WEET fcenes, that rich with various beauties pour, SWEE Some charms according with the changing hour; And drives the mourner's tuneful plaints around; With too much grandeur, hurts the languid heart, The Name of the River. While flow deducing Reason ftrove to draw move, And never varying, never muft improve; Acrofs each other's courfe, convey'd they fly, In yon And while the bards, before my fancy bring Since heav'n perhaps has fav'd me, why repine, O'er the smooth valley, to yon mountain's head? Or not remember, as I paus'd reclin'd, • Rev. John Penton, fq, ་ For the COUNTY MAGAZINE.. QUESTION.. A end. At length the year was expired, and the philofopher's ftone no nearer perfection than at the beginning of it. Yet behold, in the process of his enquiries after it, amidst the hopeless trials he had made ufe of by "fufion, calcination, vitrification, feparation, cribration, ablution, edulcoration, defpumation, limation, pulverization, granulation, putrefaction, maceration, fumigation, cohobation, precipitation, amalgamation, diftillation, rectification, fublimation, lapidification, extinction, reverberation, fulmination, extraction, digeftion, circulation, con folidation, fpiritualization," and other methods of almost every thing he could think of; at the clofe of one procefs a fubftance almost as valuable as gold glowed in his crucibles; and this was no other than the compofition of the fo highly esteemed DRESDEN CHINA; the ineftimable. ceffary for his purpose, might not appear | confined, with a clofe guard to prevent his Satisfied with this, a Electoral Highnefs, that he not only pardoned the inventor, but also bestowed on him a very large eftate, and raised him to the rank of nobility." Both which his defcendants enjoy to this very time.” For the COUNTY MAGAZINE. The HISTORY of THEODOSIUS: . (Continued from Page 67.) T was upon this refufal that Theodo fius Willing therefore to facrifice part, if not the whole of his fortune, to preferve life, he affured his Highnefs that he had but a very fmall quantity of the powder left, but that what he had fhould be devoted to his fervice. caftle, with a props, he was confined in us was appointed to fucceed PolyIT the a allowance to keep him, and there left to make gold for his dorus. From this time the fortune of fovereign, and in confequence, maffes of Theodofius and his friend, though not that metal were from time to time delivered decided, was lefs defirable. Their proby him to perfons commiffioned to receive motion, on a fuperficial view, was pleaf- them; till at length finding his Powder of ing, but the confequences were difagreeProjection exhaufted, he was obliged to de-able and ferious. Envy proved a powerful clare that he had ufed the whole of the pow- adverfary, and it was the more potent, der which had been given to him, and muft as being joined with fubtlety. The diftherefore beg leave to defift his future pre-appointed gentleman had many partizans, tenfions relative to that Arcanum. This an- all agreeing in the hardship and injuftice fwer, however, was far from fatisfactory to of giving fuch preference to a man fo lately. the Prince, who infifted on it that he muft introduced. They determined it neceffary be acquainted with the fecret, and menaced to give a check to fuch hafty promotions, him with death, unless he pursued the task and refolved to make them uneafy to the that had been impofed on him. The poffeffors. Every art and ftratagem was poor man, terrified with this threat, in- exercifed which ingenuity or malice could treated, as his laft refource, a refpite of invent, and the friends of a perfon who twelve months, to enable him to find out appeared to be fo injuriously treated every what it was, perhaps thoroughly convinced day increased both in number and confehe fhould never difcover it, after which quence. Public injuries, whether real or time, in cafe of failure, he fhould be ready pretended, are of all others the most danto fubmit to his fentence. This with fome gerous to the oppreffors; it is a common difficulty was granted him; and he was concern, and the most latent fparks of ORIGIN OF DRESDEN CHINA. ABOUT a century ago lector of Sain BOUT a century ago, there lived in ony, a man of great learning, and moft indefatigable induftry in the hermetic science; and being in expectation of fuccefs in his defign, and the fear of perfecution in cafe fuch fuccefs fhould be difcovered by his fuperiors, had induced him to take refuge in a place, where not being known, he might look on himself as fecure from being fuspected; his habitation, from the fame motives was fixed in a chymift's house, that the use of fuch implements as were ne philanthropy and patriotifm will be re-known. vived and kindled on fuch occafions. But this they had concerted measures to prevent It was incumbent on Theodofius to fave his friend as well as himself from the meditated blow. The task was difficult, but he did not defpair of fuccefs. He was doubtful whether he could fufficiently alarm Polydorus without rifking a difcovery. His intimations of the with the thought of his danger to judge or determine any thing for himself. The For fome months Theodofius neither time was fhort, and much was to be done. adverted to his own fituation or that of He had fent fome confiderable remittances his friend. He did not even fufpect that to England, but not fufficient to maintain a fpirit of envy had been excited by his him in that ftile of life which he had a good fortune, or that the advancement of right to expect. The Captain engaged Polydorus had been the principal caufe to wait another day, and it was agreed of it. He never once dreamed that his that he fhould return to his house, and life was in danger from the artful machi-threatened danger were therefore diftant, collect every thing valuable which he nations of difappointed ambition. The and he foon perceived that all efforts could poffibly remove without fufpicion. information of a trufty flave, who had fhort of imprudence would be fruitless. It was fortunate that he had that day gained fome intelligence of the projected He therefore took meafures for departing purchafed feveral very valuable diamonds, villainy, at laft alarmed him, and the most abruptly from this diftracting fcene, and which he had foon fecured, and he emdreadful confequences were to be appre- by means of his faithful flave he converted ployed his opportunity fo well, that hended from this run of good fortune. his property into the most valuable pro- within the time limited he had fent treaTheodofius loft no time to communicate duce of the Eaft; these he found an op- fure on board to the value of five lacks this intelligence to Polydorus; but al-portunity fecretly to convey on board an of rupees. This he thought would be though it was done with the utmoft ten- English vefiel in the road which was to fufficient, with economy, to fupport him derness and delicacy, it was rejected in a fail the next day, wherein he was deter-in a reputable ftile of life, and the-motone of voice to which he was a ftranger. mined to embark for Europe with his ment in which they fet fail was to him This conduct roufed Theodofius from his trufty fervant. Before he took his final the happiest of his existence. He left the lethargy, as this feeming difaffection of leave, he was refolved to make one more fplendor and luxury of the Eaft, a maghis friend afforded ground to fuppofe that effort to fave Polydorus; he waited on nificent houfe, and every means of grathe plot was of a very dangerous nature, him but a few minutes before he de- tified ambition, without a figh. He was and conducted with the utmoft art and figned to embark, and, pretending that happy in divefting himself of thofe ho fecrecy. Such a change of conduct in he was in hafte to go on board the veffel nours which had nearly brought them to his friend he could no ways account for; which was just ready to fail to deliver ruin; and he was grateful to Providence as he had ever confulted their joint inte- a commiffion to the Captain to execute which had fo powerfully interpofed to reft and advantage, he was very unwilling for him in London, prevailed on his friend his deliverance. They arrived fafe in to attribute it to difaffection, but he was with fome difficulty to accompany him England, after a fpeedy paffage, and took equally at a loss what other foundation it in the boat. They were foon on board measures to discover the whole of the could poffibly have. He confulted his the fhip, when Theodofius difcovered plot, and to bring the perfons guilty of trufty flave, and obtained from him the the danger which threatened; he in- the premeditated violence to at count for intelligence he so much defired; he found formed his friend of the measures he had their conduct. After being brought to that every means had been used to deftroy taken to render his returning to land un- London under a proper guard, they were the confidence his friend had repofed in neceflary. He had fecured enough on obliged to fubmit to the decifion of a him, as the first and preparatory step for board that and other veffels to maintain Court of Juftice, and fentenced to pay effecting their purpofe. This he already him in a respectably independent ftile in very heavy fines to the parties injured. difcovered they had been but too fucceff- England; he was contented with what Such was the confequence of that firmful in accomplishing. he had acquired, and wifhed not for an nefs and refolution which Theodofius opportunity of getting more at fuch a exercifed to fave his friend;-a firmness rifque. which not only prevented the execution. Polydorus was now as much alarmed of crimes the most flagrant that difapas Theodofius had been. He was con- pointed envy and malice could project vinced from thefe precautions of the truth and refolve on, but was the means of of this information; he faw his danger,procuring fuch a recompence, though he perceived the drift of that advice, which inadequate to the crime, as made them had induced him to treat Theodofius with both comfortable and happy through life. fo much coolnefs and indifference, and The advocates of juftice applauded their was fatisfied how much his friend had vigorous excrtion of fpirit, and they long hazarded for him. "Good God! cries continued to enjoy the fociety and conhe, how have I been infatuated!"-He verfation of all worthy and deferving perburst into tears, the tears of fenfibility; fons, whilft the others were execrated and defpifed for their complicated and deteftable villainy. This information left it paft a doubt that no time was to be loft. Every minute now seemed too precious to be wafted. It was more than probable that both their lives, as well as the riches they had honourably acquired in the fervice of their country, might become a facrifice to the turbulent paffions of their enemies. Theodofius placed the utmoft confidence in his flave, and he was doubly affiduous in endeavouring to difcover the whole plot which was projected for their ruin. He communicated his difcoveries from time to time to his mafter; he had learned the object of his mafter's enemies, which was not barely to citrange the confidence of Polydorus from him, but afterwards to make them both the victims of their refentment. This was to be effected immediately after the departure of the next cluded that, by taking fuch a step, it would be many months longer before the news of the difafter could poffibly reach England; and it would be in their power before this time to prevent the execution of justice, fhould it ever be publickly Forgive me, Theodofius, -forgive my improper and unfriendly conduct." The Captain was in the fecret, and corroborated every thing which had been told to Polydorus; the trufty flave was alfo defired to give his teftimony, who con. firmed every fyllable of what had been faid. After his first furprize was a little abated, he afked Theodofius what he would advise to be done. To induce him to speak his mind with freedom, he declared that he would follow his directions implicitly, as he was too much agitated J. M. Lines of COMFORT to a MAN of FIFTY. IS a precept laid down by fome cold gloomy For the COUNTY MAGAZINE. implores your compaffion, hoping to obExtraordinary ANECDOTE of a brave tain from your goodness the only favour which the horror he feels at his prefent fituation will permit him to requeft. OFFICER. [From the French of M. de la PLACE.] SOME OME time after the battle of Malplaquet, a widow lady, who refided at Calais, and whole husband, named St. Lo, had loft his life in the fervice of his country, as he was one evening at fupper with feveral friends, was informed, by her fervant, that a gentleman wifhed to fpeak to her in an adjoining apartment. She found there an old officer, whose features the thought the recollected, notwithstanding his paleness and the diforder of his dress. Do you know me, Madam? faid he. How, Sir! cried the, furveying him with much attention. Can it be you? Are not you Monteur P— ? Yes, Madam, anfwered he, the fame; your old friend and relation, whom you have not feen for twenty years; and who, from the rank of enfign, in one of the first regiments of France, has, after forty years fervice, arrived at the degree of a Lieutenant-Colonel in the fame regiment; and, after having been long honoured with the esteem and confidence of his fuperiors, fees himself reduced to the neceffity of requesting an afýlum for this night, and of entreating you to keep his arrival here an inviolable fecret. Gracious heaven! cried the lady, whofe furprize equalled her concern, what can have happened to you? Madam, replied he, we have no time to lofe in a long converfation. You fee the condition I am in. The fatigue I have undergone, and the company you have left, who no doubt expect you foon to return, will not permit us now to enter into particulars. A bed is all I at prefent want. To-morrow morning you fhall know my misfortunes. Give the proper orders to your domeftics, and return to your friends. The next morning the lady, whofe reft had been not a little difturbed by thinking of this unexpected vifitor, having rung for her fervant, was informed the ftranger, who had arrived the evening before, had been long up. She therefore fent to request his company; and when he came, conjured him, by their ancient friendship, not to conceal any part of his history. Madam, replied he, with a figh, to comply with your requeft I must renounce your esteem. But you have a right to the truth, and I fhould think myself less deferving your pity, fhould felf-refpect, which I have no longer any pretenfions to indulge, tempt me to hide it from you. I will confefs, therefore, that a wretch, who is the moft defpicable of men, now Yes, Madam; and this refolution has already restored eafe to my distracted mind. Every attempt to induce me to change it will be fruitless. I was once brave; I turned a coward; but I will not die a coward! Oh, Sir! how much have you excited my admiration! yet am I inclined to hopethe General, moved by your prefent magnanimity, will Hope nothing, dear Madam. Could he pardon me, I fhould not forgive myfelf; and my fituation would only become a thousand times more dreadful. To keep you no longer in fufpence, know then that I, utterly unworthy of being born within thefe walls, heretofore fo gloriously defended by our ancestors, having been appointed to defend, though it was only for a fingle hour, an advanced poft upon which the entire fuccefs of the enfuing battle might depend-shudder at what I am going to tell you! I, that veteran officer, who, three days before, had never known fear, and whofe bravery is attefted by the fears ftill remaining of the many wounds I have received, at light of the enemy, forgetful at once of what I was, and what I muft become, fled like "It is, no doubt, a moft humiliating a coward, an infamous coward; and foproof of the imbecility of our nature great was my panic, that, after a flight" to learn that a man, whofe courage has of three hours, 1 fcarcely recovered from "fo often been tried, and unquestioned, my terror.. "for more than forty years, fhould, on a fudden, prove fo wanting to himself "and the moft facred of duties; but no "lefs extraordinary is the magnanimity "with which, the moment his delirium To.crown my ignominy, I was unable, even when i felt all the excefs of fhame, to liften to the voice of honour, which admonished me to return to the camp, and expiate my crime, by furrendering myfelf to the rigour of the military law. I have not blufhed to prefent myself, degraded and defpicable as I am, before you, in whose eyes I already read all the furprize and contempt which a wretch like me muft naturally infpire. At this terrifying recital, the lady could only exprefs the different fenfations with which the was agitated by her filence and her tears. Eight days after, during which time he remained concealed at his friend's houfe, he received the following letter from Marechal de Villars: ceafes, he voluntarily offers his life in "expiation of his fault, and of the evil example which the misconduct he bit"terly laments has given to others. "Such, unhappy P**, is my opinion; "and fuch that of the brave officers of my army; and fince, by the laws of war, you are well convinced it would "be impoffible for them either to acquit 66 you, or palliate an offence of fuch a 66 nature, they, as well as myfelf, lament "your fufferings too fincerely to accept "the generous, or, rather, heroic offer, "which your extreme regret has induced you to make. "My wifhes, therefore, and those of your former friends, moft unfortunate "man! are, that Heaven and length of "time may console and give you strength "to fupport a calamity, the remembrance "of which is no lefs painful to us than "to yourself. I never doubted, Madam, continued the officer, but you muft furvey me with a deteftation equal to your concern; I, therefore, only purpofed to request you would procure me a fpeedy paffage to England, where, changing my name, I had determined to conceal my fhame. But I have now abandoned this refolution, and have written a letter, which is already on its way, to my General. In it I have informed him of every thing I have related to you, and have concluded by entreating him to fix a day on which I may return to the army, and furrender myfelf to take my trial by a Courtmartial; too happy if my death, by ex- This anfwer, which might in fome fort piating a crime which has rendered life prove confolatory to any other man, only infupportable, may procure me, if not the ferved to heighten the diftrefsful feelefteem, at least the pity of my brave com- ings of the unhappy P**, who, after havrades; among whom my name muft being fent to his Commander his Crofs of heard with horror, and to whom my example How, Sir! faid the Lady, interrupting him, have you already fent this letter? Yes, Madam; your fervant carried it to the office two hours ago, and faw the courier ready to depart. And fhould the General confent to your propofal, can you-are you certain of yourself-can you refolve Quefnoy, Sept. 26. Signed Marechal de VILLARS." St. Louis, condemned himself to furvive. what he called his Opprobrium, and to continue at Calais, in which town there is always a numerous garrifon; there to appear, the remainder of his life, in the uniform of his regiment; a ftriking example of the infirmities to which human nature is ever liable; and thus devoting himself to the contempt of every officer, every foldier, and every inhabitant. A NE CDOT E. had any title to convey that mark of diftinction to them. Heretofore it was the EFORE the political death of Mr. fashion for thofe families whom God had Jenkinfon in the Houfe of Commons, blefled with affluence, to live conftantly at and antecedent to his removal to the Houfe their manfion houfes in the country, and of Lords, it may not be unentertaining to that once a-week, or oftener, the lady of the public to read who, and what this man the manor diftributed to her poor neighwas, and how he rofe into power. Mr. bours, with her own hands, a certain quanJenkinson is the fon of a half-pay colonel tity of bread, and fhe was called by them of that name, who lived in Oxfordshire, the Leff-day, i. e. in Saxon, the Breadand barely fupported his family on that giver; thefe two words were in time cormilitary income. He contrived, however, rupted, and the meaning is now as little to give his fon an academic education, and known as the practice which gave rife to fent him to Oxford, in order to prepare it; yet it is from that hofpitable cuftom, him for the church; there he made a con- that to this day the ladies in this kingdom fiderable figure, being remarkably high in alone ferve the meat at their own tables. ftature for his age, and he confequently There are a great number of expreffions was baptized by the nick-name of Tall-in ufe, the etymology of which few people Boy. It happened at this time that there know the meaning of, and therefore it is was a great conteft for Oxfordshire be- prefumed the above will be acceptable to tween the families of the Duke of Marl- the readers of that entertaining work-the borough, and the Earl of Harcourt, and County Magazine. many fevere things were written: among others, there was a lampoon on Lord Harcourt, in the mock-heroic ftyle, which approbation. That plan, 1 fhould fuppofe, may be obtained, though the principle of the fubfcription may probably be withheld. One more charity of this kind give me leave to mention, viz. of the archdeaconry of Richmond, and diocefe of Chefter. Of the five deanries comprehended in this charity, two are in the county of Lanca ter, two in Weftmoreland, and one in Cumberland. As this inftitution is entirely modern, I cannot speak any thing of its fuccefs. It was agreed upon only the 4th of Auguft 1785; its officers are a prefident, vice-prefident, treasurer, and fecretary, and three ftewards in each deanry, of which two are of the clergy. Your readers, Mr. Editor, will excufe me for obferving, that its rules are better calculated to accomplish the defign than that immediately preceding, though it seems not to reach the general fpirit of the first mentioned inftitution. If agrecable to your readers, I will tranfmit you a copy of those rules, with fuch remarks as occur to me to be neceflary on the fubject; the perti made fome noife, and his Lordfhip being To the Editor of the COUNTY MAGAZINE. nency of these must be fubmitted to the SIR, public, and I fhall think my labour well beftowed, if by fuch communication the noble inftitution alluded to may be promoted and established in the counties within the circulation of your useful and entertaining Mifcellany. I am, Sir, yours, &c. J. M. Romsey, July 4, 1786. and advantage of any public measures which the patron of the Jenkinson family, Tall- For the COUNTY MAGAZINE. ORIGIN of the word LADY. S the ftudy of what appertains to the Through them the petitioners for relief, A charity, fimilar in its object, was alfo For the COUNTY MAGAZINE. Nomen Amicitiæ barbara Corda movet. OVID. we can THE greatcft happines that enjoy poffefs in this world is in the enjoyment of friendship; but although its utility and pleatures have been celebrated and pointed out by the best ethical writers; and though it is univerfally admitted to promote our happiness and abate our mifery, by doubling the former and dividing the latter, yet we feldom fee this virtue practifed. We are often indeed entertained with profeffions of friendship, but do theie generally bring forth their fruit in due feafon?The theory in general is pretty well understood, but the practical part lies dormant. This truly noble virtue confifts in an inclination and defire between two perfons to promote the welfare and happiness of one another. Efteem is the principal bafis on which it ftands; for it is impoffible A ladies, as well as to the tains conten, argue for years by to, and Bio cefe of to raife this virtue and feel its influence, is always pleafing, I have fent the following, which is faid to be the cause how it came to pass that women of fortune were called Ladies, even before their hufbands LINCOLN. But while I mention this, I however fenfible we may be of a man's am forry to obferve, that the narrow and worth and merits, without we efteem him. contracted principle on which it is con-To this qualification may be added three ducted, prevents me from giving it a full others, virtue, conftancy, and faithfulness. |