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hamlet. The entire premises were surrounded, so to speak, by a cordon of flies. Once within the circle, an overpowering odor of raw sugar infected the atmosphere. Within the house every article was covered with the stuff. After the briefest interview, which etiquette demanded should be performed seated, the visitor sallied from the house so incrusted with a saccharine deposit that clouds of flies pursued, hovering with mortifying persistence over that portion of the visitor which had been nearest in contact with the seat of the chair. Betrayed en évidence, as it were, his progress, which necessarily lay through the most populous part of the village, was greeted with derisive chaff by those who at that very moment had every available domestic utensil filled to overflowing with the plunder. At one time it is sugar, at another brandy, at another the whole country about is carpeted with India matting, and a Chinese idol grins from every dooryard.

Then, again, there may be years of wreckless monotony, to be followed by a plethora of damaged mackerel and domestic prints. But no man should grudge these people an occasional wreck. In winter, when all otherwise would be idle, a

wreck throws these little hamlets and villages into spasms of remunerative activity. Money circulated by wrecking companies brings comforts to the hearth as much appreciated as by those whose good fortune enables them to look with critical superciliousness on this struggle for existence. A life by the sea begets a spirit of sturdy independence. Should one, out of pure wantonness and a voluptuous disregard for expense, present his neighbor with eight or ten clams, an equivalent in kind is immediately given. There is nothing offensive in this reactive generosity; it is simply intended to convey an honest appreciation of services rendered. Neither do little acts of kindness from one to another ever fail to meet with thoughtful recognition, as the following anecdote will attest.

On a certain winter's day, not many years since, an uncommonly cold northwester blistered the Atlantic coast. Over toward the sand-dunes which protect a particular bay from the sea a man is fighting his way across the frozen surface in the face of the bitter gale. His objective is a house on the mainland near the shore. The contrast between the luxurious warmth and coziness of the interior of this house

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He enters the kitchen of this particular house, and with merely a nod to the cook seats himself in silence by the fire. He is perhaps sixty years of age-an ancient mariner whom many battles with the elements have rendered uncommonly reticent and uncommunicative. His head is bald, but an enormous tuft upon the chin makes amends for this deficiency, and adds to the grim solemnity of his appearance. At a recent revival, after fifty years' practical contemplation of life in various portions of the globe, he experienced religion. Friends and his dead wife's mother had hoped that under this soothing influence he might develop more genial methods of expression; but he was

congregation. With no change of countenance he arose in his place, faced to the northeast, the point from which he had always encountered the hardest gales, and roared out, as if addressing a man at the mast-head, "Look a here! I want religion, and I'm bound to have it!" This said, he dropped back into his seat, silent and grim. No change was observed in his deportment; he had satisfied the exigencies of the conventional village life. Under no influence could he be induced to alter or soften the angles of his brief but emphatic vocabulary. On the particularly cold day which I have mentioned, he was moved by another sentiment, for snugly tucked in blankets on the upper floor of

the house in which he was then seated, a newly born infant lay sleeping. From the mother, surrounded by every attainable luxury and comfort, this ancient mariner had once accepted a signal service, for which, up to this time, he had never given any sign of appreciative recognition. On this occasion for twenty minutes or more he sat by the fire grimly ruminating. Finally he started up, and taking from under his arm the package which he had thus jealously guarded during the entire session, he advanced and placed it on the table.

"Look a here," he said to the cook, "I onderstand Y-'s woman" (Anglicè, wife) is hove to with a baby"-here he paused, and nodded assent to his own statement, in the direction of the northeast. "Look a here" (confidentially), "wimmin is mighty onsartain at them times, so I fetched this 'ere off the beach, a-thinkin' she might like suthin' sorter tasty." This said, he reseated himself in solemn silence by the fire. An examination of the "suthin' sorter tasty," which was enveloped in a thoroughly thumbed copy of the county paper, revealed a well-sanded salt mackerel a waif washed on the beach from a recent wreck off the coast.

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Many of these are very old men of quaint and grotesque individualities. To each clings some anecdote or legend, many apocryphal, but all, which have some foundation, subject to the embellishments of a succeeding and younger generation. Odd peculiarities of speech and manner are noted, and personal habits are subjected to a criticism both elaborate and incisive. The most biting of these yarns are too acrid for the pages of a magazine. Many

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of these old gunners were specialists in | In the season, from daybreak until black their profession. Some were more expert in calling snipe to the decoys, while others excelled in the pursuit of ducks and wild-geese. Professors in the last-named branch-gunners for wild-geese-probably occupied a higher plane in the science. With great judgment, one must possess the gift of a natural "honk," or voice capable of imitating with naturalness and preciseness the cry of the wild-goose. Among the most gifted in this direction was an old man by the name of Stoner, who resided with his wife near the feeding grounds of these birds. The lives of the wives of these gunners, as may be imagined, are intolerably dull and monotonous.

night, Stoner and his fellow-gunners were
absent from their homes. Even when
he returned to his home he made life a
burden for his unfortunate "woman," for,
unlike any other well-regulated man, in-
stead of snoring in his sleep, he replaced it
by a series of "honks," under the infliction
of which no peace or rest could be found.
Mrs. Stoner naturally became morbid and
hypochondriacal. From an unceasing
perusal of medical almanacs she came to
associate the phases of the moon with bil-
iary and other disorders, and thus she fell
an easy prey to the insidious attacks of
itinerant venders of quack medicines.
Her first assailant was a brilliant fellow,

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BURIAL OF MRS. STONER.

who appeared in a red wagon drawn by four black horses. He diagnosed her case, and pronounced it cancer, the result of bilious rheumatic dysentery, and recommended as positively specific the "Redeye Bitters," of which he was the only reliable salesman. As the moon was then in the quarter favorable to the development of cancer, Mrs. Stoner produced the old stocking from the cupboard, and became the possessor of four bottles of the specific. Before the agent of the bitters could make his rounds with a new consignment, a second dealer had put in an appearance. He was a tall, slim, handsome fellow, who made of the practice of medicine a blind to cover questionable transactions in horseflesh. He drove a blue wagon with yellow wheels, drawn by a spike team of three sorrels. He fairly shook with merriment when he diagnosed Mrs. Stoner's case.

"Why, my dear woman," said he, "what you need is 'Perry Peck's Ironclad Repulser. You have got calcareous deposits in the liver."

The idea of possessing the only cancer in the village was very dear to Mrs. Stoner. It made her an object of interest to the

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neighbors indeed, the people had a sort of local pride in the thing. To give it up was very hard; but he was a plausible fellow, full of technical terms; moreover, he gave a religious bias to his diagnosis, and as Mrs. Stoner was a "professor," this went a great way. Moreover, the moon just at that moment happened to be at the full, and as this planetary condition was favorable, according to the authorities, to the development of calcareous deposits in the liver, the scale was turned, the old stocking again produced, and Mrs. Stoner commenced at once on the first of four bottles of P. P. I. C. R. Calcareous deposits are awkward things to attack, and after a time the "Repulser" became monotonous. At this opportune moment there appeared another fellow. He was framed in a yellow wagon with black wheels, drawn by six calico horses. Tears trickled down his cheeks as he listened to the story of Mrs. Stoner's "doctorin"." He adopted another rôle. His was the optimist theory. He was willing to leave everything to Providence, assisted by "Toby Jeremoff's Cumulative Pills." He was a sweet talker, tender and sympathetic, and made a large reduction to the purchaser of a dozen boxes. He was irresistible. The old stocking was again produced, and the agent for "Toby Jere moff" disappeared in the distance.

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