epigram on the same subject is inserted in the Second Volume, p. 128.