And he shook his fists and he tore his hair, Till I really felt afraid, For I couldn't help thinking the man had been drinking, And so I simply said: Oh, elderly man, it's little I know "At once a cook, and a captain bold, Then he gave a hitch to his trousers, which And having got rid of a thumping quid, ""Twas in the good ship Nancy Bell "And pretty nigh all the crew was drowned (There was seventy-seven o' soul), And only ten of the Nancy's men Said Here!' to the muster-roll. "There was me and the cook and the captain bold, And the mate of the Nancy brig, And the bo'sun tight, and a midshipmite, The Yarn of the "Nancy Bell" 217 "For a month we'd neither wittles nor drink, Till a-hungry we did feel, So we draw'd a lot, and accordin' shot The next lot fell to the Nancy's mate, Then our appetite with the midshipmite, "And then we murdered the bo's'n tight, Then we wittled free, did the cook and me, "Then only the cook and me was left, "For I loved that cook as a brother, I did, And the cook, he worshipped me; But we'd both be blowed if we'd either be stowed In the other chap's hold, you see. "I'll be eat if you dines off me,' says Tom; 'Yes, that,' says I, 'you'll be,' I'm boiled if I die, my friend, quoth I; And Exactly so,' quoth he. "Says he, "Dear James, to murder me For don't you see that you can't cook me, "So he boils the water, and takes the salt And the pepper in portions true (Which he never forgot), and some chopped shalot, And some sage and parsley too. "Come here,' says he, with a proper pride, Which his smiling features tell, 'It will soothing be if I let you see How extremely nice you'll smell!' "And he stirred it round and round and round, And he sniffed at the foaming froth; When I ups with his heels, and smothers his squeals In the scum of the boiling broth. "And I eat that cook in a week or less, The last of his chops, why, I almost drops, "And I never larf, and I never smile, But sit and croak, and a single joke "Oh! I am cook and a captain bold, William S. Gilbert. The Sea-Mew 219 H THE SEA-MEW. ow joyously the young sea-mew Familiar with the waves and free We were not cruel, yet did sunder We bore our ocean bird unto But flowers of earth were pale to him The green trees round him only made He lay down in his grief to die, Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Τ THE WORLD IS TOO MUCH WITH US. HE world is too much with us; late and soon, We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon! The winds that will be howling at all hours, It moves us not-Great God! I'd rather be Or hear old Triton blow his wreathed horn. William Wordsworth. |