But still (you quick rejoin) how sweet the sound To hear the murmur of applause go round,— -"That's He," (the finger pointed all the while)"Renown'd for wit and elegance of style; Whom Critic Mawman* puffs, whose senseless whine Boeotian Buchan† quotes, and calls divine.” Come, Phillips, come, for eloquence hath pow'r, Gale Jones his tub shall lend thee for an hour! Whether thou warble in inflated style, King Brian's glories in the " Emerald Isle;" * Mr. Mawman (“ His mind unletter'd, though he dealt in Books!") is suspected of dabbling in the "Critical Review." + The Earl of Buchan received Doctor Busby's proposals Iwith a refined frankness." A certain King of Ireland, one Brian Borhoime, whom Counsellor Phillips describes as a very dove-like, choleric old gentleman: "Look on Brian's verdant grave- Brian--the shield of the Emerald Isle ; Wide-flaming sword of the warrior throng!!! C Or "Ireland's hope and England's glory"* praise Lo, at thy name what hosts of Dunces rise! poppy wreath prepares, It speaks thy prowess, and thy functions tells, Stark metre-mad, the lovesick Edwin sends * In April, 1812, Counsellor Phillips dedicated (by permission) "The Emerald Isle," to the Prince Regent, whom he designates "Ireland's Hope and England's Ornament." Mr. Phillips, in 1815, imputes to his royal patron enormities that "he cannot speak of without danger, because, thank God (?) he cannot think of them without indig nation." + Doctor Johnson once remarked that an interesting book might be written on the fortunes of Physicians—And why not on that of Booksellers? In illustration, I subjoin the following "Ode," entitled THOMAS TIBBS. Thomas Tibbs demands my song, Th' invet'rate sons of dulness vent their spleen; Proud of the gift so graciously bestow'd, On a queer, eccentric plan, Prose and verse of authors damn'd, Be our lines too long or short; Strains a joint, or lops a limb- Next, mounted on his rostrum high, He prints the thing which Edwin calls an ode. And Edwin grows immortal-for a day! And is not now the author truly blest, To paper Thomas puts his pen, By auctions, and by arts enrich'd, Dan Momus paints a vision fair, Of scarlet gown and civic chair; And bids him sit Lord Midas there!" * The following sonnet is written in humble emulation of the modern school of Poetry: Highgate! romantic spot! of old renown Oft have I pac'd thee, pensive, pale, and lorn, What time the city coachman winds his horn By critics flatter'd, by the fair caress'd? Shall not his praise by future bards be sung, When envious death has stopp'd his tuneful tongue? F. By trade a censor, and resolv'd to sneer, You drive the jest too far; 'tis too severe To brand a blockhead in your angry strains, For what he cannot help-his want of brains! P. Be answer'd thus-his itching after fame, His bold obtrusive vanity I blame ; (Music unmeet for solitude, and strange!) To rouse the sons of Mammon, moping souls, From tea and coffee, toast and butter'd rolls, To mount "The Royal Adelaide," that whirls (Cramm'd with puff'd cits, and roof'd with pretty girls!) To Lloyd's, the Bank, the Alley, Mart, Exchange. And, Hampstead! fair twin sister! on whose heath Health, gay enchantress, sports, and fancy dwells; Thou, too, hast crown'd thy bard with laurel wreath, Pluck'd from th' Arcadian bow'rs of Kilburn WellsWhere, box'd in woodbine arbour, nymph and swain, Escap'd awhile from turmoil, smoke, and gas, Pour forth th' impassion'd vow, the vocal strain, Warm with the inspiration of the glass! How short the date of human bliss, alas ! For hark, with sound discordant, deep, and sad, Harsh, and hoarse murm'ring to the whistling wind, Rolls the huge rumbling Omnibus-the Cad With liquor, dust, half drunk, half-chok'd, half-blind, Roars, with Stentorian voice, "Jump up, my lad! Room for the Lady-hip! hold fast behind!" |