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with compassion; when I see the tomb of the Parents themselves, I consider the vanity of grieving for those whom we must quickly follow: When I see Kings lying by those who deposed them, when I consider rival wits placed side by side, or the holy men that divided the world with their contests and disputes, I reflect with sorrow and astonishment on the little competitions, factions and debates of mankind. When I read the several dates of the tombs, of some that died yesterday, and some six hundred years ago, I consider that great day when we shall all of us be contemporaries, and make our appearance together.

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N° 34. Monday, April 9.


-parcit Cognatis maculis similis fera


The Club of which I am a Member, is very luckily composed of such persons as are engaged in different ways of life, and deputed as it were out of the most conspicuous classes of mankind : By this means I am furnished with the greatest 15 variety of hints and materials, and know every thing that passes in the different quarters and divisions, not only of this great City, but of the whole Kingdom. My readers too have the satisfaction to find, that there is no rank or degree among them who have not their representative in this Club, and that there is always some body present who will take care of their respective interests, that nothing may be written or published to the prejudice or infringement of their just rights and privileges.

I last night sate very late in company with this select body 25 of friends, who entertained me with several remarks which they and others had made upon these my Speculations, as also with



the various success, which they had met with among

their several ranks and degrees of readers. Will. HONEYCOMB told me, in the softest manner he could, That there were some Ladies (but

for your comfort, says Will, they are not those of the most wit) 5 that were offended at the liberties I had taken with the Opera

and the Puppet-show; That some of them were likewise very much surprized, that I should think such serious points as the Dress and Equipage of persons of Quality, proper subjects for raillery.

He was going on, when Sir ANDREW FREEPORT took him up short and told him, That the papers he hinted at had done great good in the city, and that all their Wives and Daughters were the better for them : And further added, That the whole

city thought themselves very much obliged to me for declaring 15 my generous intentions to scourge vice and folly as they appear

in a multitude, without condescending to be a publisher of par-
ticular Intrigues and Cuckoldoms. In short, says Sir ANDREW,

avoid that foolish beaten road of falling upon Aldermen and Citizens, and employ your pen upon the vanity and luxury of Courts, your paper must needs be of general use.

Upon this my friend the TEMPLER told Sir ANDREW, That he wondered to hear a man of his sense talk after that manner; that the City had always been the province for Satyr; and that

the Wits of King Charles's time jested upon nothing else during 25 his whole reign. He then shewed, by the examples of Horace,

Juvenal, Boileau, and the best writers of every age, that the follies of the Stage and Court had never been accounted too sacred for ridicule, how great soever the persons might be that

patronized them. But after all, says he, I think your raillery 30 has made too great an excursion, in attacking several persons

of the Inns of Court; and I do not believe you can shew me any precedent for your behaviour in that particular.

My good friend Sir ROGER DE COVERLEY, who had said nothing all this while, began his speech with a Pish! and told us,



That he wondered to see so many men of sense so very serious upon fooleries. Let our good friend, says he, attack every one that deserves it: I would only advise you, Mr. SPECTATOR, applying himself to me, to take care how you meddle with Country Squires : They are the ornaments of the English 5 nation; men of good heads and sound bodies ! and let me tell you, some of them take it ill of you, that you mention Fox-hunters with so little respect.

Captain SENTRY spoke very sparingly on this occasion. What he said was only to commend my prudence in not touching upon the Army, and advised me to continue to act discreetly in that point.

By this time I found every subject of my Speculations was taken away from me, by one or other of the Club;

and began to think my self in the condition of the good man that had 15 one wife who took a dislike to his grey hairs, and another to his black, till by their picking out what each of them had an aversion to, they left his head altogether bald and naked.

While I was thus musing with my self, my worthy friend the CLERGYMAN, who, very luckily for me, was at the Club that night, undertook my cause. He told us, that he wondered any order of persons should think themselves too considerable to be advised : That it was not Quality, but Innocence, which exempted men from reproof: That Vice and Folly ought to be attacked where-ever they could be 75 met with, and especially when they were placed in high and conspicuous stations of life. He further added, That my Paper would only serve to aggravate the pains of poverty, if it chiefly exposed those who are already depressed, and in some measure turned into ridicule, by the meanness of 30 their conditions and circumstances. He afterwards proceeded to take notice of the great use this paper might be of to the publick, by reprehending those Vices which are too trivial for the chastisement of the Law, and too fantastical for the




cognizance of the Pulpit. He then advised me to prosecute my undertaking with chearfulness, and assured me, that whoever might be displeased with me, I should be approved by

all those whose praises do honour to the persons on whom 5 they are bestowed.

The whole Club pays a particular deference to the discourse of this Gentleman, and are drawn into what he says, as much by the candid ingenious manner with which he delivers himself, as by the strength of Argument and force of Reason which he makes use of. Will. HONEYCOMB immediately agreed, that what he had said was right; and that for his part, he would not insist upon the quarter which he had demanded for the Ladies. Sir ANDREW gave up the City with the same frank

The TEMPLER would not stand out; and was followed 15 by Sir Roger and the CAPTAIN : who all agreed that I should

be at liberty to carry the war into what quarter I pleased; provided I continued to combat with criminals in a body, and to assault the vice without hurting the person.

This debate, which was held for the good of mankind, put me in mind of that which the Roman Triumvirate were formerly engaged in, for their destruction. Every man at first stood hard for his friend, till they found that by this means they should spoil their proscription : And at length, making a sacrifice of all their acquaintance and relations, furnished out a very decent execution.

Having thus taken my resolutions to march on boldly in the cause of Virtue and good Sense, and to annoy their adversaries in whatever degree or rank of men they may be found : I shall

be deaf for the future to all the remonstrances that shall be 30 made to me on this account. If Punch grows extravagant, I

shall reprimand him very freely : If the Stage becomes a nursery of folly and impertinence, I shall not be afraid to animadvert upon it. In short, if I meet with any thing in City, Court, or Country, that shocks modesty or good manners, I shall use



my utmost [endeavours]’ to make an example of it. I must
however intreat every particular person, who does me the
honour to be a reader of this paper, never to think himself,
or any one of his friends or enemies, aimed at in what is said :
For I promise him, never to draw a faulty character which
does not fit at least a thousand people; or to publish a single
paper that is not written in the spirit of benevolence, and with
a love to mankind.


37. Thursday, April 12.


Non illa colo calathisve Minerva
Fæmineas assueta manus. Virg.



Some months ago, my friend Sir ROGER being in the country, enclosed a letter to me, directed to a certain Lady whom I shall here call by the name of Leonora, and as it contained matters of consequence, desired me to deliver it to her with my own hand. Accordingly I waited upon her Ladyship pretty early in the morning, and was desired by her woman to walk into her Lady's Library, till such time as she was in a readiness to receive me.

The very sound of a Lady's Library gave me a
great curiosity to see it; and, as it was some time before the
Lady came to me, I had an opportunity of turning over a great
many of her books, which were ranged together in a very beau-
tiful order. At the end of the Folio's (which were finely bound
and gilt) were great Jars of China placed one above another in
a very noble piece of [Architecture]. The Quarto's were sep-
arated from the Octavo's by a pile of smaller vessels, which
rose in a delightful Pyramid. The Octavo's were bounded by
Tea-dishes of all shapes, colours and sizes, which were so dis-
posed on a wooden frame, that they looked like one continued

i So S and C; T has “endavours."
2 So S and C; T has “ Artchitecture.”




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