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ORIENTAL APOLOGUES.
EVIL COUNSELLORS.

at length, their fufferings overcoming their timidity, they arofe againft their tyrant, tore him from the throne he had prophaned, and imprifoned him in a frightful cavern in the mountains of Damavend. Learned doctor, named Saheb, ap-the merciless Zohak became the victim of There, deferted by all but his two ferpents, A pointed, by the Sultan of Carizma, to fuperintend the education of his fon, had orders to entertain his pupil every day with a itory, proper to form the manners of a young Prince. He, one day, related the following, which is taken from the Perfian annals, but which will not therefore feem

lefs incredible.

their voracity, which he could no longer

fatisfy.

concluded: for heaven's fake relate another

and overwhelmed with fhame.

What a horrible tale is this! cried the young Prince, as foon as his preceptor had which I may hear without fhuddering. Willingly, my Lord, replied Saheb; the A Magician once appeared at the court following is very fimple and very short. of King Zohak, and performed, in the pre-dence in an artful and corrupt eunuch. A young Sultan repofed all his confifence of that Monarch and his attendants, This wicked favourite filled his mind with it veral miracles, to his great aftonishment falie ideas of the glory and happiness of and delight. King of Kings, faid the En-falte chanter, thefe are but the amusements of Kings; he infpired him with pride and a chanter, thefe are but the amusements of love for luxurious effeminacy, thofe parents my art, and fcarcely worthy your atten- of every crime. To the gratification of tion; but if you will permit me to blow thefe wretched paffions the young Mo. twice into your ear, you fhall immediately narch facrificed the interefts of his people. behold a prodigy truly wonderful. Per-He confidered it as his glory to defpife miflion was granted, and Zohak had no fooner complied, but, after fome involun- mankind, and his happiness to render others miferable. What was the confetary vertigos, he felt within his body an extraordinary motion, more violent than quence of fuch conduct? He loft his painful, which ended in the fudden erup-nothing painful, which ended in the fudden erup-crown, his treafures, and his flatterers; tion of two ferpents heads, near the region nothing remained but his pride and effeof the heart. Perfidious wretch ! cried the minacy; and, not poffeffing the means to King! what haft thou done? How has gratify thefe, he died, inflamed with rage, thy impure breath produced, within my entrails, thefe devouring monfters. Fear nothing, replied the Magician, but return nothing, replied the Magician, but return me thanks for the precious gift of which you know not the value. Thefe two ferpents are a certain pledge of the happiness of your life, and the glory of your reign. All depends on appeafing their hunger, and furnishing them with that food which alone they will accept. Select, from time to time, a number of your fubjects, whom you may take from the loweft cla's of the people with their flefh you must nourish thefe divine animals, and affuage their thirst with their blood. Above all, be deaf to a defpicable and dangerous compaffion. Remember, that what affords you pleasure must be juft, and that royalty is not worth acceptance, unless Kings may, when they chufe, do injury to other men. Zohak was, at firit, terrified at this execrable counfel, but, fince he was affured his happinefs depended on following it, he did not long hefitate, and foon found his inhumanity become a pleafure. The hunger of the two monfters which grew from his body became his own; and while they fatisfied their cruel appetite, he experienced,

diffatisfied with this laft ftory. I like this,
The Prince of Carizma was not totally
faid he, much better than the other. It is
Lord, replied his preceptor, it is the very
lefs horrible and difgufting. Alas! my

fame.

EN V Y.

THE Santon Bazarlu, during the whole Ramazan, took no repaft till after fun-fet, and then allowed himfelf only a fingle raifin.

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THE favourite of a Sultan threw a flone

at a poor dervife who had requested an alms. The infulted Santon dared not to complain, but carefully fearched for and preferved the pebble, promifing himself he fhould find an opportunity, fooner or later, to throw it in his turn at this imperious and pitilefs wretch. Some time after, he was told the favourite was difgraced, and by order of the Sultan led through the ftreets on a camel, expofed to the infults of the popu lace. On hearing this, the dervife ran to reflection, caft it into a well. "I now fetch his pebble; but, after a moment's perceive," faid he," that we ought never ful, for then it is imprudent; nor when he to feek revenge when our enemy is poweris involved in calamity, for then it is mean and cruel."

RICHE S.

AN Arab wandering in the defarts, and having eaten nothing for two days, was ready to expire with hunger. As he pafled by one of thofe wells ufed by the caravans to water their camels, he perceived on the fand a little leathern bag. He took it up, and feeling fomething within. "Thanks be to Allah," faid he, " thefe are, I "doubt not, either dates or nuts." Elated with this expectation, he haftened to open his bag, but as foon as he faw what it really contained, "Alas," faid he, in an agony of diftrefs," here are only pearls.'

He wrote on the wall of his cell this fublime monofyllable, Hou, the continual fubject of his meditations, and prayed in a pofture fo immoveable, that the birds, imagining him a ftatue, came and perched" upon his head: yet was it lefs his piety towards God than his charity to men, that rendered him fo celebrated throughout all Natolia. His hermitage was the refuge of the unfortunate and penitent. Whatever calamities any one fuffered, or with whatever crimes his confcience reproached him, if he but vifited the good Santon, he re- An Account of the Burning of the celebrated turned home comforted. An inhabitant of ALEXANDRIAN LIBRARY. Smyrna went one day to his cell, and thus HEN Alexandria was taken

as he faid, a delicious fenfation. He paid addretled him: O Santon! I am poor, Mahometans, Amrus, their com

or lives, of his unhappy fubjects. He only confidered his people as fheep, deftined to be facrificed to his abfurd extravagancies; while they, in their turn, regarded Zohak as a monfler let loofe to devour them; till,

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could I but fee my brother as poor as my-mander, found Philoponus, whofe conver felf; but with him every thing profpers, fation highly pleafed him; as Amrus was and he receives the gifts of heaven in fuch fond of literature, and Philoponus was a learned man. One day Philoponus faid to him, "You have examined the public re

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pofitories in Alexandria, and put your feal My collective body of opponents lay | brace and an half; and but for dd ill upon all the effects you found in them. down this grand data in defence of the un-luck I had doubled that number. That's fhot forty-two brace that With refpect to fuch things as may be certainty of the law: "Is not the mul- nothing, cried a third, for Mr. S ufeful to you, I prefume to fay nothing; tiplicity of law fuits, which we daily fee and W but among thofe which you think of no and experience, an argument against the they picked up, befides loft and crippled value, there may be fome, perhaps, very clearnefs and certainty of the laws of this birds. Alas, replied an innocent tenderferviceable to me."-" And what," an- kingdom?" This, I must confefs, is a hearted young lady, with eyes brimful of fwered Amrus," are the things you want?" very powerful and plaufible argument; not- tears, and a deep figh, what a merciless "The philofophical books," replied withstanding experience fufficiently fhews, flaughter! What would old Uncle Toby Philoponus," that are preferved in the to every confiderate perfon, that more than fay at fuch a relation, who had not the barpublic libraries."-" This," returned Am- the third part of our law-fuits arife from li- barity to kill a flie that offended him? This rus," is a requeft upon which I cannot tigious principles in the parties, confe- gentle rebuke, from a moft beautiful young decide, till I have received orders from the quently few indeed, comparatively speak- creature, had fo happy an effect, that not Caliph Omar, the Commander of the ing, arife, where the law is doubted of. To only a filence enfued, but an inward feelFaithful."He wrote immediately to convince men of this obfervation, muft re- ing of reproof appeared in every face, Omar, to lay before him the request of mark, that an action is very feldom heard which gave the fair one an opportunity to Philoponus; and the Caliph returned this of to determine a queftion of inheritance; add, that furely every humane, ferious, on account of the maxims of the English thinking mind, must be at a lofs to account anfwer: "If there be nothing in the books concerning which you write contrary to jurifprudence being clear and indifputable. for this cruel epidemical field diverfion, the book of God [meaning the Koran]The moft effential dubious points which among fuch a liberal polite part of the nathey are utterly ufclefs, the book of God are agitated in our courts of judicature, tion, which was purfued by our rude anbeing fufficient for our inftruction. But originate from the great difficulty in af- ceftors of old, and by the favage Indians at to attack the boar or the wolf, continued if they contain any thing repugnant to certaining the enigmatical intentions of prefent, merely for the fupport of life :that book, they ought to be fuppreffed. I individuals, in their moft folemn legal difvirtue of purfuing the poor partridge with command you, therefore, to deftroy them pofitions-(wills); ftill it cannot be more fhe, is manly; but where is valour, or the all."-Amrus diftributed all the books im- plain, than that they do not arife from any mediately among the baths of Alexandria, obfcurity in the rules of the law. Here is fire and defolation? Certainly game was cruel amufement. I cannot but fay, conthat they might be employed in heating confefledly a very great acceffion of legal given for our ufe, but not for our wanton them; and by this method, in the space controverfies, yet it will admit of no comof fix months, they were all confumed. parifon, in point of number, to thofe which tinued the fair reprover, that an idle, unSuch was then the triumph of ignorance originate from the difhoneft and difingenu-feeling, unmerciful difpofition, is a difgrace and fanaticifin over learning and philo- dus principles of the parties: therefore thefe acts of men muft certainly give room, fophy! originally, to doubt the certainty of the law; notwithftanding it is fufficiently obvious, there was not then, nor is at prefent, any rational grounds to doubt the maxims of our legal jurifprudence, for they are most indifputably on a ftable and invariable foundation.

For the COUNTY MAGAZINE.

OBSERVATIONS, tending to refute the adopted Notion by Men in general, of the uncertainty of the Laws of this Kingdom. By R. D. W.

THE

Thefe obfervations, I truft, will be fuf-
ficiently calculated to explain the intentions
of my onfet; if not, it will throw me into
only.
the predicament of others, known to them-
felves

Trowbridge, Sept. 11, 1786.

to an Efquimaux: and in conclufion added,
Reflect, gentlemen, that thefe timid, inno-
cent objects of your deftructive purfuit,
have feelings fimilar to your own, but have
no furgeons to replace their fhattered
bones; and to aggravate thefe horrid
fcenes, the fubject of game is the very bane
gentlemen.
of good neighbourhood among sporting.

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What effect this excellent lecture had on the rest of the company I cannot pronounce, but I now feel what it had on me. gun, with this foliloquy, From this day for As foon as I got home I hung up my ward, thou infernal engine, be it thy province only to guard my poultry from birds and be fis of prey, and my house from thieves; and, fhould occafion demand, thy king and country from rebellion and invafion. I was now in my ftudy, and cafting my eye on Mr. Blackstone's excellent Commentaries, I read, with great emotion, his obfervaBe pleafed to give the under a place in your tions on the game and foreft laws; from Magazine, and you will oblige,

HERE is not a more predominant notion adopted by men in general, than the uncertainty of the laws of the English conftitution. A notion that has been, time immemorial, a ftanding theme of wit and humour. Length of time constitute a prescription; fo length of time has given an authority apparently incontro-To the Editor of the COUNTY MAGAZINE. vertible for the above idea. To attempt a refutation of this fostered notion, will appear not leis paradoxical, than vain and oftentatious. Yet unprejudiced men must allow, when matters are explored to their origin-when every active movement is made the test of fcrutiny, it is by no means uncommon, difcoveries are made repugnant and contradictory to the general idea

SIR,

HE

Yours, &c.

BONO PUBLICO.

heroic exploits on the perfecuted partridge ingrofies the converfation This of the prefent matter is my only plea to juftify the at-of every fquire's table in this county. I tempt; an attempt, that at first view feems dined the other day where three or four of apparently difficult: difficult it moft cer- thefe gentlemen (portfmen entertained the tainly is, to militate the adopted principles company with the feats of September the Did you, anfwers anof men'; ftill it is greatly augmented, when first. Says one, I killed eight brace, and time, the grand arbiter of all things, gives cripled three more. other exultingly, I brought home twelve them a fanction.

the latter he thus remarks: "From this "root has fprung a baftard flip, known by "the name of game law, now arrived to,. "and wantoning in its higheft vigour, both. "founded upon the fame unreasonable no-"tions of permanent property in wild "beafts, and both productive of the fame

tyranny to the commons, but with this "difference, that the foreft laws established "only one mighty hunter throughout the. "land-the game laws have railed a little Thus far "Nimrod in every manor." Mr. Blackstone-and I will venture to fubjoin, what I believe were his wishes, that

a total abolition of thefe laws, and making game property, would be a fingular blef fing to thefe kingdoms-feuds, animofities, and perfecuting fuits would be prevented, cruelty to the feathered race removed, the value of eftates improved, the hare, partridge, and pheafant brought to market, and the laborious hufbandman, who breeds and fupports them, reaping that profit from them which is juftly his;whereas now, his crops are devoured, his fences demolished, his perfon infulted and abufed, and fhould he make free with a fingle bird, fines, bonds, and imprisonment

are his lot.

Sept. 11, near Blandford, Dorfet.

the remainder of the rents of his eftate to fatisfy his creditors, for which honeft and virtuous action, the city of London, as a reward, chofe him their Chamberlain. In my inferior cafe, I furrendered to Mr. Hooper, of Salisbury, in the year 1758, the whole of my little eftate for three years, to pay him an old debt of honour; and to do it, put myself to the expence of removing out of my dwelling-house, and renting another, when I had then nothing to fubfift on but my business. Notwithstanding this, it is my fate to be cenfured, inftead of applauded.

Had I kept this 5ool. in my pocket, contrary to the dictates of my heart, as fome narrow-foul'd rafcals would have done, I fhould not have failed now; but thofe payments, together with above 500l. more loft fince by bad debts, and above 530l. more paid in maintaining on an annuity an aged parent, now in her 93d year, added to the Mr. ROBERT BIRD, Senior's Apology of the taxes in this all-taxing age, have dearnefs of the times, and enormous weight

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TO HIS CREDITORS,
And to the Candid and Humane Public.

FTER malicious tongues have fpit their venom without mercy, and cenfured me plentifully without knowing any more of my cafe than the man in the moon, it is time for me to speak in my defence, wherein truth fhall be my only guide.

That I have been fo unfortunate as to fail twice is true; but my traducers ought to be informed, that my firft failure was owing to the inexperience of my youth, in imprudently lending and being engaged for an artful villain in the year 1743, to the amount of tozgl.

That though he conveyed his farming flock to indemnify me, yet the wheat in that year felling for 41. 10s. per load, the barley for 10s. and the oats for 8s. 6d. per quarter, after I had paid the late Mr. Pollen gool. for his tenant's arrear of rent, and my husbandry expences, I got nothing towards my debt, but was near 150l. more out of pocket by occupying his farm in that bad year. This great lofs ruined me quite.

But it should, in juftice to myself, be remembered, that I proved on oath before my commiffioners, on the 22d of July laft, that I have voluntarily paid, fince the year 1745, at times as I could fpare it, above 500l. of thofe old debts, though difcharged therefrom by my certificate.

Does this action deferve cenfure? If it merits applaufe, let my malicious flanderers give their tongues a holiday, and fhew me two other bankrupts in the west who have done the like.

'Tis true Mr. Alderman Janfen (whofe memory for that reafon I adore) did fo, in a much larger infolvency, referving only 1ool. a-year for his fupport, and contigning

pulled me down a fecond time.

I would not venture to aflert these facts, if they were untrue, and therefore hope the candid and humane will rather countenance, than condemn the object of them. I cannot here omit to acknowledge with gratitude the genteel treatment I have received from my commifiioners, and my creditors folicitor, during my trouble.

Being now, by the generofity of my creditors, freed from legal embarrassments, (though not from the honour and confcience of paying my full debts, if ever I am able) I take the liberty of acquainting my old friends and clients, and the public in general, that being a mafter extraordinary in Chancery, and a commiffioner appointed to take affidavits in the Courts of King's Bench, Common Pleas, and Exchequer, I fhall practife as an Attorney and Solicitor in thofe courts as ufual; and having two daughters to maintain, (who are good and dutiful girls) fhall efteem myself ance of their favours in bufinefs, wherein much obliged to my friends for a continuthey may depend on my diligence and punctuality, with moderate charges.

I fhall be particularly obliged to them for their conveyancing bufinefs, which I ever took delight to perform accurately; being their most obedient fervant,

ROBERT BIRD, Senior.

With refpect to my enemies' cenfure touching the fmallncfs of my intended dividend, it is but juftice to myself to acquaint thein, that I alfo proved on oath before my commiffioners, on the 22d of July laft, that in the space of a few years paft, I exerted myfelf to the utmoft to ge. out of debt, and actually paid off to th greatest part of my creditors, divers large fums in part of their principal money, and to fome the whole; fo that most of them have had a confiderable fhare of what was their due; for the whole money I paic To the Editor of the COUNTY MAGAZINE. among them (whofe names and fums I particularized in my laft examination) amounted to 1640l. and upwards.

It is true there are fome few who did not partake of thefe payments, and with them the hardships lie, which I hope providence will hereafter enable me not only duly to confider, but to alleviate.

This being the cafe, it may with fome degree of propriety be faid, that though my dividend may not be large, yet many of my creditors have had, by thefe prior payments, large dividends already, which much diminishes their loffes.

It is cafy for perfons of good fortune to fit by their warm fires, and wonder how others of finall beginnings, and narrow incomes, can fail; but they don't confider the risk and expence perfons in business run to obtain a livelihood, and pay their heavy taxes and burthens in the dearest of times. The gentleman, though fqueezed, has fomething left, but the tradefman is fcraped to the bone.

I have never been a gamefter, nor lived extravagantly, but have been weighed down by lofies, bad luck, and frequent illness.

I have paid off fo many of my debts, that there will not, I believe, be 800!. proved under the prefent commiffion.

Andover, Sept. 1786.

SIR,

The following Song having been applauded by fome friends, who wish to fee it publifhed; if you think it worthy a place in the County Magazine, it is at your fervice.

WITH a fong, or a fentiment, story or

Let's drive care and forrow away; And fince 'tis confeft that this life's but a jeft, Come let us be merry and gay. All party debates and all bufinefs lay by, This evening to mirth we'll devote; Good wine will infpire us to raise our notes high,

Let

And tune every warbling throat.

great men their places and penfions pur

fue,

And the vitals of Britons fuck out,
With ftate affairs we will have nothing to do,

Fill bumbers and let's drink about:
Let Bacchus and Venus propitiously fmile,

And grant us but women and wine;
A bottle and friend the dull hours to beguile,
And we at fate will not repine.
The mifer may doat on his ill gotten wealth,
And ftarve in the midst of his ftore;

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And ramble through life their own way,
Fond lovers grow ftupid with amorous dreams,
And fools fight for honour or pay.
All whim fical mortals may do as they please,
I've only this one thing to crave,
With health and content, and a mind quite at
ease,

To flide smoothly down to the grave.

S.

and I am really astonished that thou should
fo far forget thyself, as not to keep this
great truth in thy remembrance; for I am
perfuaded that thou, being a teacher in
Ifrael, knoweft these things.

As to the difeafe in queftion, thy own
obfervation, to have gone no farther than
thy own child, may have convinced thee,
that the iffues of life and death are in the
hands of him, to whom no mortal being
can dare to fay, what doest thou?

For as thy other children and fervant were inoculated with the fame matter, if the disease were under the direction and controul of man (as it certainly would if any one could anfwer with truth thy queftion) thy child would not have died, but had it as favourable as the others; and though the difeafe admits of one general term, yet it is univerfally acknowledged that the puftules produced by the disease are (if I may be allowed the expreffion) of different fpecies, which are known by the Iftrains of Delia, that appeared in your term, a good or a bad fort. And I think I

To the Printer of the COUNTY MAGAZINE.
SIR,

T would be a pity were the plaintive

Journal of September 18, to pafs unnoticed-and the fair votary would furely feel equally mortified, were no friendly pen employed to eafe her diftracted mind. Feeling for her fituation, permit me, Mr. Printer, to detain your readers a moment, whilft I offer a friendly hint from

DAMON TO DELIA.

AH! gentle Delia, let not doubts molest
The rifing hope that decks thy tender breast;
Let not uncertainty, with magic power,
Torture thy feelings in a thoughtful hour,
But calm thy ruffled mind: with fweet con-
troul,

Let reafon check the tempeft of thy foul;
Nor doubt a Damon's love:-thy fpeaking eye
Guides, like a magnet, his refponfive figh;
Whilft faithful time-in happy strains fhall

prove

The foft effufions of his opening love.
"Tho' now the cherish'd pains affection feels
Hang on the quivering lip that filence feals."

H.

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may venture to say that thou mightest have
difcovered different forts on thy child, for
I never faw a patient, who had the diforder
heavy, without perceiving a material diffe-
rence in the appearance of the puftules. I
cannot but concur in opinion with thee,
that kind providence fuggefted to man the
art of inoculation; but will any one pre-
tend to say that that providence has ex-
plained to man the principles on which it
acts; and tell me, my friend, do the ad-
vocates for inoculation, or the gentlemen
of the faculty who inoculate, vouch for
its infallibility, although they readily al-
low that the intenfity of the diforder is ge-
nerally avoided by it? Certainly not.

The only reafon they can give thee for
that is, that the fame kind providence

which difcovered to man the art of inoculation, has likewife given him wisdom to understand in fome meafure the nature of his conftitution, which being known, enables him to prepare his patient, and put his body in fuch a habit, as he conceives For the COUNTY MAGAZINE. from phyfical obfervation moft likely to bear the diforder with fafety; but even RESPECTED FRIEND NILO, SULD have addreffed thee in the child for one) that the iffue is not in their here we have had many inftances, (thy Jaft County Magazine, had I been power, which may fatisfy thee that no certain no answer would have been given man can explain to thee the causes which to the queftion thou propofed in the Ma-thy unwarrantable refearches are defirous gazine for July refpecting the Small Pox. I affure thee it gives me infinite pleasure to find that no perfon was daring enough to pretend to fatisfy thy curiofity; for I am I am aware that fome have wrote on this certain that no human wifdom can tell fubject, and endeavoured to account for thee other wife than this, that the caufes fimilar caufes; but they have led themthou wifheft to difcover are refted in the felves into a labyrinth, from which they hinds of the Almighty; and if thou will could not extricate themselves, but were fer thyfelf to facred voice, thou wilt find loft, and their leaders were in the fame that "God is greater than man, and giveth predicament; but, my friend, I truft I not account of any of his matters." have directed thee to that volume, from And I can with great truth affure thee, which alone true knowledge is to be dethat the power of the Almighty is uncon-rived. Let me therefore intreat thee to troulable, and his ways pait finding out; pay in future attention to that which is

of difcovering. For "can't thou, by
fearching, find out God? can't thou find
out the Almighty to perfection?"

more likely to benefit thee, than any difcovery of human caufes can poffibly do, and don't again fuffer an erroneous fpirit to lead thee farther than is confiftent; but reft fatisfied that it is in the power of the Almighty to punish thee with affliction for thy prefumption; for remember how Satan was permitted to punifh Job, to try his faith and dependence on his God; and we read that he was a juft and upright man, fearing God, and efchewing evil; therefore, do believe it to be thy intereft to

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acquaint thyfelf with him, and be at peace, thereby good fhall happen unto thee;" which is the fincere with of thy affured friend.

Literal copy of an original LOVE-LET-
TER, from a COUNTRY GIRL, to
ber SWEETHEART.
Unto my Dear Richard Wing,

Y the world, I hold be glad ief you

OU are the man that I do love beast in

was never out of my fit, for I am never at reaft no longer than I fee you, the very looks of you a Friday mead my hart eak, to think I could not be with you. You can't think how much delit I ded teak a feen you go up and down, I fhould a ben glad to go to plow with you for ever and

ever amen.

Do you mind that you faid a Sonday nit that the cats ded fqual and meak a develifh naies, twas a great cat, ded ever you fee foch cats befor, I never ded fee foch cats in my lif beforer, I heop you wont never teak no mor trobel about me, loves you ftel the more, that meleg hath for let them all fay what thay well, I reach mine ear, and overpower'd my heart, my foul is fo fmitten, that I am conftrained to pen thus in dark and obfcure figure that worl may not understand the love that I am in at prifent, for in your face are roses and lillies, the honey fuckle, nay lips ar my dear. I hope you do ftand fast the honey comb is not fo fweet as your to the truth, not harking to every body's teal, ief you do, you may harking to an of, dear, you do look hondord pound better you can't think how I do love you my this week, then you ded the week before; I hope you wel forgeve me for my bad riting, for I was a cold and a fleped, I let no bodey fee it mey Dear Richard could not rit no better, I hope you wont Wing, I hope your hed yont eak a readin of thes feow lainds, mey Dear.

SARAH GARRET, my hand and pen.

To the Editor of the COUNTY MAGAZINE.

SIR,

T is not enough to articulate every word

and fyllable diftinctly in reading and fpeaking, but it is neceffary to lay a particular stress upon certain words, or other

wife to exprefs those words with more than | for troubling you with them. They are
ufual energy, which point out the import the refult of a public invitation to the in-
and meaning of a fentence. This task is habitants of a certain diftrict in a northern
not fo difficult as may commonly be ima-county above four months ago, the bafis
gined, as the following anecdote will fuf- of which may be feen in an excellent
ficiently elucidate.
pamphlet, entitled Hints refpecting the
Public Police, by the Rev. Mr. Zouch,
one of the Juftices in that county.
I am, Sir, Yours, &c.
Romfey, Sept. 20. 1786.

J. M.

duty, particularly in fuppreffing all kinds of irregularities, or tipling in the alehoufes on the Lord's day; in fearching for vagrants, cheats, &c. and taking them before the magiftrates; and alfo in giving information our felves, where we have perfonal knowledge and proof of the breach of our excellent laws, for the due obfervance of the Sabbath, and against fwearing, and other notorious immoralities.

A foolish quarrel between two hotheaded neighbours in a country town was brought to the County Affize for determination. The foundation of the action, for want of a better, was to recover payV. That in all cafes of difficulty, we ment for two bushels of bran, valued at The OBJECT of the SOCIETY. will previously confult the magiftrates, 2s. and 4d. The claim was notoriously They fet forth, that the SOCIETY is efta-be certain that our proceedings are ftrictly and others learned in the law, in order to juft, and a verdict was neceffarily obtained by the plaintiff. What could the de-blished for the purpose of MORAL REFOR- legal, and that all the money, which fhalf at fendant's.counfel do? His client's caufe MATION, as meant to give every proper and any time accrue to any of the fociety by the was bad; but by a defigned manoeuvre of practicable affifiance to the Magiftrates, penalties on conviction of offenders, fhall falfe oratory, the jury were nearly fhaken Church-wardens, and Conftables, in debe diftributed for fome charitable purpose. in their judgment, and began to doubt to tecting and bringing tojuftice perfons guilVI. That we endeavour (as far as good whom their verdict fhould be given. Suchty of thofe flagrant immoralities, againft manners permit) in all compans where was his dexterous and frequent repetition which our legislature has provided fo many thefe proceedings are reflected on, to julof the 2s. and 4d. by mentioning the two excellent laws. In this common caufe, they tify the neceffity of executing all the laws fhillings in a half whisper, and thundering folicit the affiftance of all perfons who are against open vice; and that we ufe all out the fourpence with Stentorian lungs, confcientiously difpofed to keep the laws proper means and folicitations to prevail that a contempt of the plaintiff's caufe be themfelves, and to affift in fuppreffing eve-with perfons of rank or authority to con gan to be general; and the merits of the rv fpecies of open, notorious wickedness.cur with us in the work of reformation, action, fmall as they were, would have They exprefs a wifh that barbers, but-efpecially the clergy, magiftrates, churchbeen forgot by the jury and the populace,chers, and others, who, to the difgrace of wardens, and conftables. had not the plaintiff's counfel and the chriftianity, have been accustomed to exerjudge pointed out the error into which they meet and bind themfelves by proper penalcife their trades on the Lord's day, would were hurrying. ties to the due obfervance of the Sabbath. RULES of the SOCIETY for Reformation of

Could any perfon hefitate in a cool and difpaffionate moment? Could any boy of ten years of age, of common capacity, demur where the greatest ftrefs and energy ought to have been placed? Could a doubt arife in his mind, whether the two fhillings or the fourpence was entitled to the emphatical pronunciation? Juft fo, in almoft any other cafe, by treating the youth committed to our care according to their capacities, the fuppofed obftacles to correct and elegant reading (which are fcarce worth repeating) would quickly vanith. Grown children, and childish teachers, who are ignorant of every principle of reading themfelves (and, God knows, there are but too many fuch) may exclaim against thefe attainments as fupernatural; but future letters will fhew that fuch cob-web barriers may foon be brushed away. I am, Sir, Yours, &c.

Sept. 16, 1785.

J. M.

MANNERS.

prefent) at five o'clock on Monday even-
I. That we meet once a week (for the
ing, under the penalty of fixpence, to con-
fult how we may be moft ferviceable in
promoting the execution of the laws
against vice, prophanenefs, &c.

bear all difcourfe foreign to the purpofe of
II. That at thefe meetings we will for-
our meeting; and for order's fake elect a
chairman, who fhall put all queftions pro-
pofed; take notice of the breach of any of
the rules; warn abfenting members of
their obligations to attend; and enquire
what difficulties any member has met with,
in order to find out proper remedies. A
Secretary fhall alfo be chofen, to enter in
a book all our refolutions, orders, &c.
read over the minutes at the end of every
meeting, and correfpond with other fo-
cieties inftituted for the fame purpose.

III. That when any question is pro-
pofed and feconded, it fhall be debated with
calmness; after which the majority thall

VII. That we endeavour alfo to inand virtue, of all religious denominations; creafe our fociety with men of prudence but that no perfon be admitted without the content of the majority of our body. and unless he appears heartily or connefs. No perfons but members thall be fcientiously difpofed to affift in fuppreffing every fpecies of open notorious wickedadmitted to our debates, except fuch as are to be witneffes, or affiftants in this defign.

VIII. That as national reformation

carefully attend to the conduct and mo
muft, of neceffity, be preceded by perfonal
and family reformation, we will therefore
rals of ourfelves and families, and endea
vour to fet a good example in our houses,
More efpecially, that we will ufe all
fervants from prophaning the Lord's day
proper means to prevent our children and
by fports and other improper recreations;
that we will regularly attend with them
upon public worship; that we
mended by perfons of probity and virtue;
hire any fervants unless they concreco
nor unless they will previously agree to
conform to our moral regulations. Neither
will we give any fervant, who defires us to
certify his character, any other than his

not

To the Editor of the COUNTY MAGAZINE determine. If the votes are equal, the real character, be it what it may, without

SIP,

Tadapted to the nature of your ufeful Mifcellany, that I make no apology

chairman fhall have the cafting vote.

IV. That we will, on all proper occa

concealment or fraud.

IX. That we will give our encourage fions, encourage and affift the various pa-inftituted in this town. ment and affiitance to the Sunday Ichools, frochial officers in the execution of their

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