Enter a Servant. Sirrah, lead these gentlemen To my two daughters; and then tell them Both, [Exit Serv. with Hortenfio and Lucentio. Pet. Signior Baptifta, my bufinefs asketh hafte, Let fpecialities be therefore drawn between us, Bap. Ay, when the fpecial thing is well obtain❜d, That is, her love; for that is all in all. Pet. Why, that is nothing: for I tell you, father, I am as peremptory as fhe proud-minded. And where two raging fires meet together, They do confume the thing that feeds their fury: Tho' little fire grows great with little wind, Yet extream gufts will blow out fire and all: So I to her, and fo fhe yields to me, For I am rough, and woo not like a babe. Bap. Well may'ft thou woo, and happy be thy speed! But be thou arm'd for fome unhappy words. Pet. Ay, to the proof, as mountains are for winds: That shake not, tho' they blow perpetually. SCENE Enter Hortenfio with his head broke. Bap. How now, my friend, why doft thou look fo pale? Hor. For fear, I promise you, if I look pale. Bap. What, will my daughter prove a good mufician? Hor. I think, fhe'll fooner prove a foldier; Iron may hold with her, but never lutes. Bap. Why, then thou canst not break her to the lute? Hor. Why, no; for fhe hath broke the lute to me. I did but tell her fhe mistook her frets, And bow'd her hand to teach her fingering, As on a pillory, looking through the lute; And twangling Jack, with twenty fuch vile terms, Pet. Now, by the world, it is a lufty wench; [Exit Bap. with Grem. Horten, and Tranio. And woo her with fome fpirit when she comes. Say, that she rail; why, then I'll tell her plain, She fings as fweetly as a nightingale: E e 4 Say, Say, that fhe frowns; I'll fay, fhe looks as clear And fay, the uttereth piercing eloquence: When I shall ask the banes, and when be married? Good morrow, Kate; for that's your name, I hear. Cath. Well have you heard, but fomething hard of hearing. They call me Catharine, that do talk of me. Pet. You lie, in faith, for you are call'd plain And bonny Kate, and fometimes Kate the curft: My felf am mov'd to woo thee for my wife. Remove you hence; I knew you at the first You were a moveable. Pet. Why, what's a moveable? Cath. A join'd-ftool. Pet. Thou haft hit it: come, fit on me. Cath. Affes are made to bear, and so are you. Pet. Pet. Women are made to bear, and fo are you. Cath. No fuch jade, Sir, as you; if me you mean. Pet. Alas, good Kate, I will not burthen thee; For knowing thee to be but young and light Cath. Too light for fuch a fwain as you to catch; And yet as heavy as my weight fhould be. Pet. Should bee; •should buz.. Cath. Well ta'en, and like a buzzard. Pet. Oh, flow-wing'd turtle, fhall a buzzard take Cath. Ay, for a turtle, as he takes a buzzard. angry. Cath. If I be wafpifh, 'beft beware my fting. Pet. My Remedy is then to pluck it out. Cath. Ah, if the fool could find it, where it lies. Pet. Who knows not, where a wasp doth wear his fting? In his tail.. Cath. In his tongue. Pet. Whofe tongue? Cath. Yours, if you talk of tails; and fo farewel. Pet. What with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again, Good Kate, I am a gentleman. Cath. That I'll try. [She ftrikes bim. Pet. I fwear, I'll cuff you, if you strike again. If you ftrike me, you are no gentleman; Pet. A herald, Kate? oh, put me in thy books. Pet. A comblefs cock, fo Kate will be my hen. craven. Pet. Nay, come, Kate; come, you must not look fo fower. Cath Cath. It is my fashion when I fee a crab. Pet. Why, here's no crab, and therefore look not fo fower. Cath. There is, there is. Pet. Then, fhew it me. Cath. Had I a glass, I would. Pet. What, you mean my face? Cath. Well aim'd of fuch a young one.- Pet. 'Tis with Cares. Cath. I care not. t for you. Pet. Nay, hear you, Kate; in footh you 'scape not fo. Cath. I chafe you if I tarry; let me go. Pet. No, not a whit; I find you paffing gentle: 'Twas told me, you were rough, and coy, and fullen, And now I find Report a very liar; For thou art pleasant, gamefom, paffing courteous, Why doth the world report, that Kate doth limp? Cath. Go, fool, and whom thou keep❜ft command. As Kate this chamber with her princely gaite? And then let Kate be chaft, and Dian fportful! Cath. Where did you study all this goodly speech? Pet. |